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daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > the cats whiskers? just how old are you ? ;-) Why? Do you work for the filth? Before I answer that question, can anyone give me some legal advice on the statute of limitations on bin-kicking?

Shine On You Crazy Diamond - Pink Floyd

Are you sure, Martin? I can't imagine Joyce Grenfell saying that "Stately as a galleon", that was one of hers, and "Oh George, don't do that" As for the U2 record, haven't heard it. Play it loud you say? Thing is me and the boy and the Irish brother-in-law are off to Kentish Town to see Sharon Shannon and Shane McGowan tomorrow and I'd like to have a few hours kip, so be a butteen and turn it down a bit. Oh, and why holy?

Streatham Cat's Whiskers 17 Pissed Lairy Bin Kick Copper Run Clogs F@CKING CLOGS Caught Punched Cell Details Kip Released Home Parents Oh! Disappointment Disapproval Fortnight Windmill Mates Story Embellish Heroic Questions Pisstaking Pisstaking F@CKING CLOGS

Boys Keep Swinging - The Dame

snorky Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > B&E the first time ( too young to try ) > > Deportation from a rogue state being the most > recent Snorky, just for a moment I was considering making a humourous misinterpretation of the word 'rogue'. What was I thinking? I mean 'rouge'. Boy is my face red.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I once managed to get picked up for being drunk > and disorderly, indecent exposure, possession of > an illegal substance and making an illegal > campfire all in one go. > > But they were only Park?s Board Police and they > let us go when we said sorry and promised not to > do it again. Brendan, I contacted The Goose Green Society where the incident occured and they issued this statement. 'Fie 'pon his sorry and the curse of Beelzebub's pox on his promise, but we beg you return to where our trees can a gibbet make' Signed 'Mother' Goose and Green Gartside (out of Scritti Politti) I don't know Brendan, I reckon they're being colourful, but still I'd give the area a swerve for a while.

Look, the first and best piscine-based comedy was of course that of Jesus Christ. "How many of you out there? Let's have a count. I SAID COUNT MADAM. Come on now, hands up. Oih, you missus you're raising both of your arms, cheating that is, lower one. And you sir, next to her, you appear to be indicating a three vote, look put your arms down before your fingers turn blue. Anyway where was I? Oh yes, five thousand of you, five fishes and five loaves and me. It'd all look a bit grim if I wasn't the son of God. But because I am it's HIM O'CLOCK and there's a bounteous plenty of bread and fish for all. Pleased with myself I was, until Peter came along, added a smear of tartare sauce and invented the Filet-O-Fish. Last time I build my church on him. Rock? Rock my arse Though, hang on, rock? Rock salmon...oh you know what, bollocks to it".

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I see you in your official capacity now, 'Looch.. > escorting threads into the Lounge from the General > Issues section. I'm stretching my legs in the GI section *Bob*, as I've just got unbanned from there since that time I did The Bad Thing. Must be careful not to let it go to my head, though, I'll take your post as a reminder that with freedom comes responsibility. Thanks.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brendan Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > What? Why? Did someone mention Nunhead? > > Are you saying 'Nunhead' to that old woman? Oh, > what sad times are these when passing ruffians can > say `Nunhead' at will to old ladies. There is a > pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Moos the only way to put it right is for the whole EDF to raise their voices in an hour long version of Kum By Yah. You lead, we'll follow. Let the healing begin.

England Rocks - Ian Hunter

Reg Smeeton Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Groundhog day Has something kicked off in William Rose as well?

Love On The Rocks - Neil Diamond

Girl You'll Be A Woman Soon - Urge Overkill

francine Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh stop carping on I like that plaice! Oh, it's fin now, you don't batter'n eyelid at their prices. But that'll change, shark my words. The whiting's on the wall.

Big Gay Heart - The Lemonheads

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You take the p1ss not out of individuals in a > general and lighthearted sense... > > I started using emocions after I litterally posted > something like > > "It's ridiculous to think that poeple have > characteristics based on their nationality...apart > from the French who are all ****"....and people > thought I wasn't being serious ;-) Cheers Quids, let's come back to this one tomorrow, I'm retiring for the night. You pair of big girl's knickers you.

bawdy-nan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So, I have a horrible feeling April's about to > kill herself (in my book) but the bus made it up > the hill and I was home in time for Night Waves > ... If you have a horrble feling about it BN, then lay it to one side for now. Read a copy of Viz instead.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yeah but HonnyB you constantly take the p1ss > where as those of us who veer between sensibleish > comment, personal insults and occasional light > hearted irony need emocions,...you stupid f*cker > B) I'm not sure I constantly take the piss, out of whom? But why does anyone need to include cartoons in their sensibleish comment, personal insults and light hearted irony? Eeerm, you twat.

Speak Now Or Forever... - Midsummer Night's Scream

The use of emoticons. There are people I have repect for who use them, but are they not really just the devil's puntuation? And not even the good devil implied in Rosemary's Baby, more like the shit one in To The Devil A Daughter. If something is written and it's amusing, then we'll get it. If it's tongue in cheek, we might not. If it's obscure/esoteric/in-jokey then many may not get it. Aaaand. Next post! Why have something more irritating than canned laughter on a comedy, littering up perfectly good, or for that matter imperfect or lousy posts. Let them stand or fall by their own merits. I know the pro arguement, that they can soften what might appear in the naked written word as sarcastic, rude offensive etc, that in a face to face interaction would be leavened by body language and greater explanation. So this is a written medium, but through the written word we can to some extent form opinions about people, I've done so on other MBs, gone on to meet them and became friends with them. Even some who use bastard emiticons.

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I see you're talking through your colon again HB. ;, yeah OK PGC, you're sort of right.

Silly Love - 10cc

Sue Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was stuck on a 176 :-S > > But too lazy to walk :)) Not lazy Sue, determined to see it through to whatever bitter end was waiting. Bloody-minded some might call it, but it's the spirit that carried us through the Blitz. Unlike that shirker Quids.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I got off at East Street and walked No stamina, these youngsters.