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Heart Of Gold - Neil Young

Young Girl - Gary Pucket & The Union Gap

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > >>So is the bacon in my frigde safe? > >>I was intending to fry six rashers, with three > tomatos and put them between the halved slces of > some white baps. > >>Baps I had smeared with Branston's Gherkin > Relish and all. > >>So should I carry on with this gourmet treat or > not? > You could always try using bread instead.... B) Thanks for that SimonM, I appreciate being included in this sort of laddish innuendo. But right now in reality, the odds of the likelihood of me placing bacon, tomatos and Branson's Gherkin Relish between the breasts of a woman are long indeed. In some part, no doubt due to my being partial to six rashers of bacon, tomatos and Gherkin Relish on two large baps. And so it goes.

Sad Song - Lou Reed

gerritsmith Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Please teach their staff basic hygiene. > > I have seen: > > a member of staff sneezed in his and continue > stacking apples. > a check out staff sneezed in her hands and > continue scanning foodstuff. > a check out staff put a finger in her ear and > violently shaking it and continue scanning > foodstuff. > a check out staff wiped her nose with the palm of > her hand and continue scanning foodstuff. > a check out staff with heavy cold was holding on > to her used tissue while scanning foodstuff. > often checkout staff scratch their heads > > Please ask the manager to make sure that the staff > do not touch their nose, ears, head with their > hands when handling food. > > Also will it be possible to keep the conveyor > belts near the tills clean. How violently did she shake her finger in her ear. Enough to deafen herself? In which case she wouldn't hear you. Enough to penetrate through to brain? In which case she'd likely die, so no need to worry about that one any more. > Please ask the manager to make sure that the staff > do not touch their nose, ears, head with their > hands when handling food. You don't mention arses and and genitals, I think they should be included, I think all bases should be covered. Well done GerritSmith for putting the case for the sections of the community who don't have access to running water to wash the produce that the tripehounds of Sainsbury sully with their vile discharges.

The Number One Song In Heaven - Sparks

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You should be alright mate I recon if you use lard > and have the gas quite low so it cooks slowly it > should kill any bugs. I could murder a bacon sarni > I'm quite jealous, there's no bacon in my house. 6 > rashers is quite a lot of fat though however knock > yourself out. Thanks Mike, lard and low gas you say? When I receive sound scientific advice of this sort I know I'm in safe hands. I'm reckonong on preparing it quite a bit later, I'm not working tomorrow and fancy watching the late night showing of Chinatown, so I may well save this gastronomic treat for round about then. I'll let you know tomorrow how it turns out. If I survive. I'm joking of course.

I heard he's taking this weekend to rewatch the Red Riding trilogy while screaming "Where's the hood, where the f@ck am I"? All the while flattening (empty) beer cans on his forehead. Good work BBW.

So is the bacon in my frigde safe? I was intending to fry six rashers, with three tomatos and put them between the halved slces of some white baps. Baps I had smeared with Branston's Gherkin Relish and all. So should I carry on with this gourmet treat or not?

RosieH, ignoring PGC's lewd suggestions, though at the same time getting a warm lower stomach feeling at the thought of them. The question is, how did you you come to be in this position? I'm sorry it's come to pass, you come across as a vibrant young woman, who correctly holds Barry of Barry Off Licence on Barry Road in just the right amount of esteem. Obviously I can't possibly turn up, what with being a self-loathing drunken dullard and all, but I hope someone does and I hope they're deserving of your precious time. HUGS + XXX

Hey Paulie, it's good youse're havin' a sit down. Make sure it's out in the open and your crew meets his first to ensure there's no 'misunderstandings'. But Paulie, and I say this with respect, GET THIS SHIT TAKEN CARE OF. No more bad blood. You remember the beef between Somerfield and Sainsbury's that time, where we had to get Billy 'The Butcher' Rose involved? Don't make me go lookin' for no favours outside the family again. You know I love you, Paulie, don't let me down. Salut.

I don't know BigPhil, I reckon it was you that started the entire monkey motif on this thread. Ape all's well.

Might I suggest the sobriquet 'Casey' and an implied involvement with the 'Cannonball Express'? Seriously, ask some of your older train-driving colleagues. Seriously again, you seem like a spot on chap. Well done, you.

Little Things - Dave Berry & The Cruisers

BigPhil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have to move phone lines next weekend , after > reading all this , im starting to get worried > > we want to keep our same number, but we are in > Pinner exchange now , and I wouldn't have a clue > what exchange we will have to change to > > is there such a thing as an exchange now? maybe im > a bit old for current technology.. hmmm > > anyone know how easy it is to move your number > with you? And, this is to do with monkeys, in what way exactly BigPhil? If you can't stay on topic, then just go 'phone yourself. Harsh I know, but crikey heck.

But thanks, good to have us and the thread up where we belong.

I trust that didn't come across as ungallont.

And I can take a pint Lulu...

Let's Go Crazy - Prince

LuLu Too Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > London 0 Hull 4 > That's all I know. And that's all I need to know, Lulu. Thanks. I'll know exactly at which point of the negotiations to apply that piece of intelligence. Consider yourself owed a quadruple Tanqueray and mixer of your choice. Stay in touch.

Round Midnight - Charles Mingus

Round And Round - Chuck Berry

LuLu Too Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The former definately. > As much as I love all things Antipodean, I prefer > my seafood local. We live on an island. There's no > excuse. So how's it with the loving things Honaloochiean, these days? It's just that I'm meeting up with a couple of mobsters from Hull this Friday. And I was hoping you'd do me the honour, indeed the privilege of, well giving me some background on them. It's Teddy Carstairs the fruit and veg Don, apparently not an orange moves in the area without his say so and Mickey 'The Mike' Mansfield who runs all the karaoke in town. Last time he heard someone whistling 'I Will Survive' on the street, he informed them they wouldn't unless they coughed up half a quid. So Lulu, any 'skinny' you might have on them?

louisiana Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Who gives a monkey's? If you can lose the 'wh' in 'who' and replace it with an 'o', and can convincingly pronounce the single 'o' in monkey's with a double 'a' then can I recommend some work as an extra on The Bill?

You're sound as pound, Davey. Though actually sounder than a pound might be more accurate at the moment. I Get So Excited - Ian Hunter