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Thanks KK, if a celeb turns up then you don't want to be fawning all over them, a subtle acknowledgement of their presence is all that's required.

I agree with people who have 3expressed reservations, but as the SexPistols once remarked 'noone is innocent' I'm pretty sure that the woman in question is aware that she is being patronised/set up but also that she stands to earn a few quid out of it. Her shelf life will be short but after that the club clrcuit will be hers for the taking. It doesn't make the self-seving Simon any less odious but if she grabs an opportunity who am I to say her nay?

And if anyone famous turns up rest assured I'll be slapping on Sinatra's 'You Could Be Swinging On A Star' as soon as they set foot through the door. You're not dealing with rubbish here you know.

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Balls to your partner > Arse against the wall > If you've never been F*cked on a Saturday night > You've never been F*cked at all. I've been in touch with the Inverness Forum MikeCG, just to see if there's any chance of them sending the appropriate number of young women but frankly I think it's a long shot. Actually now I think about it we might do better to order a 'mixed batch'. I'll get back to you.

Xena: Worried prince Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > EYES bloody hell I thought we were throwing car > keys in not eyes Lena Zavaroni's version of 'Mama He's Making Eyes At Me' is an admirable suggestion XWP. Keep 'em coming.

St. Michael the Archangel (09/29) St. Michael the Archangel, The Apparition of (05/08) St. Michael Garicoits (05/14) St. Michael de los Santos (04/10) *Bob* you missed St Michael of Underwear and St Bernard of Dunne's. Apart from that, most impressive

So what music gets played at these events? Obviously start with David Bowie's 'Boys Keep Swinging' just to get people loosened up. Of course Sinatra's 'Songs For Swinging Lovers' would have to make an appearance at some point. What other tunes could be played?. I suppose inevitably a few 'bangers' will be requested. Will DJ for beer.

You Need Hands - Malcom McLaren

Squeeze Box - The Who

Fire - Bruce Springsteen

Fire - Jimi Hendrix

What about an Oyster card?

Fire - The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Half naked builders... in favour? Come on you half-naked builders, answer KK. Are you in favour of 3/4 length trousers or not? Show yourselves you rogues.

The Games People Play - Joe South

Not yet thanks for asking BBW, but 3/4 length strides on a chap is the absolute living end.

Or if he's looking particularly repellent 'ten pounds of sh!t in a five pound bag'. Come on together we can defeat this menace.

Or if you've had a few solemnly ask him if he thinks he knows what he looks like. On being asked what, inform him it's 'a leg of mutton handcuffed'.

3/4 length trousers on men are worse even than emoticons. Every time you see some gawdhelpus wearing them make sure to go up and 'compliment' him on his 'baggy capri pants'.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In all honesty, I don't understand any of it. > > But I'm hoping to get stopped in the street by > London Tonight so I can get all indignant about 2p > on wine. And I'm hoping I'll be right behind *Bob* and will be able to butt in with "Never mind your 2p on a bottle of wine, pal, wht about the 5p a pint on my facking lager".

Hot Love - T Rex

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BBW is spot on with Mrs Mills, a nice bit of wit and innuendo on a Sunday over a sausage sarnie is just the job. It is AA Gill though, isn't it? His retaurant and TV reviews are also what I buy the paper for. However Shosh please inform Tosh that Sarah Harding is MY completely inappropriate crush and I'd be obliged if he confined his attentions to one or more of the four. Thanks.

Murdered (as in we'll all be in our beds)

And of course when TM arrives is not the male version on it's saggy short-shorted way? Yes the living nightmare that is Inappropriate Vest Saturday.