HonaloochieB

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB, I heard from some hirsute > big-toothed bloke in the queue for William Rose > that you were running for Mayor! Is it true? Moos we live in a world where hirsute big-toothed blokes say all sorts of things. One can't go from A to B these days without being accosted by an hirsute big-toothed bloke asking if one is going to run for the mayoral office. I can categorically deny that it is my intention to seek any form, shape or shadow of public office in the near, far, distant or indeed even past future. However and I don't use the word however lightly, if the people of London and by people I mean carbon-based life forms, were to rise up en masse and carry me to wherever the mayor's office is and throw me bodily through the door while chanting 'HONALOOCHIEB FOR MAYOR' and 'HONALOOCHIE HONALOOCHIE HE'S OUR MAN HE CAN DO IT IF ANYONE CAN' and similar, then who am I to say them nay? The people have spoken, I run on a 'broad' manifesto of free public transport, clean air and Mott The Hoople in every home. Details to follow.

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ronniemama Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Well I'm still celebrating my birthday, so I'll > > have a Hackney Ladies Special which of course is > a > > pint of the black stuff complete with a shot of > > Tia Maria. > > Well done RonnieMama, you brightened up our Xmas > with this one. > A 'meal in a glass indeed'. > To be truthful Dermot's a bit of purist when it > comes to adulterating the black stuff and is > expressing some reluctance about the order. > I'll have a word and get back to you. It's OK RonnieMama, Dermot's left a pint of Guinness on the counter of the saloon bar and a large measure of Tia Maria on the table of the snug. He reckons what happens to them after that he knows nothing about officially and has nothing to do with him, and his barman's conscience is clear. Though he looked a bit worried and I'm sure I heard him mutter something about 'rendition'. Anyway, cheers!

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > (hopefully) I've finished mine. Dermot another bottle of claret for Moos. Perhaps a 'carry oot'?

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The usual please :)) Dermot, a large vodka and Lucozade for the lady if you please. Ice but no slice.

karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hona, this round is going to cost you some serious > lolly. I'll just have a sparkling water. Ta Money's no object Karter. Can I make that water, soda water, lime and a quadruple vodka. If it was good enough for Jeffrey Bernard it's good enough for you.

Asset Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Tequila Sunrise please. For no good reason I can think of Asset, at a quarter to seven on a March Sunday evening this seems like the best idea I've heard since lunchtime. Dermot, make it four Tequila Sunrises and stay close at hand.

ronniemama Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well I'm still celebrating my birthday, so I'll > have a Hackney Ladies Special which of course is a > pint of the black stuff complete with a shot of > Tia Maria. Well done RonnieMama, you brightened up our Xmas with this one. A 'meal in a glass indeed'. To be truthful Dermot's a bit of purist when it comes to adulterating the black stuff and is expressing some reluctance about the order. I'll have a word and get back to you.

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > While your there I'll have a pint of Biddingtons > please @ 8% on tap I shall be hammered after 5 so > volume will not be the issue it has been in the > past, Bottoms Up!..... Dermot, a pint of Biddingtons for our friend Mike, and then two and a half to three 'in the pipe'. On no account must he be allowed five, he's a musician and we want him to bring his 'axe' and do some numbers. I'm requesting 'Streets Of London' and 'Telegram Sam'

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Who am I kidding Hona, I'll have a Stella but none > of that number four cross channel nonsense,5.2 > percent, comprendre. A pint of the proper Stella for BBW please Dermot, and put another in the pipe for him. Oh and one for yourself.

I take it that if someone has asked him if he might do it, then anyone can say he may well do. Let's start a rumour about me running for mayor. It only takes one question to start the ball rolling. Go on, I dare you.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Behave yourself Hona, I may be a lager lout but > even I know that when in educated company the only > polite choice is a generous G n T. Actually make > that a Port and Lemon. Of course BBW, though I'll admit to being surprised at your choice of libation. I tend to associate it with plump and somewhat indecorous pub guvnors' wives from the late 60s and early 70s. No matter, Dermot sort out a large un for my oversized vulpine chum. Bottoms up.

This Is A Low - Blur

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 'Bags of Grass'! You been watching the Sweeney > again Brendan, you slag. I can see where you're going BBW, it's a large tumbler of 'gold watch' from the bottle kept in the filing cabinet, isn't it? Go on son, fill yer boots.

candj Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alas! Yes, a Bordeaux... anything harder* would > not be good on the health. > > The 2000 will do. Thanks again and see you in the > .... the lounge! > > ps- do let me know when Philomena returns > > > *alcohol-wise It's the 2000 while you're waiting of course CandJ, I'll not see you with an empty hand. But the '98 is what you asked for and so is what you'll get. I'm assured Philomena is running all the way.

American Pie - Killdozer

If only the world was run by Bill Hicks fans. Peace and Love to you and yours TLS. And to everyone else.

candj Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What? No ice as I presume it was stored properly. > A slice of what, Banoffee Pie? > > Thank you! Ah, so La Dame de Montrose 1998 isn't a an ardent spirit but is a wine of some sort. Dermot has checked the cellar and only has the 2000 in stock, but don't worry he's dispatched Philomena out to 'source' a bottle of the good stuff. I'm confident it'll be here soon. In the meantime, will you have a drink?

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brenan > > > This is not the student bar at "uni" now is it > .......... please > > > > ....silly boy.... > > > ....now tidy your room... > > W**F Now now WMTD, you just let Brendan be. While you're making your mind up properly as to what you'll have I'm going to pour half of my pint of 'Directors' into a Bass ashtray for you to have a lap of. Get back to me when you've made your mind up. Good boy.

candj Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This time of year, La Dame de Montrose, 1998, but > only a glass please. As you wish CandJ. Ice and a slice with that?

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > May I please have two bags of grass, seventy-five > pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered > blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, > and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, > downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of > tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of > raw ether, two dozen amyls and an angry looking > woman in leather to act as minder/driver for the > evening. If it's not too much trouble, cheers > mate. The tequila, rum, and beer you can have straight away. The rest we'll have to 'send out' for. Dermot, if you'd be so kind as to send Sean down to the Loughborough Junction area for the rest of the list it'll be taken care of. Now in case you're thinking I'm indulging Brendan too much then know that any reference to a person with the name 'Hunter' I will always associate with Ian Hunter of (reforming this October) Mott The Hoople and distinguished solo artist fame. From me to you Brendan. Enjoy.

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Vegemite please. I HATE Marmite. > And Sandwich Spread flavour would be cool too; a > guilty secret of mine in Sandwich Spread! With you on the Sandwich Spread completely PR. It's not for everyone given that it has that acidic edge of vomit that makes it a brave spread choice. The hating of Marmite is I suposse fair enough. Free country everyone entitled to their opinions etc. It's sold on this basis, those 'off the wall' marketeers being what they are. But to suggest that Vegemite is anything remotely like an alternative to Marmite? Marmite is a FLAVOUR, Vegemite is little more than a colouring. A darkening of the bread if you will. Hate Marmite with all your heart but don't feel there has to be a substitute. Marmite divides opinion, Vegemite barely warrants one. Vegemite? Vegeshite more like.

Money Money Money - ABBA

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Am I too late? Large glass of claret please. Too late, Moos? As if. Dermot, what the lady ordered and leave the bottle.

Not My Money Honey - Jesse Longshore

Xena: Worried prince Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thats very kind of you, but my mummy (bless her > cottons) told me never to accept drinks from a > strange man... So I will pass on your kind offer Oh come now, surely a little absinthe. And don't forget a stranger is only a friend you haven't met yet.