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The Pogues. Croydon. Rat Scabies Carnaby Street/John Stephen. The Sweeney. Lucky Bags. The Beano. Darcus Howe. Strikes. The Royal Family. The Royle Family. Harold Pinter. CarryOn films. Julie Burchill. Radio 4. Monty Python's Flying Circus. Terrorist attacks. Asian run corner shops. Winning the Jules Rimet trophy once. Naomi Campbell. 'Kiting' cheques. The Richardsons. Cliff Richard. Keith Richards. Rich Tea biscuits. The Good Life. 'Soaps'. Danny Baker. Jeremy Paxman. Camilla Batmanghelli. The Sun. The Windrush. Wetherspoons. Mobile phones. Your Sunday best. Dr Feelgood. Margaret Thatcher. Fig Rolls. Fat publicans. Fat publicans' plump wives. Buckingham Palace. Track suits. Burkhas. Randy teenagers. Violent teenagers. Nice teenagers. Mithering. Welfare dependency. Ted Max. Crackerjack. Gobbing. Costermongers. Fishmongers. Ironmongers. DIY. Caravans. Tommy Cooper. Linton Kwesi Johnson. Jeremy Kyle. Getting paralytic.

Can't find fault with anything there JL, kicking myself about not thinking of NME and Private Eye

FelicityNormal Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thanks. SMBS is quite useful but it doesn't have > everything unfortunately. Tell you what Flick even if you do manage to find a shop with everything, it won't have sweet cigarettes and a reasonably priced CD copy of Moth Poet Hotel. Bastards to find they are.

postmodern Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > But so much of this stuff is so shit. Especially > Ainsley Harriot and builders tea > Well you're entitled to your views on Ainsley (though don't let my mum hear you express them, she and 'Ains' often have a chat in the Clapham Junction branch of M&S). But if you're calling builder's tea, by which I mean served from a large metal watering can-like teapot 'rubbish' then may i refer you to the bottom of my list.

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh, HonB, my heart is yours again. > > Are you sure about Leona Lewis though? And don't > you think 'bollocks' is far meatier? I like Leona's complete awkwardness when she tries to do 'sexy', I find it endearing and there's a kind of modesty in it I think is a bit 'British'. The bollocks may be meatier but doesn't have the impact of a a well-aimed 'w@nker' in my view. Glad you're my moll once more.

Lip Up Fatty - Bad manners

Tony Hancock. The Clash. Going for a 'Ruby'. Introducing the Welfare State. Ians Hunter and Dury. Doreen and Neville Lawrence. Around The Horne/The Navy Lark/The Clitheroe Kid. Lionel Bart. A Sunday Roast. An Ulster Fry. George Orwell. The Beatles. Kenneth Williams. Leona Lewis. Sunday Night At The London Palladium. Slade. School uniforms. Casual swearing. The pub. Flanders & Swann. The EDF. Girls Aloud. Viz. A mug of builders tea. Anthony Burgess. The Dave Clark Five. Billy McKenzie. Cilla Black. Trainspotting. Trainspotting. Morrisey. Marr. The seaside. Loose Women. Ainsley Harriot. John Cooper-Clarke. The Pet Shop Boys. The Betting Shop. The gastro pub. Being nice. Moaning. The Chinese takeaway. The Blitz. Simon Cowell. Andrew Loog Oldham. Derek Raymond. Woodbines. Wimpy bars. The word 'w@nker'...

"FREEZING IN THESE PAPER JEANS STANDING STIFF IN A DEAD MAN'S DREAM TOBACCO BARONS AND THE CLOSET QUEEN WALK ON THE WALLS W@NK IN THE BEANS"

I hear Howlin' can be very entertaining when he gets going.

F@cking Ada if it isn't Ian Dury JL.

Do You Wanna Touch Me There (Oh Yeah)? - Gary Glitter Edited to add 'There' in the title so it fits into the thread, even though it's not technically the song title. Wouldn't be the firsat time I've falisified an entry on here and it won't be the last. You can't stop me.

It is JL, good work fella!

Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me - The Goodies

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think I know this Hona. Is it The Sensational > Alex Harvey Band? It is JL, and the song?

If I wasn't on the naughty step I'd say Human Nature - Madonna

Walking With A Mountain - Mott The Hoople

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Actually Spartacus that Poem is rubbish, did your > kids help you with it or something? Get rid of it. Pack it in BBW, I'll not have Gilbert O'Sullivan bad-mawed.

I Feel The Earth Move - Carole King

Heaven Is A Place On Earth - Belinda Carlisle.

Nope JB. Though they were contemparies and I think if you were a Mott fan then there's a good chance you'd like this group. Honestly I spoil you lot with clues.

"Let's be bold my captain and I'll hold your hairy hand, let's forget the treasure, and skip across the sand"

Now wouldn't that be someting, and quite a surprise for both of us. I like the Emotional Rescue album.

Knovking On Heaven's Door - Bob Dylan

That would be Indian Girl - The Stones Giggi.

Of coursee it is JB, well done and off you go.