HonaloochieB

Let your shoes and your morals always be sturdy.

Power To The People - John Lennon

Kells Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No, far too low down. I'll admit my true > feelings...... > > Giggirl, if you don't mind some help, I'll be glad > to do whatever I can. And if anyone does feel the > need to buy me a pair of wellies, I'd quite like > blue hunter ones. > > Thanks. Initially Kells my heart leapt in my bosom when I saw you had posted on here. And when I read your post I was thrilled that you'd seen sense and had decided to be all in love with me and everything. But then I pondered for a while. On reflection your offer of help to Giggirl wasn't, as I first thought a suggestion that you combine your affections, but rather an implication that Giggi might need some assistance as regards her mental health. A terrible slur on Giggi's competency, and one which if I were her legal counsel I'd suggest she take into the court arena. On seeing your request for wellies my first thought was that you were volunteering to construct a Benny Hill style Garden Of Love in my honour, as in his song In My Garden Of Love. But I realised then it was a reference to Giggi's comment about trampling on she and the other Bandwagon Chick's expressions of sentiment towards me. Kells Kells Kells. I'm more saddened than angered, and am assuming you've had another bad day and are blindly lashing out in a fit of pique. A quick declaration of love and we'll draw a line under the matter. I can't say fairer than that.

Shu.Kurimu.Sensei Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Watch out kids, looks like the clown now has a > super villain apprentice on the loose... > > http://i495.photobucket.com/albums/rr314/Shu_Kurim > u_Sensei/penk.jpg > > And good grief, WTF happened to good parenting... > Killer clowns ffs! That's Plastic Man, and 'Plas' would never do anything 'noncey', so just stop it.

All I know, is if Alistair Campbell was still running the country her feet wouldn't touch...

Dancing In the Street - Martha reeves & The Vandellas

I'm starting a whip round to send Brendan to medical school. I don't know about anyone else but he sounds like my kind of GP.

You Make Me Feel Like Dancing - Leo Sayer

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sorry, bir.. er chi.. duck? > > Ok listen just exactly what type of poultry based > slang should I call my old lady these days to stay > down with the kids, yoh? Brendan, just refer to any anachronisms as 'old school' or 'skool' and you can get away with anything. Even Dr Scholl's footwear.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Meh, it?s just a build up of uric acid crystals in > your joints from increased blood acidity. I?ve > never though of it as anything else. > > But I supposed I had the benefit of being pretty > well informed about medical things in my family as > my mom is a nurse. It also refers to a powerful spray of arterial blood. I've had the uric crystals one but I don't want the other one.

Dancing In The Dark - Bruce Springsteen

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Fifth one down. What's occurred? I mean, go figure.

The Rocker - Thin Lizzy

jimmy two times Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A great bit of advice I saw in a film was in 'The > Bronx tale'. The gangster tells the kid who he has > taken under his wing that if he wants to know if a > girl is worth seeing again he should open the car > door for her and then walk around the car to the > driver's door. If she reaches over and opens it > for him then she's worth it. If she doesn't then > it shows she's selfish and only thinks of herself. And of course you made a cameo in that film JTT, so it's likely as not good advice.

Thanks Giggi. Kells?

See Kells, you've scalded the feelings of the leading bandwagon chick now (that's strictly entre nous Giggi, don't want rancour among the BCs). Now Kells I'm no pyschologist but maybe there are some sublimated feelings here. Don't bottle them up, they can lead to all sorts of mind complications in later life. The thread you seek is on page 6. Fifth one down.

If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with. How the hell was I to know that Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young were all ripped to the tits on weapons grade drugs wheb they inparted that particular little gem to me? Spent a night in A&E when both the sister of my girlfriend at the time and her boyfriend turned on me. And if you're reading this Sharon I'm still very sorry.

Never argue in front of the servants. And I never have.

Kells Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Kells Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Or you could always do the same as > Honaloochie. > > > > I meant start your very own "I'm in love with...." > thread Sorry to veer OT but Kells I won't have LuluToo's tender feelings and motives besmirched. She started the thread as an act of genuine devotion and to suggest it was a tawdry act of what I suppose you would describe as self-gratification on my part is to belittle her unrequited longing. Not to mention the other chicks who jumped on the bandwagon. Or for that matter Tony London Suburbs. For myself I ask nothing, but please think of the others when making groundless accusations. Thank you. Sorry BBW et al, as you were.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I use both "rock up" and "rock on". I think I > picked "rock up" up from an Australian friend. > This was probably around the time I started > calling all women Shielas, and became a potential > threat. > > Bloody Antipodeans! Are you sure the friend wasn't from New Zealand, Keef? You've mixwd them up in yhe past

karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jaybee, don't give up on her. She could be the > one. She was obviously nervous and had a few > drinks, you may be too hot for her and that is > lol that you ran ran and ran though. Why not give > her a call and see how she is. Show these > forumites that you are not only a computer geek > but you have a warm heart too. ;-) JayBee, can i suggest you read this post while playing Don't Give Up On Us Baby by David Soul on your WalkPod. I just have and I'm filling up.

Kells Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Or you could always do the same as Honaloochie. > Because I've had a long day and I'm not feeling > particularly bright, so be gentle with me! You could of course BBW. Though quite what developing a devotion to Mott The Hoople, an above average waist size and a completetely inappropriate fixation on Sarah out of Girls Aloud has to do with anything I'm not sure. But of course, be my guest.

On the other hand JayBee, are you sure it wsn't a set-up? Could this woman have been an actress and just pretending to be drunk while the whole thing was being secretly filmed for a Valentines Day 'nightmare-dates-from-hell' style programme? Probably presented by Ant or Dec. Probably called Cupid Stunts. You never know.

Walk Away Renee - The Left Banke

So the lesson is JayBee on your next date with her, stay well clear of the river and West London. In fact bring her round here somewhere so we can all meet her, she sounds like she's fun. And just think of the stories you both can tell the grandchildren.