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BBW it was Alan Brady son of Ada Brady out of the Viz, right? Just following in her front-zipped bootees.

Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen

Your Momma Always Says 'Yes' - The Belvederes

And now I don't know whether SM is being sarcastic, or agreeing with Mike or anything. I'm finding myself in a state of helpless shrug.

Now don't trivialise 70 new pence. It used to be fourteen shillings in my day. If I could get another six shillings from an honest day's pickpocketing, Oh the spree that could be had. A night of dancing at the local palais, with enough pints of mild and Woodbines to give a reel in the head. Then onto the local brothel where time could be spent with an inexspensive prostitute. I wonder what became of Short-time Sheila? Then a fish supper. And still enough left for a cab home. We used to have to get a cab because of course we had no shoes. Tell the kids today and they don't believe you. Oh well.

My Runaway Man - The Broken Hearts

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I realise I'm walking a virtual tightrope here but > why was that endearing litle scamp honk banned? For clowning around too much? For suggesting that the Ring Master had abused his authority to the extent that at least one bare-back rider had to miss several shows? For that thread he started that cast aspersions on the morals of fellow carnies, Trapezies Are Easy? For being too Billy Smart for his own good? I can't fathom it, it's a big topic.

ThinLizzy this is Lizzie. Lizzie meet ThinLizzy. Match duly made. You kids have fun. And if there's a civil ceremony, I expect an invite.

Your Pretty Face Is Going To Tell - The Stooges

Geller

postmodern Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'd say Dick Gere's arse is wrinkled and sagging > by now and has a ferret buried up it Just spoke to him PM, he says he prefers Richard. Or possibly Rick, at a stretch Ricky. He claims 'pertness' as the order of the 'arsewise' day. He says he knows it's subjective but that he got a wolf whistle off Gwynnethe Paltrow recently, so up yours. He also said that as for the ferret thing, he can't believe this sh*t. Reckons he's off to speak with 'friends of his' in order to 'straighten this whole thing out'. I think he must be sincere about it if he's prepared to travel from Los Angeles to Newark, New Jersey. I mean you would be, wouldn't you?

postmodern Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Been there done that Well done sign this

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HAHAHA HEHEHE The americans have f*cked the > economy.... > > Thanks for the offer HB, but I think I can > streatch it. > > Went on a valentines puke session with my woman > tonight, we had quite a good time, curry then an > LL pub crawl. groovy, I feel like I'm floating on > a sea of booze. Pass me the sick bag and get your > twangers on, I think I'm going to > Bbbbrerrrrrrrrhhhhhhhheeerrrrrllllll. Oh well, Mike I suppose if the two of you can run to a puke session, then probably things aren't too bad in the exchequer. But don't ever let it get to the point where you're being dunned by Southwark Council. Just say the word and the 70 new pence is yours.

Feltzer - Person, usually female with an undiscriminating attachment to an oracle.

*The Insane Clown Posse both wipe custard pie from their faces, the good looking one (points to self in that 'clownish' way that clowns do, with the fingers next to the thumbs that I can't remember the name of, but anyway are encased in bright red oversized gloves) and then I smear custard around myself, I realises this wouldn't be alluring even if I was dressed as one of the early 70s New York Dolls (I'm thinking Johnny Thunders) let alone a clown with the misogyny of Krusty The Klown combined with the maquillage of Gene Simmons out of Kiss. This Insane Clown reviews his entire life up to now. Finds it lacking spiritually and philosophically. Shrugs philosophically. Reckons spirituality is for the birds anyway. Shrugs and takes off oversized shoes. I wonder for a moment whether being a clown is a metaphor or a symbol or something. Then catch a glimpse of my face in the stainless steel side of a trailer and am cured* Amn't half buoyed-up by the sight of Moos in those sparkly tights, mind. Reminds me of that trapeze artist from Gerry Cottle's that time.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > O.K I'M SORRY!!! I've already explained that I've > got a disgusting X-rated sense of humour so it's > only natural for me to lower the tone, I simply > can't help myself. *The Insane Clown Posse thank BBW for his CV but unfortunately will be unable to offer him a position at present on the basis we looked at each other, shrugged and said "Seems a little whiney", AT THE SAME MOTHERF*CKING TIME!!! I mean how weird is that an' all*

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > O.K I'M SORRY!!! I've already explained that I've > got a disgusting X-rated sense of humour so it's > only natural for me to lower the tone, I simply > can't help myself. *The Insane Clown Posse thank BBW for his CV and wish him to know he is under active consideration*

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > O.K I'M SORRY!!! I've already explained that I've > got a disgusting X-rated sense of humour so it's > only natural for me to lower the tone, I simply > can't help myself. *The Insane Clown Posse lets BBW know that there may be a vacancy comong up soon. And ask him to submit a CV*

FiddleFart - a male the exact size of Ronnie Corbett. Thanks Mum.

Your Lies Killed Me - Stuntman

jaybee82 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm sure Ive seen toilets like that when I was in > the States. Yeah thats right, in McDonalds. > > One for each cheek. If that's the case, no wonder McDonald's have the highest paid cleaners in the world.

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have just this morning received a letter from > the council because of council tax arrears. the > amount in question is 70 pence. FFS, they have > threatened legal action. > > I know there is a credit crunch but come on > WTF............. Mike if you're a bit stuck 'til payday, I don't mind, honest.

ThinLizzy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...Anyone know if the barman in Magnolia is a) > single and b) not gay? He served me coffee and > chips today (I know, odd combination) while I was > finishing my book...thought he was gorgeous :) As > you can tell, I am single (at the mo) pah > But, doesn't stop me wishing you a happy > valentine's day if you're a) coupled and/or b) > frequenting a unisex loo this evening ;-p xx Thin Lizzy I completely understand why you just didn't want to ask him if he was available. It's refreshing to see a young woman around these parts as demure as yourself, there's some 'fast cats' in the SE22 area who would have been flicking the fly buttons of his Levi's as soon as look at him. So well done. Perhaps next time tradw on your name, ask him if he's ever been 'dancing in the moonlight', just casual like and see how he reacts. If he smiles, ask him his name. Cross your fingers and hope it's Johnny. As in the TL song 'Johnny The Fox', in which case you can half swoon and do that 'Oh my god, Johnny The Fox is my favourite TL song and you're called Johnny and you're a..' well I'm sure I don't have to draw you a map. If he's not called Johnny then improvise, 'riff' if you will. Eric, Brian, Scott, Darren, 'Snowwy', John, Gary and of course Phillip were in TL. If it's Phillip then of course you're in. From what I saw of him he generally was. Any way i digress, where was I? Anyway when he starts chatting you up, as he surely will, don't believe a word at the beginning. And also I'd keep the fact that The Boys Are Back In Town is a favourite of yours quiet for a while. Some chaps think it makes a gal seem trampy or as if she's spent too much time hanging round the docks. Shallow I know, but what are you going to do? Still and all, fingers crossed. Wishing you well. If it works out name your first born after one of Mott The Hoople.

Guiding Light - Ian Hunter

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