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FelicityNormal Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > One of the main Lotharios mentioned posts on EDF. > And it has come to my attention that another of > the Lotharios is posting in this very thread - but > pretending to be someone other than himself. If he's pretending to be me, could I ask him not to make any plans for early Friday evening. Only there's this leaving do at work, you see.

HeidiHi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Ahh, I have been to the Bishop a fair few times > and no one has disrespected me there, I expect > them to because they are usually drunk, I don't > expect that from a staff or businessman. I know what you mean HH, if I had a pound for every time Barry from the Barry off-licence in Barry Road offered to carry my shopping home for me, well I'd be a good deal better off. I can tell you. If it wasn't for the free beer, I'd take my business elsewhere. Oh, and if you run up a slate make sure you can pay it. With money. I won't forget Xmas 2005 in a hurry.

FelicityNormal Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > One of these trouser-dropping individuals has > given a local woman a serious STD. Allegedly this > man is very aggressive in his approach and has > shagged several other local women recently, > despite being married. He has tried it on with me > but I did not succumb yet - and with what I now > know, I will never succumb. I think you're protesting too much Flick. I reckon underneath it all you are one smitten kitten. But please remember if you do decide to surrender your flower to him, then I beg you, take precautions. Don't tell him your real name and make sure the phone number you give him is the Yee Wah in Barry Road.

Christ, babies being changed on pub tables, shopkeepers spreading the pox, when did I move to Birmingham?

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Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Actually Kel, curly wurlys are not too expensive. > Unfortunately however, the curly wurly of today > does not stand up to the old school incarnation in > stature. Much like a Wham! And they don't have Terry Scoot advertising them. Cooooor. Wham, the sweet or the comic?

Kolley Kibber Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am not BOB > Kalamity Kel > or The builder formally known as DulwichMum > > so far no one has claimed their 10 shillings Wasn't Kolly Kibber a locale reporteur?

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yes, ME! > > I hate all mothers, babies, prams: cars, buses, > pedestrians: working class people, middle class > people: Peckham, Nunhead, Camberwell: Iceland, > Somerfield, Ocado: gastropubs, cocktail bars, pool > tables: black people, white people, blue people, > and last not not least, organic produce. > > Have I missed anything out? ...recycling, jute shopping bags, toddlers, Big Issue vendors, William Rose's 25 quid chops, primary school age children, wi-fi access, teenagers, pregnant people - especially women, Blue & Green...

Town Called Malice - The Jam

The Runaway Train - Michael Holliday

Ssssh Giggi, just trying to throw them off the scent. Just act normal.

I reckon some of the posts on the Song Game thread are spurious. Makes my blood boil.

Lily Rosemary And The Jack Of Hearts - Bob Dylan Mind RD, Clodagh Rogers, nice one.

She Got The Jack - AC/DC

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Jack Your Body - Steve 'Silk' Hurley There's another one RD.

I'd Rather Jack - The Reynolds Girls. Now it works RD.

jaybee82 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Another Way To Die - Jack White/Alicia Keys RD, the way it's played is that the song should contain a word from the previous title or be a song from the previously named singer/group. So All The Way From Memphis - Mott The Hoople.

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That's why TM it's best not to employ any tradesman who read that NME interview with Jack White of The White Stripes, when he spoke of his time as an upholsterer. He told how he would write notes and messages onto the structure of the furniture he was refurbishing. My initial thoughts on reading this were "cheeky bastard, how dare he leave unwanted messages, secretly, on the hidden framework of other people's furniture"? I was all prepared to front him up about it. Not just him but his ex-wife/group member Meg. In the next copy of NME I saw how Jack duffed up Jason from The Von Bondies. And J from the VBs was a mate. I thought best leave it for now. For now and ever since.

Ted and I posted above at the same time. It looks as though when you put the two posts together, that maybe there was an implication that a liason might have taken place between the Princess Royal and a lady-in-waiting. I mean go back and look at it. Ted, 'turn that frown upside down'? With a previous mention of Dame Judy Dench smiling? There's only one way that's going to be heading. Ted, I've enjoyed your company, but I'm pretty certain there are still laws about treason, and I reckon this is as treasoness as it gets. Jesus, even Lord Haw-Haw never went this far, and they hanged him. If you're looking in Your Majesty, I remain your loyal servant, that stuff I said in your son's pub (you know The Prince's Head) about being a republican and reckoning that your London home would bring in more 'invisible exports' as a Wetherspoons was nothing more than the drink talking. Queen Elizabeth II. As I typed I bowed. I think that proves my loyalty. But, Elizabeth Regina, ir I may call you that, there are those amongst us who may seek to do you down, and if anyone should end up in the Tower Of London (as a captive rather than a day visitor) then you might want to put your people onto a certain person, whose details can be found above. And Ma'm, if I may say, well done for staying in and not allowing the second to the throne access. If it please you M'am, I'm in agreement with your husband that your heir might well be a 'big-eared namby-pamby c*ntbollox', though his remarks about Chinese people still make me uncomfortable. Unles of course that's treasoness? If it is, then 'slitty-eyed' all the way. I remain your humble, obedient, humble and loyal servant in humility. You know, like that Paul Burrell.

And of course I'm happy enough being edgy and dapper is as dapper does, but the trilby got on my 'threepennies' after a while, not sufficient brim on it for my liking. Not in the long term. I now sport a homburg. I knew you'd be bouffant, I felt it in my edginess. Your suits trouble me, I'll affect an introduction to my tailor, jacket, weskit and two pair pants as standard. Easy terms.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What we need to ask ourselves in this situation is > this. What would Princess Anne do? According to Ted, she'd frown like you. While a young Judy Dench was your smiling lady-in-waiting. But, neither of you were ever seen in the same room together. Uncanny. I don't know how Ted does it, but he do.

Hello Bounty and of course welcome to you and your imminent EDFer. That's East Dulwich Forumer, lest there be any misunderstandings. Have you considered any names yet? If I may make so bold, and I think most people agree on this 'Honaloochie' is a fantastic prefix to your chosen name, which of course must be initialed. So whether it's George, Margaret, Bernard or Xavier, as HonaloochieG, HonalochieM, HonaloochieB or HonaloochieX, I'm sure you'll agree they all have a special ring to them. Especially the latter two. Give it some thought.