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Baby I Love Your Way - Peter Frampton

All I can say is no member of the Eagles Of Death metal would treat a woman as badly as this fellow. Me and Jesse would kick his sorry ass to kingdom come. And if we neeeded reinforcemnts we'd get Greg Dulli out of the Afghan Whigs to lend a hand. Greg don't cotton to this kind of thing, no sir.

It can't be just me that's hearing The Human League's 'Don Ju-an Me Baby', can it? It probably can be. And I'm so sorry.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sorry for being pissed off about being suggested > as a pox ridden, two timing, lothario by someone i > don't know Heidi...very unreasonable of me Oh Quids, come on simmer down, please. Let's say we're The Eagles Of Death Metal. I'm Josh Homme and you're Jesse Hughes. I see you're fed up and just grab hold of you under the oxters and swing you round and round. I let you go towards a chair and you bash gratefully into it. You look, smile and feel so much better for that swinging round. Of course you know you're not Jesse Hughes, but the swinging and throwing was fun, right? I'm hardly ever Josh Homme these days, but it's been great to meet you.

LegalEagle-ish Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- >If it had been someone lying to a man > about his bloody car, you would all have been up > in arms in defence of the conned guy, but cos it's > about a woman who shagged a man she barely knew, > then she si the one who gets condemmned. > > Pisses me off. You've made me see the error of my ways LEish. I beg everyone not to get in my arms, but I lied to a man. About a car. I publicaly apologise to you, Tony London Suburbs for telling you that the red E Type Jaguar you bought was 'mustard'. You probably thought I was referring to the hot English mustard and that I was as keen as such for it. But in truth I meant French's mustard, you know that American one, not a mustard at all really. More of a sauce. So I'm truly sorry for lying to you about your car, which is nice of course, but perhaps not suitable for your good self. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. Looking at the latter part of LEish's message, if you pork a scrubber then make sure you don't sit in judgement. Seriously, think of Jesus and Mary Magdelene (allegedly). DID HE JUDGE? Actually, did he?

Shu.Kurimu.Sensei Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HAH 7 pages! Haven't you lot still not learnt not > to feed trolls #'$%? > > http://i495.photobucket.com/albums/rr314/Shu_Kurim > u_Sensei/troll.jpg I've not read 7 pages of fun like this since the Beano Summer Special of 1964. It involved Roger The Dodger going to an unamed seaside town with his parents, he dodged free rides at the local funfair, got into the cinema by bamboozling the usherette and got away with a much larger ice cream that he paid the vendor for by means of Derren Brown like distraction techniques. The latter was of course theft. He should have been dragged through the courts, but of course that's The Beano for you. Beanotown was of course a 'company' town and DC Thompson held sway. The cops knew their place and if anyone stepped out of line..? Well, let's just say a visit from Biffo and General Jumbo would have them back toeing it.

LegalEagle-ish Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have no idea who this dude might be, but if this > is true I think he should be exposed because > whether you think the women are idiots for > beleiving him or not, we don't blame shops or > banks for being robbed because they stupidly have > loads of cash on their premises and should know > better cos there are villians around. So are you saying that the women who fell for this chap were robbed of something? I'd venture not their innocence, virtue or reputation. They gained an infection, which I sincerely trust could be treated by a course of antibiotics and a clip round the ear from a stern auntie/grandmother for being such silly cows. Followed by a hug and ice cream. They'd also gain an express pass to to Vanessa F*ltz's radio complain-in, and would be allowed to address her as 'V'. Particularly on 'V's regular 'Has love at first sight ever caused you to discharge more than your responsibilities'? slot.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- I'm a mother, she isn't. I'm a mother too, Moos. A bad mother. And how that beeyatch even begin to be putting her face near your bidness? She think she cool? Tell that hoochie she cool like muthaf*ckin' Coolio, cool. Ha. We OGs gotta roll together. Word.

On the one hand you have Bon3Yard's Don Juan thread and on the other the clap-spreading lothario one. I suggest you put them both down and go and wash your hands. But pay much more attention to the 'other' hand, I'm confident Bon3Yard has the highest possible hygiene standards.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sounds like a massive stinking load of > screeching-harpy-driven bullshit of the highest > order to me. That reminds me *Bob*, whatever became of Daisy Chainsaw?

Why is that QC wearing her court frills on her bottom? Should not the Lord Chancellor be informed? Is this not an infringement?

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Actually, I am wracking my brains to come up with > a gift for James for Valentines day, a gift for > the man who has everything. > I always think a monogrammed nit comb says I love you and I won't share you with anything else. I believe Mappin & Webb have a silver version that they can express to you.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Spot on Huuenot, my depravity knows no limits. I > secretly reckon that Felicity is awesome in the > sack. And your secret is safe with me BBW. No one else will ever know. It's in the vault.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > But I never got chatted up much even pre-Moosling, > I'm too scary. Sigh... Oh Moos, don't be upset, I can't bear it. Rest assured if you were a customer in a shop I owned, I'd have given you a dose of the clap for sure. Now don't you be lettin' that Flick and PostModern be gettin' all up in your face thinkin' they're all that. You go girl.

postmodern Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > He is very good in bed. I'm sure. But didn't his getting up immediately afterwards and returning home to the wife and kids* he said he didn't have take some of the bloom off the afterglow? *I should of course have said that he got dressed between getting up and returning home. I don't know the fellow or his missus, but even Mary Archer wouldn't have put up with Jeffrey arriving home stark bollock.

Beth

Just to get it briefly back on topic, if you don't want the unexpected, somewhat dangerous and possibly unhygienic then don't go to a bar that calls itself Adventure.

Loot

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > FelicityNormal Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > He has tried it on with me > > but I did not succumb yet - and with what I now > > > know, I will never succumb. > > I think you're protesting too much Flick. I reckon > underneath it all you are one smitten kitten. > But please remember if you do decide to surrender > your flower to him, then I beg you, take > precautions. > Don't tell him your real name and make sure the > phone number you give him is the Yee Wah in Barry > Road. > > I just love the fact that it's the STD that would > stop her, not the fact he's already shagged her > mate! That's modern gals for you Keef. I blame that Germaine Greer myself.

Let It Be - The Beatles

jaybee82 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This is turning into Dear Deirdre No JB, this is miles better. I reckon 'Dear' makes some of those letters up.

Call Me - Blondie

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