HonaloochieB

Teeth

Sons And Lovers - Ian Hunter

Little Arrows - Leapy lee (one for the teenagers, as the Candyman would say)

I've just heard we can eat all the eggs we want from now on. Some boffins have said it's OK. Well done boffins say I. Fried, boiled or scrambled. All three if you want. Go to work on an egg. Fay Weldon wrote that. Or was it Salman Rushdie? Or am I just thinking it's him because I associate his name with salmonella? I don't know, I'm all excited about being allowed to eat eggs again. I'm going to have me a whole mess of them today to celebrate.

Poison Ivy - The Coasters Dedicated to Ivy Roscharch of The Cramps who will be mourning the death of her husband Lux Interior. Some great records and performances from them over the years.

TillieTrotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Funny (prob only to me) but the first forum drinks > I attended way back when, I was newbeing around as > one does, and instantly knew that Sean Mac was > Sean Mac having never met him before! Spooky:-S It was the Father Ted T shirt, wasn't it TT?

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Didnt Gwynnie walk out with Brad Pitt at some > point? If I was Chris Martin, I would be patting > myself on the back. Just so, MP. Chris, not so yellow after all.

Dream A Little Dream With Me - The Mamas & The Papas

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Seeing as I've never met any of you but going by > what you post I sometimes find myself building a > mental picture of the other characters on the > forum. These images are usually fleshed out by tv > personalities and characters. Please don't be > offended. > > Seanmacgagham - A younger David Attenborough. > TLS - Michael Palin but with an earing. > HonaloochieB - A slimmer version of Steven Fry and > with stubble. > ???? - All four of the young ones. > Dulwichmum - I sort of know what you look like but > you remind me of a cross between Nigella Lawson > and Patsy from Ab FAB. > Keef - A cool but slightly embarressing dad. > Louisa - A pint size Cruella de Ville. > Michael Palaelogus - A Greek version of Dara > O'Brien. > Mockney Piers - Not sure. Thanks for that BBW, but I'm not actually slimmer than anyone. Spot on with the stubble though.

The Moon Upstairs - Mott The Hoople. I'm going with Giggi Atila as she just got in before you, and also The REM song mentions Mott The Hoople. I mean you have to don't you?

Murphies

Everyone's Gone To The Moon - Peter & Gordon

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's because he's from Devon!!!! And he still managed to cop off with Gwynnie, no wonder you're wild with jealousy.

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No! It's because he is up his own aris..... All sorts of thinngs one could say in response to this one Mike. But to do so would be to cast aspersions about certain 'practices' and the lovely Gwynnie. I simply won't 'go there'.

shoshntosh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Steve T -- > couldn't agree more! > well said. > (p.s. i once dated an american republican, which > is really far worse than a tory, and he... ummm... > shall we say > "fell at the first hurdle") You have to be more choosey Shosh, if it had been PJ O'Rourke it might have been different.

All this hating Chris Martin stuff, it's because he copped off with Gwynnie and you're all jealous. I'm right, amn't I?

Spartacus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > "DO NOT TAKING THAT BONUS PAYMENT" > Even if it was grammatically correct I doubt it'd have much effect.

Every Time You Go Away - Paul Young

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I play shouty distortion pedals though cheap solid > state amps and end songs wherever I so choose, > sometimes mid verse. > > Oh and I apologise Honabelushi but there was no > pun intended. I thought this thread was about our > own geekish habits. Well I collect scales. That > little beauty there is a Salter?s compressed > spring for the mid 20th centaury, produced and > calibrated for use by the Royal Mail. See, now I wish you were just punning.

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB, > > What have you been smoking? > > Can you get me some of it?..... I've found myself buying most of my smoking requisites at the Double Entendre Tobacco Emporium. Hence this evening I found myself loading the Meerschaum with a hefty load of Rough Navy Shag, sucking it down with gusto and then scraping the dottle from the end of my pipe until it felt brand new in my hand. A quick blow on the end, and it was ready to be pressed into service again.

I'd be better off to the tune of twelve pounds. And that could possibly buy me, maybe a three month introductory subscription to the New Musical Express. Well you never know, do you?

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's Ok, > I've found some, > It rolled under the bed pan, blasted rubber > sheets. Mike, if I had a pound for every time something rolled under my bed pan...

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Shouldn't that be rouge then Honny B? I think you could be along the right lines there Quids, but let's not allow BBW too much leeway. The rouge is possibly a step too far. But I reckon he's got the cojones to turn up on the site with a 'schmear' of eyeliner. Or of course 'guyliner' as the more rugged amongst us style it. Seriously BBW, I'd be disappointed if you didn't.

Weight a minute, Brendan, punning on that scale has to be den-ounced. Accept you've been pound out and a-ton for your mistake. EDFers are agog to hear what you have to say on the matter. By my calculation at least a hundredweight your explanation.

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well there is a common fault on the 360 which > results in overheating, I think it was the first > release hardware that was affected. The problem > caused what they call "dry joints" on the solder > lugs on the cpu. I recon you could use one to > grill a sandwich but it may take a while. Well Mike, since you ask about my 'dry joints'. I don't use the word 'torture' lightly, Mike, but torture is the mot juste, in this case, and my use of French is an indication of the sheer agony I'm experiencing. Knees? Don't talk to me about knees. The pain? I wouldn't wish it on a copper's nark, straight up I wouldn't. And as for my left elbow, my only comfort is that it isn't my right one. Otherwise my only comfort would be lost to me. And as for my neck, as much use as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. According to my consultant anyway. But thanks for asking Mike, I'd give you a thumbs-up but I'm not sure my shoulders would take it.