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bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Charlie, just close your eyes and take my hand > and.............I'm still waiting Honaloochie! Slapping youths on the bus? Perhaps I'm being a little obtuse today BBW. Sorry.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Going by the title of this post Charlie this me be > one of the more popular threads. Over to you > Honaloochie. Christian Bale w*nking in front of a mirror?

Hope. Go on take a leap of faith.

Charlies, in the spirit of helpfulness, "Knock me dahn wiv a fevver Clever Trevor". If in doubt always consult Ian Dury.

"Bollocks" - The Kids.

"Bollocks" - The Kids

BigBadWolf this is WoofMarkTheDog, WoofMarkTheDog, BigBadWolf. I just know you're going to get along.

Tell you what Giggi, you never know, it might just tip the balance for you on the day of judgement. And you'll be after-living proof that no snooze is good news.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I get the impression he's the type of guy who > knocks one out whilst watching himself in the > mirror. Shame really as he's not a bad actor. Knocks 'one' out, eh BBW? Of course you're speaking for yourself but I for one am not impressed.

The 12 terminates at the top of Barry Road and there are no significant hills or slopes between Peckham Rye and there. Pissed off this AM in Barry Road, no 12s or 197s running up there, and yes I checked the TFL site to see if they were diverted - nada. The 363s were running down there but were not stopping, presumably because they were on diversion, at last one driver who presumably had kept a little of the sense he was born with, kindly stopped and picked us up, got to Peckham and it was not too bad after that. Just miffed (and that's all) about the web site not giving proper info. I shall be firing off a stinging rebuke to them when I return to my garrett.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How does he breath? Seriously Brendan if this double act's to go anywhere you're going to have to start reading the script.

I don't know Keef, but my dog's got no nose.

Oh now I see what SM meant, I've just loooked at the date. What's all that about WoofMarkTheDog? And get off the bloody sofa.

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Could this thread have been lounged any faster? > > First post 9.06 > Lounged 9.08 > > Is that some sort of record? That's our Admin, fastest fingers on the internet.

Honestly you lot, the oldest trick in the book and you fell for it.

Chiz.

Sometimes I am, sometimes I'm not.

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > http://i42.tinypic.com/1zvtn5z.jpg Thanks for that. I got all of them in the end. Actually not strictly true, some of them took it in the face. I used the AK47 rather than the Uzi 9mm, I like to think I'm a sport. Sorry about the barrell.

honk Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I had great fun watching a couple of morons on my > road who were so desperate they spent 2 hours > digging their precious motor out, then slid all > over the road until they pranged a parked car > about 5 mins later. Duuh. Which road are you living in where it took, even in today's uncommon conditions, two people two hours, to dig their car out of the snow? Perhaps you could have offered some assistance to melt the snow for them, what with your pants being on fire and all.

Kells Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've had someone ring the buzzer to my flat and > ask me if I was the caretaker. And then seem > really put out when I said no! > > Have to explain - I have the flat which the > concierge used to live in. But it seems we've > fallen on hard times, so now they have me Well it's no wonder they're confused, they say 'caretaker', you say 'concierge'. It can lead to all sorts of misunderstandings. I wouldn't be surprised if they hadn't started fomenting the recent unrest about that Totale company bringing in foreign workers and all that malarkey. I'm not holding you directly responsible, of course. Not directly. Not completely. But in future, think before you Frenchify, it can lead to faux pas.

Hence that well known piece of wisdom the ladies pass to each other, 'You've been with the Quids, you know you've been did' Or so I'm lead to believe.

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh I've had no doubts about you and Alice since > Gran Canaria 1975. Though she tells me these days > a cuddle and a chat is about all you're after. > It's Carol I feel sorry for - such a sadness in > her eyes. She should have stuck with that > bookmaker from Orpington - I hear he's done well > for himself. Oh, now I wish I'd never brought it up. I hoped you'd have the discretion to keep ????s out of this.

I know, they must have thought you had money to burn.

Well I went out earlier to find Somerfield open. I made the effort to get there to avail myself of their great offer of four large bottles of San Mig for a fiver. I walked in there drooling and smacking my lips like Fatty out of The Bash Street Kids (any resemblence, purely my own fault). To find what? None available. Nor the large Stellas, or indeed the Becks for the same generous price. I was told the delivery couldn't get through because of the snow. A bit of snow, scarcely thicker than an application of rouge on a virgin's alabaster cheek has brought this once proud nation to its knees. Has it come to this? Has it? Broken Britain indeed.

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am, to all intents and purposes, married. Nor > would I consider cheating.. but I can say what I > see surely? SM, I'm glad you had the foresight to get Roy Walker to make a contribution to your wedding vows.