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Kells Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hona, it happens to you too?! Then there is hope > for mere mortals like me :). I quite like the > Penge wife swapping idea though. Car keys in the > middle anyone?! I don't drive. I reckon I'll get that bottle of gin early. Not even The Smiths can fix it this year it seems.

Half Moon Bay - Mott The Hoople

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Aww, Hona. I had no idea you'd take it so badly. > Never mind, here's a nice biscuit. Thanks Moos a hobnob at that. Good to have you back, let's not speak of 'Keefgate' ever again.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hona, your Forumharem is big enough. I was an > early adopter of the HB crush, but felt I had to > defect when everyone got one. I hope you > understand, it's nothing personal. > > So if I want to love Keef then I jolly well will, > even though it breaks Rule One. Oh Moos, I'm heartsick at the thought that it seems I was a mere plaything. A 'crush'? 'Defect when everyone got one'? 'It's nothing personal'? That's what they told Tessio when he got 'whacked' in The Godfather. Did it soothe the 'whacking'? No. Because he still got 'whacked' And it hurt. Yes, hurt Moos. I wish you both well, though Keef I'd counsel caution before embarking on any 'Badlands' style enterprises.

"That's fine, I only wanted a half" - Captain Sensible. I find myself at one with the Cap.

Perhaps the singletons might like to follow what I have come to think of as a tradition. On the 14th Feb go to Somerfield, and look at all around you buying what you loftily consider to be somewhat incongruous and last minute items. Make cogent and not at all snotty observations. "Would he, ever be buying flowers apart from a relative's funeral"? "Is it possible that she thinks that card is in any possible way anything other than an expression of depraved indifference"? "That box of chocolates? Seriously pal, there are prisoners in solitary confinement who'll be having better sex than you tonight" And so on. I then buy my annual litre of Gordons gin. With of course some slimline tonic. Get back and toast the lovers with large G&Ts until the pain and numbness levels balance out. Then I put on the Valentines song, as I like to think of it. #There's a club if you'd like to go you could meet somebody who really loves you so you go, and you stand on your own and you leave on your own and you go home, and you cry and you want to die....# And there's a thread elsewhere with people saying they're in love with me. Christ only knows how the rest of you get on.

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Innie

Shit.

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Keef Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > No need to call him a fanny though Tony! > > Keep it to yourself Keef but I wrote "funy" and > went to Edit it, then thought "Ey Oop!" lets bring > him down a tad:-$ Tony Tony Tony I can't tell you how much it saddens me to see the content of your post. Ey Oop? What the hell's all that about?

Keef, Moos kindly stay on topic please. Any more of this loving someone other than myself and I will have no choice but to take the matter up with admin. I don't wish to introduce a sour note, and like Ringo Starr I say it with love and peace.

Not on here but on another site, I posted under my regular username but with a message in keeping with my 'alter-ego'. I tried to withdraw but it had been spotted by a couple of people. I tried to say that I had been taken over by the other fellow and I did not know what I was doing, didn't wash though. Actually it didn't cause much surprise either.

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Thanks Giggi, yes, missed out on the pre sale tickets so will have to take my chances with the riff-raff on Monday morning. There's a lot of mixed feelings/opinions on the Ian Hunter MB concerning this, some feel that the 'opening night' has been usurped and that they've now been cheated of that. Others that any sound/playing problems will get ironed out and therefore the Fri and Sat will be all the better for it. I'm of the view that I'll take all I can get thanks very much, and I'll be doing my best to cop some more tickets on Monday. HUGS

raging

Feb and Mar.

I keeep hearing the soundtrack to this thread as, Das Deutchslandlied, The Star Spangled Banner and The Liver Birds. Actually I think, uber alles it works.

I'm Your Bad News Baby - The Crying Shames

And of course LWL, if at any point you could introduce the Two Ronnies' 'four candles' gag into the proceedings, then so much the better.

Perhaps going to a church and lighting a candle each for all the lonely people. Then leaving the church together, one turning left and one right. You both go approximately 100 yards round different sides of the church. Within a prearranged minute, you go back and light a candle to only the lonely. As you leave your partner is on the steps, he sweeps you into his arms and you both tell each you why it is you love each other and kiss. After that, pretty much anything mentioned above, or indeed to come below is fine.

I'm The Man - Joe Jackson

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The foxes were f@cking each others brains out last > night and I thought I had some air pellets left in > the tin but I remember they belong to the pidgeons > now. > > I always think I've got a cork screw for wine but > I haven't. > > Condoms. Now that really is a bitch. OK, BBW let's start from the top and number your problems from top to bottom 1, 2 and let's say 3. 1. Leap out and shout and scream at the foxes. Inform them that you're a wolf and you outrank them. They will leave. 2. Let all of the women in your life know that you, BBW have no corkscrew. Inform them all of 1 above. 3. The combination of 1 and 2 will ensure that 3 never becomes a matter you neeed concern yourself with again. You're welcome.

LuvPeckham Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I actually used a Biscuit cutter to hold the eggs > with in the end. THE MOST ENORMOUS DOUBLE TAKE SINCE...Oh, sorry can't think. Can I leave it at Laurel & Hardy at their double-takiest? But I've just realised LP that you DON'T have an egg cup, but you DO have 'biscuit cutters'. It beggars belief that your kitchen priorities are so skewed, indeed warped. I can only assume you came off the worst in a break up with a patissier. If that was the case, LP I apologise, Je suis desolee.

Nigella's schtick has worn a little thin for me. The original shows were all about the sanctity of the ingredients, homemade stock, 'sourced' ingredients and taking time and effort over preparing food. Plus an effortless sexiness and well written script. Nigella Express said, bugger all that, use tins of Lidl beans, leftover Burger Kings, Wonderloaf and Pot Noodles in order to create a supper your friends will never forget. Mind she did gad about in a nightie, so we'll call that a draw then. That Christmas thing was all over the place and I think she should have a rethink. Though still, when she requests we cast our eyes over the lovely rack, it's not the lamb I be lookin' at, knowwha'msayin'?

Passed away today. An impossible, unruly unpredictable bastard at times, but some of his songs are transcendentally beautiful. I know it's easy to get sentimental on the day a person dies, but there is noone to replace him. RIP