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You Are One Of Us - Mott The Hoople

Word. That's it, the tread has eaten itself.

I Wanna Hold Your Hand - The Beatles

karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Honaloochie, give the lad a break for a few days, > this weekend LL will be lit up with plackards and > posters. He will need to save his energy. I'll stay my hand* for a while Karter, as a favour to you, but if he importunes an EDette in the meantime... *I'd appreciate no references to masturbation as a result of this innocent remark. Kindly do me this service.

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HP Sauce is good, but Branston Fruity sauce even > better! > > I prefer my corned beef ready sliced at the > supermarket (oddly, EDD seem not to stock it...), > as corned beef cans and their keys never agree > with me.... > > And Aran is just as good as Fair Isle dammit! Simon, cop yourself on man, nothing camouflages the drippings of a possibly unstable sandwich like Fair Isle. It's so forgiving.

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HP Sauce is good, but Branston Fruity sauce even > better! > > I prefer my corned beef ready sliced at the > supermarket (oddly, EDD seem not to stock it...), > as corned beef cans and their keys never agree > with me.... > > And Aran is just as good as Fair Isle dammit! And what fresh madness is this? I am a great fan of Branston Fruity, truly. My son, my sister and I have almost come to blows around the family table, when 'hogging' was suspected, so much so that my mother keeps at least four bottles on standby in case we all happen to be in her kitchen at the same time. BUT, sauce, and pay attention above AppleSpider is not what one puts on a cold meat sandwich. The HP and Branston Fruity sauces are for the hot meat sandwich - sausage, bacon or...actually it's just sausage or bacon. Branston Fruity is just about allowable on a fried egg sandwich, but only a smear, in an emergency and only for those without the nous to know that Heinz Tomato Ketchup is the most appropriate condiment for the occasion. Oh and if you find yourself with a bacon sandwich, without HP sauce, then of course feel free to coat one slice of bread with Heinz Tomato Ketchup and the other with a good dose of Coleman's English Mustard. If you don't have either, then bin the meat and bread. Seriously, don't do that to yourself. And if anyone butters the bread for the above sanwiches...,what??????

Applespider Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Corned beef sandwiches should be served with HP > sauce :)) I'm devoted to HP sauce AS, but if I was served the above combination, I would strike the plate from the server's hand. Sorry, but that's how I feel.

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jaybee82 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Florence Welch went to Alleyn's so I'm told. May > drag a few mates along myself. And Camberwell Art School.

Dulwich_ Park_ Fairy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Corned beef and Branston pickle on crusty white > bread. > Beef should be be sliced about 3mm thick, 31/2 > maximum. > Bread should be a sliced 10 to 11mm. > > Is it necessary to purchase a spirit-level before > attempting this particular creation? The bread and meat must be precise DPF, but with the Branston you can be freewheelin' like Bob Dylan.

For Your Pleasure - Roxy Music

Corned beef and Branston pickle on crusty white bread. Beef should be be sliced about 3mm thick, 31/2 maximum. Bread should be a sliced 10 to 11mm. The Branston should be just the right amount. Not too little. not too much. You know, just in the groove. Ideally should be eaten while wearing something Fair Isle.

It Would Be A Pleasure - Mott The Hoople

Surely if a bomb is intact it would be treated as live. I remember this happened in The Eagle in Battersea (near Cl*ph*m). A couple of local builders brought one in a wheelbarrow one evening, having dug it up. The above point being made everyone exited the pub sharpish. Bomb squad called and everything.

To Love And Be Loved - Frank Sinatra

Miles Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm on my way and loving your user name :p I thank you for your compliment on the name, but if you come within a yard of me* I can't promise to be responsible for my actions. You appear to be entirely driven by lust, no man or woman in the SE22 postal district appears to be safe from your lewd attentions. *Before anyone makes a remark about this innocent phrase, nark it, right?

With me it's 'Dera' for 'Dear'. Do it every time.

I propose that all the right thinking people form a society about this matter. Our 'mission statement' could be "people united righteously in turmoil against nasty sex" I leave it to the creatives among us to come with a title for the society.

I thought it was a northern dialect thing.

Miles Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think your silence speaks volumes. Away to the trollops of Forest Hill with you. Leave the pure womenfolk of ED to their needlepoint and tending to their households. As well of course having to endure the base carnality of their husbands. I think of each EDette being like Mrs Doyle, you know "When you see him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself. can you imagine it?" It's not an exact quote but I'm sure you get the flavour. I'll never forget the look on Mrs Doyle's face, I'm sure she did. So less it, right.

And I mean he's given a boost to our very own Monster Raving Loony Party. In the next election if they're not fielding a candidate named Bollocks O'Barmy, then I'll eat my hat. Not my new one though.

Gen17 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I would like to know how many potential studs are > on here too!!! ;-) Oh God, now we've a floozy to contend with, as if a cad wasn't enough.

Baby I'm A Want You - Bread

Also, if we inform AA Gill and Fay Maschler, will they go round and 'brick' their windows. It'd be interesting to find out.

Heidi may I direct you to the Locale Reporteur thread, I think your original post could be of interest to the restaurant reviewer. Ted Max his name is, tell him I sent you.