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What Do I Get? - The Buzzcocks

of mercy

Street

Heart

I saw him at the Festival Hall too, the audience was so full of good will we even gave David Hasselhoff a round of applause in the interval.

Kit Kat

Word is it's going to be a Wimpy bar.

Wallah Catsmeat.

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ok... wot about... now I may be simply clutching > at straws here... Freddie Mercury's mum? (very > nice lady she is too) oh and of course Brian May > and Roger Taylor (who prefer maltesers than > revels) :)) Now that's impressive KK. Meeting members of Mott The Hoople's old support group. Well done.

I Am What I Hated When I Was Young - Ian Hunter

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Wot about Richard Wilson or Patricia Routledge? I'm sorry KK, I don't believe it.

"Do the best you can. Be authentic. Be kind. Try hard not to screw up. If you do screw up; forgive yourself. Wear nice shoes. Be happy." What do you mean no words of wisdom Giggi? They'll do for me.

No, Tracey Hunter beats Anne Robinson on the basis her father is a living legend. Also Robbo's schtick got very old very quickly. Sorry KK.

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HB you're very naughty. OK now I'm going to be > naughty too and get all name-droppey. This will > impress the pants of you. > > A few years ago I went to a David Bowie gig at the > Hammersmith Apollo (I think our own Mr McGhabban > may have been lurking somewhere around and about > at the same gig). Anyway, I sat next to Ian > Hunter's daughter, Tracy. Her boyfriend's friend > later provided me with a bootleg of the gig, which > I still listen to and which has given me much > pleasure. Could my connection with Ian Hunter > possibly be more tenuous? > > How impressed are you HB? On a scale of 1 to 10? That would of course be a ten Giggi. With a bullet. Could you be more perfect.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > JustG Those twentysomethings you envy so much are > probably boring arseholes, I mean who has the > homelife 'sorted' in their twenties. I'm 25 and I > live in a pokey little studio flat in forest hill > with miss wolf who was once an illegal immigrant > who is slowly learning English and throws crockery > at me when she's pissed off. Don't have a > mortgage, view far to much internet porn, drink > far to much, work in the freezing cold, frequently > break the law, take drugs, have a dark sense of > humor, I don't think before I speak (which is why > a lot of people don't like me on this forum) and > generally have a lot of fun in the process. I > wouldn't worry about it JustG.xxx > > P.s I WILL NEVER GROW UP! BBW, you may be, as Keith Waterhouse suggested in Billy Liar, always the juvenile lead, never the leading man. I'm twice your age and I reckon with a tenth or less of your life experience, but I feel the same. By the way, I like you well enough. Cheers.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Disgusting behavior I know. When I was in the army > cadets on Lordship lane as a lad we caught our > corporal 'tea potting' whilst watching a copy of > 'Swallows and Amazons'. For those of you who don't > know or aren't at the disadvantage of having a > revolting sense of humour the act of tea potting > is performed by shoving your thumb up your > arsehole whilst manually coaxing out some > population paste which to a consenting or > clandestine viewer put the w@anker into an a sort > of abstract position of a tea pot, if you know > what I mean. I'm not one for applying emoticons, but even if I was, w@nking corporal, with his thumb up his arse, seems highly specialised. And as for where Swallows And Amazons comes in, I'm not sure. Now I thik of it, I assume it's one of those 'special' films involving tall ladies doing something special to someone they like very much I'm also not one for quoting Richard Littlejohn, but you couldn't make it up. You really couldn't

Oh, is this back up again? Sorry, my hand must've just slipped.

Oh, sorry just realised, it's about CBeebies as opposed to general kid's TV. Ignore my last post. Still, Zoe Ball. Think about it.

Let's just go straight to the top of Saturday morning crumpet here - Zoe Ball. The beginning, middle and end of Saturday morning hangover TV. On with Jamie thingy, and had the best puppets with Sage and Onion. Seriously, she was and is unbeatable. Though Ant & Dec on ITV did come close.

The Golden Age Of Rock 'n' Roll - Mott The Hoople

Punk

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I don't know if it counts but I used to knock one > out whilst watching Zena warrior princess. BBW, I assume you're admitting to a w@nk as opposed to poleaxing one of the audience. Just checking.

I Know Lisa Loves Rock 'n' Roll - Ian Hunter

karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thanks Honaloo but will CYPRIOT TURK be waiting > there for me?:-S Hope so. Remember - kissyface.

karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hey Hona, I will not be doing kissy face if > CYPRIOTTURK is a boy.:) Now, stop that Karter, this is 2009 and if I say you do kissyface, then do so, regardless of gender. I'll put this down to you being overexcited as it's your birthday.