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You To Me Are Everything - The Real Thing

cate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I like Headnizm. Try Nick on a Friday or > Saturday. Don't know how much it is for a man' > cut though. I pay ?21 for a wash, cut and rough > blow dry. Bless you, sweet Cate I retire for the night with visions dancing in my head.

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You've heard of the Pythonesque "stunned" Dead > Parrot well the Pet Shop Owner has just told me > that "Goldie" was in SHOCK!! > > "She not dead,she in shock Meester Fawlty!"...:)) I'm genuinely sorry it's come to this TLS, but you have to be warned and warned now. Never, under any circumstances try to cross-pollinate Monty Python and Fawlty Towers in my presence again. It's one of those situations, where if the two worlds get too close then they 'planet shag' and we return to 'Love Thy Neighbour' and 'The Good Life' being the only comedy shows on TV. And if they shagged each other we'd end up with Richard Briers as a Black factory worker and Paul Eddington as his sexy bikini-clad wife, with Kate Williams playing the part of a White male bigot, and Nina Baden-Semper playing the part of that peculiar little geezer, whose only line was 'I'll 'ave 'alf'. And no one wants that surely? As Bernard Cribbin's character in the Fawlty Towers' episode The Hotel Inspectors remarked "I'm not a violent man..." TLS, I trust you'll accept this in the spirit intended.

Give Me Just A Little More Time - The Chairmen Of The Board

bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I thought I'd wandered into a Tory Party > fundraiser the one and only time I've ever > visited. Well Bon3yard, it serves you right for looking like a Russian billionaire. Hope you got that Osborne gadgy to belly up to the bar and get a few in, before revealing yourself. I also hope that was a single entendre.

dukesdenver Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Upon being asked to perform a feat of strength at > work recently, I remarked 'Who do you think I am, > Geoff Capes?' and received a blank look in > response. These ignorant twentysomethings, eh? DukesDenver, do you work on World's Strongest Man? You're Magnus Samuelsson, the older Swede aren't you? Well done on throwing Capesy into the conversation, not of course that you could have thrown him very far even when you were in your prime. Just a little humour from a fellow strongman there, no offence. Damn those youngsters for their impudence. Edited, because you've got to these days, haven't you?

Thanks for reminding me Keef, The Foo Fighters, despite having a great drummer who is also the nicest man in rock, they lack a tune, a song an anything that makes them memorable. Though I would like Dave Grohl to be my friend. And I reckon he's nice enough to do it, despite the above.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Did you know the big brother house has the same > 'no fly zone' status as a lot of M.O.D property, > ridiculous! Sorry BBW, but that's nonsense, my mate 'Helicopter' Darren regularly flies over both Pete Townsend and Paul Weller's homes. Never had a problem, though he reckons that Weller once gave him a bit of a glare when he flew low and disturbed his coiffuer. Though frankly I wouldn't necessarily give that too much credence, Darren is prone to exaggaration.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hoorah! I've been meaning to pop in for a while. > By the way what time do you open on Fridays? As I > was thinking of nipping in with a couple of young > ladies for a spot of lunch. Probably the week > after though. Taking a couple of young ladies for lunch, sir? But 'probably the week after'? The week after what, exactly? Will these particular young ladies learn that there is really no such thing as a free lunch? Honestly JL, I'm torn between somewhat envious admiration and insisting you be horsewhipped on the steps of your club. (That's by the fathers of the young ladies in question, of course, not themselves).

Mscrawthew Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I`m with you Jah, we also had an outside toilet > with a permantly cold seat (even in the summer) > and oh the smell of a paraffin heater mixing with > the aroma of boiling water to pour in the tin > bath, Thats what childhood memories are made of > ;-) Tin bath, was it? What, real tin? No need to put on side just because you grew up next door to JL.

Totally agree with Moos on the SS show, the new one failed to get going. Dizzee Rascal, falied to live up to his name and should consider a change by deed pool to Hapless Wanker.

Got To Give It Up - Marvin Gaye

Talk Talk - Talk Talk. Hell of an echo in here.

I long for the days of Jocky Wilson, used pyschological tactics on his opponents. Used to nick their fags and hint that he'd spat in their beer. We'll not seee his like again.

I Talk To The Trees - Clint Eastwood

Bedroom, JL? And no doubt a maidservant to make the bed for you and iron your lacy collars. Jah Little Lord Fauntleroy, that was you, that was.

Messiah, for a girl, MP? Isn't that a gendered title? Mind still better than Goldie, though. Poor cow probably tried to end it all in shame. I imagine all the other goldfish used to rip the piss out of her.

So has Jacob given up the reggae business then?

Smile Like You Mean It - The Killers

You should have saved this one for Easter, really TLS. To celebrate why not give her a better name than 'Goldie' you lazy sod. I'll start the ball rolling with Jocasta.

Red Is A Mean Mean Clour - Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel

Cassius Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ulrika who? Ulrika-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA, that's who.

The Doors. Singer photogenic enough I suppose, but listening to their records... imagine a pretentious leather trousered buffon stamping on a human face forever.

Got up to 'snow' this morning. Snow? Call this bloody snow? It's usless is what it is. The buses were running and I could get to work and everything. Not like in the days when we had proper snow and the country ground to a halt. Weather was weather in those days, not this namby-pamby rubbish that gets served up to us today. Blur were right, modern life is rubbish.

Haven't used a barber since Vas left Strans. Now use a cipper on my bald pate. How I feel for you 'hairies'. Suckers.