HonaloochieB
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Midnight Rambler - The Rolling Stones
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Midnight Lady - Mott The Hoople
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Nice JJF. The spirit of Mad magazine lives on.
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Miss Silver Dime - Ian Hunter
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I Want You - Elvis Costello
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I Don't Wanna - Sham 69
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#Although it?s been said many times, many ways, F*CK OFF.#
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#And so I'm offering this simple phrase, To kids from one to ninety-two?# You can read can?t you? The sign on the door? NO RUGRATS OR COFFIN DODGERS. Now do one.
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#They know that Santa's on his way; He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh. And every mother's child is going to spy, To see if reindeer really know how to fly?# Listen, a couple of the regulars have suggested buying a reindeer and taking a coach trip up to Beachy Head on Boxing Day to test out this thesis. There?s a collection going on. If you?re interested speak to either No Nose or Mad Gavin.
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#Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe, Help to make the season bright. Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow, Will find it hard to sleep tonight?# Their eyes aglow from all the hours they?ve spent playing Grand Theft Auto and hammering crystal meth, probably.
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#Yuletide carols being sung by a choir, And folks dressed up like Eskimos...# Anyone looking remotely like a caroller will be a given a warm welcome. The tar is heating up nicely and there?s a couple of unplucked turkeys to complete the job. The same goes for ?wasaillers?. I give fair warning.
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#Jack Frost nipping on your nose..# If a down-at-heel fictional detective comes round here attempting to nip MY nose, he?d better arrive with a squad of highly tooled-up SO19ers. And even then he?s leaving by a window. Bastard.
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#Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..# Chestnuts? What do we want chestnuts for? No livestock to be fed round here.
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#Although it?s been said many times, many ways, A very Merry Christmas to you..# Oh I know this old world is in a state, but at this very special time of year let?s all join hands and hug it ?til it?s better.
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#And so I'm offering this simple phrase, To kids from one to ninety-two?# My favourite line, it?s so simple yet so beautifully inclusive, isn?t it? It conjures up images of the young learning from the wisdom of their elders of birth and renewal and the passing of time. Has anyone got a tissue, I seem to have run out.
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#They know that Santa's on his way; He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh. And every mother's child is going to spy, To see if reindeer really know how to fly?# Can you remember trying to stay awake and catching Santa delivering your presents? I never managed it though, how about you?
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#Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe, Help to make the season bright. Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow, Will find it hard to sleep tonight?# Christmas is for the children isn?t it? I think at this special time of year we should all make the effort to return in spirit to that more innocent time in our lives, when we rushed excitedly to bed on Christmas Eve with visions of sugar plums dancing in out heads. I?m there now, join me.
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#Yuletide carols being sung by a choir, And folks dressed up like Eskimos...# I think it?s ?Inuit? now, but it?d be lovely to get dressed up in our big parkas and mufflers and go door to door singing carols. We could raise money for charity. I?ll bring the big thermos of hot chocolate.
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#Jack Frost nipping on your nose..# You can almost feel it, can?t you, it?s cold and tickly.
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#Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..# Mmm, close your eyes, you can almost imagine the smell.
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If You Don't Want To F@ck Me F@ck Off - Wayne County & The Electric Chairs
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Quite fight too JL. Barkeep, a couple of whiskey sours over here, pronto.
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new bar application - Boho Bar, 52 Lordship Lane (Lounged)
HonaloochieB replied to Mark's topic in The Lounge
I think *Bob8's on to something here, how about Zed's? -
RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Black, white, yellow? > > No one knows. No one has to Rosie, it'll be our Xmas secret.
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Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mmmm, Snowballs. > > Whisky Macs for when I'm feel grown up. Irie PGC, irie.