HonaloochieB

Love the man. Don't necessarily agree with him, or for that matter read him that much, but just knowing he's around makes the world a better place. Fact. Affected, opinionated, poncey as hell and all the better for it. A national treasure. And that's pronounced Ssyewell by the way.

All The Young Punks - The Clash

Actually no, scrub that, if I ever suddenly discover some musical talent at this late stage, I'm going to call my group The Heart Drops, so forget I ever mentioned it. Put it in the vault, OK.

BoHo is a rotten name. I'd call The Heart Drops after the name The Clash were considering for a while.

Apparently Hitler was not actually a vegetarian. Charles Manson was though.

'I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day' If ever a song carried a meaningful message, it's that one. Let's all raise a glass of good cheer to those splendid fellows Wizzard.

Tinsel? B@stard tinsel. What the F*CK is tinsel all about.

LuvPeckham Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is that the same can the worms are in ? No these are the beans you spilled. From the can. Keep up LP.

LuvPeckham Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > WHAT !!! > > Kicked out already and it has only just turned > midday > > Damn, I thought I was doing okay today and was > going to make it to 1 before getting barred > again.... > > HB, Is this revenge for me telling everyone about > you and Mr Moo's ??? now the cat is out of the bag > it won't go back in (what on earth am I talking > about now, best get coat and leave I think...) And while you're at it I want every one of those beans back in the can.

Of course I bloody am, it's that time of year. Tis the season to be jolly? My Arse. Tis the season to take a jemmy to all and sundry, more like.

LuvPeckham Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I thought this was a new drinking den in ED, but > then I discovered that they only sell Special Brew > !! > > As for Santa, why is that an Anagram for SATAN ? > is there something we need to tell all little boys > and girls that the man in the red suit, who offers > you gifts if you keep quiet, is really an evil man > and they should scream their heads off if they see > him (and I bet the B'stard also eats all the > Carrots as well) I'm sorry LP, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave the Mitzvah. Try the Humbug up the road. I think you'll be better suited there today.

It's a busy time of year for the elves. Santa's little helpers, they are. We should all raise a glass of good cheer to them. Huzzah!

It's the elves I can't stand. Santa's little helpers? Little tossers more like.

Take Your Pick, you'll need it if you're Going For Gold.

hoipolloi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > thank you for the kind words. I completely have > The Fear. I know I should just brazen it out but > feel compelled to try and piece together events. I > know that's a bad idea. WHY WHY WHY? H, of course knowing it's a bad idea, doesn't stop you from doing it, just as knowing it's not a great idea to go out and get trashed will not stop you from repeating it. I burn with empathy. It's all part of the human condition.

jumpinjackflash Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > fat & bloated Welcome to my world.

All The Young Dudes - Mott The Hoople

So if I'm reading it right, some old bloke's got KK up the duff. Scandalous.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I do like the breeders, even if their first major > successes were ushered in by the demise of the > pixies. Although it was inevitable that Kim Deal > would find an alternative and equally successful > outlet for her talents as they were often > bullishly sidelined by black Francis. I was tempted to go along the Breeders pop group line myself, Brendan, and well done for going there, and that would be usually my tack. But, I think that Josh's post was worthy of a mention for the quality of it's special air of ill-thought silliness.

LuvPeckham Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB > > Stop trying to distract people from what you and > Mr Moos have been up to > > "said through a bloody nose" And don't for a second think I won't try to bloody the other one too, if your attempts to malign the good Mr Moos continue. To even suggest that I would be in with the slightest chance of a crack at him is almost as ludicrous as my suggestion that you have two noses. Now. why don't you go away and think about that for a while? Oh, and Moos, don't 'bogart' that Special Brew, will you?

I Who Have Nothing - Shirley Bassey. Otherwise known as IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, I Who Have Nothing.

Well done Josh. Even at this late stage you've managed to qualify for daftest post of the year. Well done.

OK, you axed fer it. LUVPECKHAM AND CRISPY, SITTIN' IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G Sometimes only the sternest measures will get results.

I don't know about anyone else but, *does fingers 'walking' along the back of the sofa* perhaps LP appears to be talking about everyone else except himself and Crispy. Now dammit, don't make me open a can of American playground chanting on your ass.

EDOldie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The subtle, recurring confusion between illusion > and reality that was characteristic of paramnesia > fascinated the chaplain, and he knew a number of > things about it. He knew, for example, that it was > called paramnesia, and he was interested as well > in such corollary optical phenomena as jamais vu, > never seen, and presque vu, almost seen. > - Joseph Heller, Catch-22 > > Dear HB & JL, > > I think you may both be suffering some sort of > psychological disorder. Unbelievable as that may > seem. Thnks for that EDOldie. However I'm going to have have to balk at Joseph Heller's diagnosis on the grounds that the book was good, the film was shit and I hated Good As Gold. I demand a second opinion from John Kennedy Toole. Oh. Yes, all right then, his estate.