HonaloochieB

I had a vegetarian sandwich today. Well the bloody ham was sliced so thin, it could reasonably have been sold as such.

That's the style AD, you're the numpty for the job.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Are you Noddy Holder Honaloochie? It was the mirrored top hat, right Quids?

An M&S food hall in Camberwell? And we've had to put up with betting shops opening on prime sites on LL. Honestly it makes my blood boil and my previously warm heart cockles grow chilly. It all seems so terribly unjust.

But make sure it's warm water, some of them look as if they might be a bit 'chesty'.

Rock 'n' Roll High School - The Ramones

macroban Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Any advice on how to get free french fries? Mullered for nothing and your chips for free? I'm not sure even Mark Knopfler would run to that Mac.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Keef Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > That would be my pick, can't think of any others > > > to be honest. > > Come on Keef, you old grump. > > I thought the point was > > Best ever Christmas song that you can hear at any > time of the year without wanting to punch an elf. I think that was ambiguous, I was referring to FTONY as being that song.

Christmas Rapping - The Waiteresses is filled with bouncy jollity.

Let's start at the top and work down. Best ever Christmas song that you can hear at any time of the year without wanting to punch an elf. A Fairy Tale Of New York - The Pogues.

Pinch, punch first of the month. Hooray, I can hear Slade's Merry Xmas Everybody, without wanting to kick a pigeon.

Great Balls Of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis

bright shiny things

Jimbob Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I too, always read it as Tingawee > > > that sounds like a symptom of a uti What a U2 when they play Belfast?

gewgaws.

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Come on, HB. It's geegees or gewgaws. > > You're mixing your something which could be > terribly painful. Of course PGC, you're correct, it's gewgaws I meant. Thanks for letting me know. Boy is my face red. Partly because of the light shining through the large glass vase that my mum won at a fun fair all those years ago. It fair makes you wonder, don't it?

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You could be right at that....so you'd send your > glass back complaining about all the spices > defiling it?? Simon, I stand in awe. You've devised the best way to get pissed up, for next to bugger all. The glass is sent back, empty of whatever hooch you had in it, in the first place. In a strident tone of voice, one informs the barkeep/waiter about the defiling of the wine and demands a refill. The subsequent refills will be deemed 'not up to snuff', because of the imbalance of the herbs and spices, and oisy-doisy-doh you get as pissed as a bastard for the price of a single glass of mulled wine. 'Mullered For Nothing' as Dire Straits might have sung at their staff Xmas party. It's just the sort of initiative we need in these "credit crunch" days.

I'm guessing that she might be of the 'just didn't care' persuasion, AnnaJ and perhaps does not hold the 'take responsibilty' standard that you reasonably applied. If you know you've damageg another's property, but they don't notice, 'fess up. If yer one is readin', get in touch.

geegaws

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Surely that is a punctuation mark indicating the > end of a sentence which is also bound by the > constraints of the 4th dimension. Of course it may well be just as you say, Brendan. We live in a time when a former BBC political correspondent, becomes a national dancing hero. So anything's possible. But I'd lay off the mulled wine at breakfast time, if I were you. Seriously, a couple of Perronis are less of a shock to the system.

ruffers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > first mate Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > HonaloochieB, > > Seriously? > > I suspect not. To quote The Buzzcocks, Oh Shit.

I don't think you need to justify yourself AnnaJ, I think it's perfectly OK to use the forum for this sort of thing. Hope you resolve the matter.

I awoke feeling crapulent and lacking hope. But since reading Times Literary Supplement's post above, suddenly everything's goosey. I'm whistling a tune (all right it's 'Paranoid' by the Sabs, but I'm giving it a lilt) and all is at least, temporarily well with me. Thanks TLS.

AllforNun Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > er still no ? Hmm AFN, I've just had a chat with Biddy Baxter in the Barry off-licence (and yes I glanced in her basket, a barbecue chicken pizza, two chickpea salads and seven large bottles of Stella, since you ask) and she thinks you're either making an anagrammatical reference of some sort to Ben Stiller, or you're being wilfully obscure. I take the more charitable view that you're being enigmatic. Or do I?

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