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???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was afraid, I was petrified Pack it in you big tart, you survived.

Went on the lash last night. Currently functioning on Berroca and soluble paracetomol. Technically I am drunk. Good.

Moos wasn't it Billy Bunter who said "That which does not kill me makes me stronger, you beasts"?

That's Life - Frank Sinatra

And what about that rugby song? #My father's a lavatory cleaner His pay is a two shilling bit And when he comes home in the evening He doesn't half smell of the.... Shine up your buttons with Shine-o It's only three ha'pence a tin You can buy it or nick in Woolworths But I don't think they've got any in# Getting quite tearful now.

What Is Life? - Black Uhuru

Where are youngsters going to hone their shoplifting skills from now on? Does this mean the short, swift security guard in the Brixton branch is going to have to hang up his steel-toed shoes? Will there be one final five minute Christmas advert this year?

Life Is Just A Bowl Of Cherries - Joe Jackson

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MadWorld74 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > what the @#$%& going on????????? That was The Jamms wasn't it? 1987 was in the title too.

ABC #Won't somebody dance with me?#

Nah, sorry it didn't pan out that way. It worked out with an ABC song a ton times better than that Joe Cocker one, so all's well.

Tears Are Not Enough - ABC

Look never mind all that let's get the Song Game and Word Association threads back up where they belong. Actually if the last entry on the song game contains the words 'Love' 'Lift' 'Us' 'Up' 'Where' 'We' or 'Belong' that would be sychronicity. Oh! Or Synchronicity by The Police.

Mark Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Blimey, that was something we don't want to go > through again, at least the Administrator got some > time off to tend to his/her rose garden. We're > really sorry about that disruption and hopefully > normal service has been resumed and hopefully the > site's faster than before. > > Thank you to everyone who donated, it's meant that > the forum has been put back up quicker than we > could have done on our own and the server > mechanics have set it up so that it's stable > (touch wood). There is still a donations button > here because we are putting money into the server > fund pot so that we can quickly deal with any > issues again without panicking. Cheers Mark. I don't know about about anyone elase but it'd be fine by me if yourself and Admin took a few quid and went out and got sguiffy drunk this evening. I think you both deserve it for your sterling efforts during the recent crisis and your fine work in general. Go on, the exchequer can stand a few pints of Addlestones.

bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Tantric yoghurt weaving, tree hugging, whale > fancying, luxury caravaned, cod reggae producing > jizz packet...erm, thats what. Sting stinks...God > forgive me for my 'Dream of the Blue Turtles' > fixation when I was 13. I trust she will forgive you Bon3Yard, 'cos I won't.

"Don't ask, don't get", Socrates.

The drivers could of course slow down.

Today I have a mild 'six pint' hangover, but much more energetic than yesterday. I am currently round the corner from the rest of my colleagues and lousy manager, so the aspect is more acceptable. However I still wish I was drunk.

Tears On My Pillow - Johnny Nash

Tears For Souvenirs - Ken Dodd Transported back to the sixties with my folks playing scratchy 45s on a Dansette, or possibly another patented portable record player. Shit it was.

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm no longer hot. Now I'm chilly. I can hear my > duvet calling to me like a siren. Sorry you're no longer hot, Giggirl. Mind that duvet though, it might be luring you onto the rocks.

I'm impressed Keef, which of the two remaining tenors are you acquainted with?

Happiness Is A Warm Gun - The Beatles

...today for the first time I mentally substituted the words 'Walking round in women's underwear' for the title line of the song Winter Wonderland. I was in in the Brixton M&S at the time and coincidentally quite near the scanties section, too.