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dulwichquine Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > we had a visit tonight from npower as well. my > husband said she was a cute french woman. quite > persistent. we didn't sign anyhting, thank > goodness. A cute French woman being quite persistent. Sounds like the old man might have wanted to sign up to something. Not that I'm trying to cause a rift in the lute. Ignore me, I'm being silly.

dukesdenver Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Will there be a stall outside selling fish? Loaves? Fishes? Jesus.

Nah, she was offering him 'moody' gear. White goods, electronics, high end clothing and toiletries. Just in time for Christmas and at never to be repeated prices. Straight up. Tell your dad that if approached again he should take her up on her offer and drive her to her warehouse.

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I hear their speciality is going to be Incredible > Hulk birthday cakes. > > http://www.cakez.co.uk/cakes_3/birthday_cake_4.jpg Don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.

Run Run Run - The Velvet Underground, if you want seminal or Jo Jo Gunne if you're not really arsed.

Will they do barm cakes?

Something Better Change - The Stranglers

Mind the public voting for stuff can be ignored. Some years ago David Bowie did a phone-in vote for songs to be played on a greatest hits tour. Did he play The Laughing Gnome? Did he b@ggery!

Well done Moos, I heard this on R4 this morning but due to a hangover the size of Brazil, I couldn't remember the damn thing. On hearing the news Larry David is reported to have said "So what".

Isn't It Time - The Babys

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The latest is that Kilroy- Silk has been bitten by a snake. He is not expected to live. Robert has had to apply a plaster.

First Time - The Boys

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I should have said wash your hands. I'm hoping you didn't need telling despite the missus not being there.

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Ossie Ardiles played for Spurs in the FA Cup the day after the Falklands started ..to realise that even as Falk they were prey to others looking upon their lands in a biblically covetous fashion..

Come along now Quids, remove your hand from the front of your PJ bottoms and go to the kitchen. Switch on that CD player, and put a CD in. The one that has The Beatles 'Rain' on it. Put it on whatever makes it play over and over. Order a delivery from Tiffin. You'll be fine. I promise.

And people called me crazy, when as an imaginary film director I cast you in a lead role in a non-existent film. Giggi you inspire me, I'll start writing a new filum schript, and you'll be the lead. The 'not much eating, drinking' etc means you'll be not too much of a burden on the pretend budget. The spurious backers will approve. And as for being sick down your sleeve at the Elephant & Castle, if I had a ? for every time I'd done that, I'd be about 30 pence to the good. As you say, Classy.Guns, clicks and wink to you.

Neologism. There's one.

If that's his response to a small matter such as you describe, it would make me concerned about his capability to drive a public service vehicle containing large numbers of people. Not the best paid job in the world, and not the best conditions but there appear to be a significantly high number of misanthropes behind the wheels of our buses. The pleasant ones tend to stand out.

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jeff Beck did not want to record "Hi Ho Silver > Lining" but his Record Company insisted to bring > them revenue for their investment in > nnn-commercial Becks... Oh, leave it it out TLS, are you suggesting, he was taken at gun point to a studio, a cocked pistol held to his head and forced to produce the song? Including the slightly 'skewiff' guitar solo? Are you honestly suggesting that the bass guitarist on the session Ron Wood, wouldn't've perhaps called on some tasty members of the 'water gypsy' community to 'have a word'. I think you may be speculating. Unless of course Don Arden was involved, if so, it could well have been just as you say.

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Thanks JL, you're a gent and no mistake. The Last Time - The Rolling Stones

When the 'offy' has run out of the large bottles of 'Peroni', I'll 'settle' for 'large' bottles of 'Becks'. And you can 'quote' me on that. Or 'that' now I think of it. Or 'it', as I think of it.

MadWorld74 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > well judging from what i saw this arvo, no one. > the woman was on her phone and then busy throwing > water over the dogs heads when they barked, and > the man...well he was in the bushes talking to one > of the dogs about being 'leader of the pack'. It > was very weird. It's almost enough, to ignite me to make a remark about The Shangri Las. But of course I'll demure. Because that might lead to a mention of George 'Shadow' Morton, who once produced a Mott The Hoople single. And you don't want to get me started on that, I'll be here al nigh.........