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Word Association (now full - see follow up thread)
HonaloochieB replied to KalamityKel's topic in The Lounge
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Boom Boom Out Go The Lights - Little Walter
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I wish we could all just sit a spell. And just look at the creek.
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Or Barack O'Prama, as we now call him. Mike Giggler via e-mail.
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Word Association (now full - see follow up thread)
HonaloochieB replied to KalamityKel's topic in The Lounge
Wonderland. And can you believe, there's people who don't like this thread? I mean, t'cha. -
When your squeezus mainus sayeth unto you 'I think we should talk', foldeth thine arms, sulketh and communicate not. Sooth, it will be less aggrosium in the marathon.
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bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Am I pimping the mistresses or mistress of the > pimps? The devils in the detail... Quite right Bon3Yard, you will of course be pimping the mistresses. And if you ever try and fob me off with anything in the Parker-Bowles style... Let's just say your contract will be under review.
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Caron Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm fed up with them. > > Why can't they go into single file when they see > an oncoming pedestrian? And why do they have to > force their way into shops with little aisle > space? I don't mind prams per se, just a little > courtesy to non-pram-pushers wouldn't go amiss. Because they're a shower of utter bastards, Caron. They have no organisation about them when it comes to oncoming pedestrians, and I've lost count of the number of times I've had to climb onto the top shelf of a narrow aisled shop in order to avoid getting an 'ankling'. As for 'Percy', I'm not sure about prams, but I'm a great admirer of the Led Zeppelin singer, and I'm sure you like me, wish him all the best.
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The Fox The fox went out to the chase one night Prayed to the moon to give him light He had many a mile to go that night Before he reached the town-o, town-o town-o, Many a mile to go that night before he reached the town Many a mile to go that night before he reached the town He ran 'til he came to a great big pen Where the ducks and the geese were kept there in Said a couple of you gonna grease my chin Before I leave this town o, town o, town o Couple of you gonna grease my chin before I leave this town Couple of you gonna grease my chin before I leave this town He grabbed the grey goose by the neck Throwed a duck across his back He didn't amind with the quack, quack quack And the legs all dang-ling down-o, down-o, down-o Didn't amind with the quack, quack quack And the legs all dang-ling down-o, down-o, down-o Didn't amind with the quack, quack quack And the legs all dang-ling down-o, down-o, down-o Old mother Flipper Flapper jumped out of bed Out of the window she cocked her head Cryin' John, John the grey goose is gone And the fox is on the town-o, town-o, town-o John, John the grey goose is gone And the fox is on the town-o John, John the grey goose is gone And the fox is on the town-o Well, the fox he came to his own den There were the little ones, eight, nine, ten Saying Daddy you better go back again 'Cause it must be a mighty fine town-o, town-o, town-o Saying Daddy you better go back again 'Cause it must be a mighty fine town Saying Daddy you better go back again 'Cause it must be a mighty fine town Well, the fox and his wife without any strife Cut up the goose with a carving knife They never had such a supper in their life And for you Bon3Yard is the first known mention of 'Grey Goose' in popular culture. You're a chef, so I thought you'd appreciate it. Burl Ives did a version. That was the one that I'm most familiar with.
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bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thou shalt not gainsay The Candyman, for he is > wise above all men. Amen, Brother Bon3Yard. And of course at the same time paying homage and salute to his 'sidekicki' Sister Amy and Brother Baylen. May they be all forever exalted.
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giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Exactly HB. Very well put. For example, the day > that I click on the Cricket/Badminton/Football > threads will be the day that I?ve gone face down > in a vat of Grey Goose. And yet I would fight to > the death * for the right of those forumites who > like to knock a ball about having something to > call their own. > * only a figure of speech, obviously. And if they wish to knock a ball about they could visit the Song Game and wait for the right time to post Ball Of Confusion - The Temptations. That'd do 'em good.
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That's a sticky situation you find yourself in, Bon3Yard. I'm glad though you mention Winner and give him the title 'food critic' rather than 'film director'. It makes my ambitions in that direction (!) all the more feasible, as even as a novice I wouldn't make anything as shite as Death Wish 2. Not even with a gun held to my head, by Winner himself. Seriously though, the mistress pimp offer still stands.
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What's going on here? People having a pop at threads that I like? There's no room for objectivity round here. Some threads are good. Some threads are crap. Some are crapper than Thomas Crapper having a crap. That's official. As I might have put it on the Song Game, If You Don't Want To F@ck Me F@ck Off - Wayne County & The Electric Chairs.
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Now come on, why can't we all just get along, and quietly and with dignity, respect the right to fellow EDFers to just post on the threads that they want to. Let's just take a glance at a thread and if we don't like it, then don't visit it ever again and leave it for those who take pleasure in it. As I might have have put it on the Song Game, All You Need Is Love - The Beatles. Think about it.
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Word Association (now full - see follow up thread)
HonaloochieB replied to KalamityKel's topic in The Lounge
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Like Barbara Cartland's pussy.
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bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think HBs switched his attention to East > Dulwichs own Jo Brand. Now theres a real woman, > funny and probably quite handy in a rumble. Your thinking on these matters is excellent Bon3Yard, of course Jo Brand. Let's keep it under wraps until we see how it goes with Madonna. If (when) I am successfully webbed up with herself I shall of course, like the Prince Of Wales and his old man be looking for a mistress pimp, and you woulod seem to fit the bill admirably. Consider yourself hired.
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Stick with it PR. Though if you're calling Barbara Windsor a tart, then we may not be able to see eye to eye. I don't watch Eastenders any more, so it's possible you may be referring to one of the 'soppy little tarts' that I gather populate it these days. If so, you're probably correct. So Kate's been hovering, has she? I wouldn't dismiss her too summarily. Her mother's work on Rowan And Martin's Laugh-In was exemplary. Ah, the days when people could smoke while presenting comedy shows. As for Keira, send her a text making a reference to 'thrice nightly'. It's what Russell Brand would do. If he hasn't already.
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Steady on Col, I think you're being a bit 'unfair'. Mike Giggler via e-mail.
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Ooh! It's aaah, oh, no.
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Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Song Game, Word Association are the top 2 > offenders for me, mostly because they never leave > the front page. > Football Focus, Badminton, Squash, DarkRoom - just > not my kind of thing. > Quiet Room - RIP (sigh) > The whole of Residential Property, obviously. > 99.94% of Wanted, Offered and Recommendations > 80.34% of The Family Room because it's basically > just W,O&R - but there are a few good threads in > there, and it's new so hopefully will get more > interesting than just selling things and babies > Most of What's On because I never get to go out, > bah humbug > Anything about housing value, yawny yawn. > Any threads about being a parent in ED and the > furore and hurt feelings that always result > Any of the 'curtain twitching' threads ("Ooh, saw > a blue light in SquintHarder Street last night, > what happened?") Moos, apart from the first two, about which you couldn't be wronger, everything else you bitch-slap is spot on. Humbug and yawny yawn, indeed. Sending you hugs.
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Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Come on, the Goose Green fence thread is fantastic > stuff. It's Mark's version of the labour of > Sisyphus. Steady on, Ted, calling Mark a Sissy's a bit strong. Though if this was the Song Game thread I'd be nominating Running Up That Hill - Kate Bush, so I would.
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Is Vic There? - Department S
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Word Association (now full - see follow up thread)
HonaloochieB replied to KalamityKel's topic in The Lounge
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