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Where's The Playground Susie? - Glen Campbell

glau Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm also a licence fee payer and heartily dislike > The Vicar of Dibley. I actually find Dawn French's > comic stlye offensive. Should we get her > sacked/suspended? Also don't care for the Antiques > Roadshow or whatever it is called and I do not > enjoy Songs of Praise either. I am launching my > petition now. I'm with you on this one Glau. Can I add the Seven O'Clock Show, some of the Newsnight Review, the bands I don't like on the Glastonbury coverage, the bits on the Six O' Clock news that are just puffs for upcoming programmes (and don't get me started on the 'going live to' bollocks, featuring someone standing outside an empty, darkened building), those occasions when John Humphrys' attempts at being jovial and Strictly Come Dancing never doing the 'what's white and moves across the floor?' joke. Oh and Casualty, I find that so offensive, I've never watched it. I'm going to hell in a handcart, I tell you.

Straight To Hell - The Clash

Harris

BBC...looked up to worldwide...reknowned...cutting edge comedy...pushing the envelope...controversial performers...trial by media...Lord Reith...Lord Reith...we...love...you...

!8 million...role models....shagmeister...lack of judgement...falling broadcasting standards...failure by the producer...venerable old character actor....grandad....grandad...we...love...you...

I'm starting a whip round for Rossie. On the positive side Danny Baker this pm said if anything happened as far as JR was concerned, he was getting his CV round to Radio 2.

Merely following on from a bloke on the word association thread, and you can find yourself up the duff.

Like Honey To The Bee - Billie Piper

sex

Hello Angela, if you're looking to remain childless I'd steer clear of ED. The men around these parts have such a high level of potency, they can impregnate a seventy year old with a handshake. It's not worth the risk girlfriend.

Jonathan Ross. He'll be forgiven by then.

I Blood Brother Be - The Shockheaded Peters.

Mittens

And I'm no suitable presenter of Countdown. I am Des O'Connor.

Clocks? Go back? Hour? What? Who are you? Are these my knees that I'm looking at? Who made up the God that invented 'time' in the first place? If I Could Turn Back Time, could I make real that fantasy I once had about Cher? Who knows? Do you? Well, do you? Huh?

Seriously, to quote Chas and Dave, Gertcha!!!

Huh. Your mum.

White Riot - The Clash

Get over it Quids. Joined 1/12/2007? Just got to a grand of posts? You're two bob, pal. I should fackin' coco.

Mean

I've just seen two police officers on patrol in Brixton. They were holding hands. Mind they looked very, very young.

High 'n' Dry - Black Oak Arkansas

Flick

My back is bloody purgatory.