HonaloochieB

I have to take some issue with your description of my intended Bon3Yard, but you raise an excellent point in your latter post and one I hadn't considered. So far there have been two film directors in her life, Sean Penn for some reason had slipped my mind. I will have to differentiate myself from them. Perhaps I won't punch photographers and I shall aim to make more than two decent films. Food for thought. Thanks.

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > William Shatner. I heard that too. Dirty bugger.

If it's the place I think it is it's been slowly demolishing itself for years now. Bring on the flats I say. Am I right in thinking this was the house that Peter Perrett was living in for a while?

Sorry, which one of them's a brass?

asthmatic

It seems that it's all over for the Ritchies. At last they're parting brass rags. The time has come for me to make my move. I find Madonna rather to my taste, she's kept herself well over the years and I think she is comely. Furthermore the gap in her teeth puts me in mind of the late comedian Terry Thomas, who was always a favourite of mine and whose wooing techniques I have based my own on. I intend to plight my troth, vigourously while she is on the rebound, support her through the divorce and all that, and confidently see myself webbed up in her Wiltshire mansion by the end of the current tax year. Tops. I know that Madonna likes the creative type so I've decided to change jobs and become a film director. I can read, tell people where to stand and have access to a megaphone, so I'm halfway there already. By the way kindly take this as a formal staking of claim, I don't want any other EDFers muscling in on my chick and queering my pitch. Seriously don't mess with me, at the moment I'm merely peckish, but you wouldn't like me when I'm hungry. Please don't for a second think that I'm being unrealistic in my plans, of course I can foresee difficulties ahead and am realistic about our differences and the potential for conflict. I realise, for example, that there will be a big gap in our incomes, especially until my film career takes off properly, so to that end I will only be buying one round in thirty six when we visit our pub in Mayfair. Also I will be issuing IOUs for my half of the weekly big shop until I get my first big project (working title Biggles Flies Undone, if there any backers who may be interested) off the ground. However I am worried that this reliance on my Madonna's money may have a deleterious effect on my pysche, and of course as we know that this sort of thing can lead to to a chap having trouble 'downstairs', if you catch my drift. This would of course be disastrous in a burgeoning relationship, so I must find a method of subtly asserting myself. To this end I have decided to bestow upon my beloved pet names. For general use it will be 'Maddy' As in "Maddy, please ask Lordes and her friends not to play so boisterously in the garden, the peacocks are quite beside themselves with the noise of it all" Or as it might be a note left next to the 'phone, 'Maddie Kate M called. She's thinking of getting back with that junkie burglar. Give her a call. Hxxx.' In the boudoir I shall employ the sobriquet 'Sugartits' Obviously not straight away. I shall wait until our fourth bout of intimacy. However my intended is a modern girl and proud as a camel and will probably cavil at these endearments. But my will is unbending in this matter, I will be unswerving on 'Maddy' and firm on 'Sugartits' I foresee some friction between us, so what would EDFers advise as the best course of action? I need to make it clear to 'Maddy' (as I now think of her) that it's in her own best interests to compromise on this matter and any suggestions for counter arguments or even distraction tips will be gratefully received. Remember I will be involved with a very wealthy woman, any help and you'll not find me ungenerous. Thanks.

Joshua

Applespider Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm obviously a freak. I always say good morning > to the driver and nine times out of ten, they > reply. > Yes but what do they reply?

Papa Don't Preach - Madonna

Oedipus

William Tell's lucky he's not around today, the social'd have his kid in care and he's probably be up on a charge.

Stig

Son Of My Father - Chicory Tip

Going Underground - The Jam

Vomit

jimmy two times Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Victim ! Victim of what? The victim of an arse-headed uncompassionate jobsworth and her own lack of foresight.

Welcome CA. You fuh coffee?

Top hole idea Lushington. There's a Bullingdon Club reunion soon, see you there, I hope. It''ll be a good chance to debag that young tick Osborne.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is that you? I?m sorry I called the Garda on you > last week but we really didn?t have to see that. > Hope they didn?t put the boot in too hard. No hard feelings Brendan, the flics weren't bothered about the cape, but I got a caution for the 'I've Shagged A Satanic Slut' T-Shirt. I fully deserved the sanction and have sent a heartfelt apology and a wreath to the slut in question. I just hope the young people to whom I am a role model understand.

A contraction of The Honourable Alistair Smoochie-Beestonthwaite.

microbite Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > To be honest, I was going to try and pretend to be > male on this forum, but couldn't carry it off! ha! > I was a bit concerned about revealing too much as > someone on this forum said to be careful about > what people disclose of themselves in relation to > personal information, I'm not for one moment > saying that anyone on here is capable of being a > stalker and recognising you in the street from > your description on an internet chat forum! but > caution isn't a bad thing sometimes, whilst of > course at the same time having fun and making new > friends. Welcome Micobite. I resemble the late Reginald Bosanquet without the benefit of toupee. No one from the EDF has ever approached me, even though I affect an opera cape while shopping on LL of a Saturday. Bastards.

The Sound Of The Suburbs - The Members

Why does it have to a Brit? I'd like to see Larry David in the part. Not that he'd do it, the beloved aunt.

You're both wrong, Vanessa Feltz will have the last word, and the first one and the ones in between...

Hello Hello I'm Back Again - Gary Glitter