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We Gotta Get Out Of Here - Ian Hunter

The pink hearse, isn't it part of the fleet of that up-beat undertaking firm 'Death And Things'?

I don't know about anyone else.

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm sorry, Hona, but if the social utility of this > pink elephant is not proved to me soon, I will > have it removed from its van-mounted position, > dismembered, and use its pedal extremities as > stools. > > You can have the trunk, if you like. Bloody hell, Ted it's all 'social utility' this, 'social utility' that with you these days. Simmer down old top. As for the pink stools, I don't know whether to recommend you see the MO or the chaplain. It's a dilemma, I don't envy you. The pink trunk? Thanks, the pranks and ruses I could get up to with that are fair making me rumble with glee.

If anyone knows of a cat that talks like Vic Reeves impersonating Bob Dylan, then please let me know.

There has to be point to a pink elephant? Just enjoy it for inappropriately-hued pachyderm it is. I've not seen it yet, but I bet it if I do it'll cheer me up. PGC is spot on about the Elephant shopping centre, it was an inspired move to paint it pink. An example that owners of other rotten old structures would do well to follow.

I don't own a cat (yeah, like anyone ever does), but if I could find one that talks like Peter Lorre, then I'm having it.

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My cat's called Spacey. And she has attitude. > When I come home late she says "What time do you > call this?" in a way Kevin Spacey talks to Samuel > L Jackson in The Negotiator when he's trying to be > distanced and not get involved. Hello PR, when Spacey and you have this sort of conversation I trust you've been making use of public transport rather the 'sickle. I worry for you, and of course the general populace at large. But mostly you.

Well PR, there certain parts of the metrop where that is an anagram for O PERUSE A HO.

Julie Christie in Billy Liar. Lisa Andersen from Eastcote. Tough choice.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can't Get You Out Of My Head - Kylie Minogue You Really Got Me - Mott The Hoople

gJeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Aha... if you are referring to my previous > objection : "We Are Family - Sister Sledge" to > "Sisters of Mercy - Leonard Cohen"... > > The problem I had with this wasn't the > pluralisation of 'Sister', more the fact that > 'Sister' was part of the artist's name in the > previous entry, and part of the title in the new > entry. To quote the rules: > > > LizzygotDizzy Wrote: > > > 1) Post another song by the same artist OR > > 2) Post a different song and artist, however, > the > > new song title must contain one of the words > from > > the song title before it. Not from the artist, > > from the SONG TITLE. And of course the unwritten rule, at all times a Mott The Hoople or Ian Hunter song must be given priority. You won't see it written nowhere, but it be MF, it be.

between the lines...

bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...blimey, that was a bit bigger than expected. > :-$ Ah, I see you've read the egg baron's book. That's a quote from the 'My Constipation Hell' chapter.

Get Your Rocks Off - Primal Scream

Or maybe it was the other Charlie Poole, you remember him the egg baron. He promoted his products by insisting his family eat eggs for three meals a day. You remember, his favourite film was Cool Hand Luke. He was probably promoting his autobiography Bound For Glory.

Sorry about that Bon3Yard, I just got fed up with the waitresses getting all the attention.

Down Down - Status Quo

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > er..."Horse":-$ The Freudians make note of your original post quids. They also make note that you did not choose the 'edit' option. "I just never like coming before and getting on my high hores." A sentiment that does you credit. To change the subject, does the title of Oliver Stone's latest mean anything to you?

Oh yes, and the bogs are much better.

There are the 37, P13 and 12 buses which will take you to the Wetherspoons (The Kentish Drovers) in Peckham. A cheap pint (served at the correct temperature) will be yours for the asking. There are also the 12, 176 and 185 buses that will take you to the Wetherspoons (The Capitol) in Forest Hill. They are about ten new pence a pint more expensive, but the walk from the top of the stairs to the bar tends to put a swagger in your stride, so I suppose it's worth it.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen, Bon3Yard and me are here all week. Remember be good to the chef.

Now I'm Here - Quenn

That's ridiculous, wht's the Maypor of Chichetster doing in a boyband?

Jimmy Bugg? Alan Bugg? Charley-Boy Bugg? Put any forename before it and you sound 'hard'. Marmaduke Bugg. Cuthbert Bugg. See it still works. Now I think of it, not so much with Cuthbert, but the general principle applies.