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And as for Football Focus, I dislike it so much, I've never visited it. Serves the people right for whom it was intended. The nerve of those bums.

Word - tothewise, Association - football gets my goat 'scheese. The - All The Young Dudes - Mott The Hoople. Song - Song Sung Blue - Neil Diamond. Game - All In The Game - The Four Tops. They get on my tit end, they really do.

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You can 'ave 'er. > But quick. > Give her me script as a good selling point in case > you're not rich and/or artistic. > She'll love yo for it. I promise. > But hurry up because now bloody Scarlett's joined > the queue and she is SUCH a whiner. Rest assured PeckhamRose your script will be with my beloved, as soon as the time is right. We're in the early stages of our courtship, and I think it's too early to be slipping her anything of that sort. Right enough about Scarlett though, it's all Tom Waits this and Tom Waits that with her these days. Little cow's got such an ego on her.

philiphenslowe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jah Lush Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > > HB: Peter Perratt has long been a resident of > > Forest Hill but I'd be surprised if even he > > considered squatting here in the past even when > he > > was going through the worst ravages of his > heroin > > addiction. > > > Peter Perrett's been living at Crown Point in > Norwood for quite some time. His son (also called > Peter Perrett) is a friend of mine so I'll ask him > about the concrete house. Thanks Philip. I definitely read somewhere that PP Snr was living in a house in Forest Hill that was in an advanced state of decay. I hope I don't sound prurient, and I hope he wasn't living there, but I merely wonder. For the record I like The Only Ones a lot.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- As an aside, I love Monday mornings. I can somehow > without even trying turn a post about Victorian > building techniques into a socio-political rant > about the parlous state of our greed ridden > society. And Brendan, it's the deftness with which you form those socio-political rants about the parlous state of the society, while commenting on it's greed ridden state, while ignoring Victorian building techniques that cause some of us to ignore syntax completely. Of a Monday.

Thou shalt not f@ck arse about. But if thou doest thou shalt not be a c@nt about it.

I'm thinking about Uma. Uuuuuummmmmaaaa. Actually what am I thinking? I'm currently wooing Madonna. I shouldn't be considering a mistress at this stage. Get thee behind me. And keep your hands to yourself.

Or the children of blow ins.

Probably incomers.

bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Was Ted Bundy the bloke in those sickly Gold Blend > adverts in the 90s? Why bless you no, Bon3Yard, that was him off of that American witch programme, and her off something else. Glad though that you picked up that it looked as though he was intent on murdering her, as oppossed to the shagging situation the advertising company were implying. What did they know?

Thou shalt not act the c@nt after a few drinks. Seriouslyus.

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bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Now you come to mention it he has expressed an > interest in copping off with a humourless > scarecrow for a while now, apparently hes done the > sexy, curvy and well adjusted femme to death. Just > as well your on the ball HB. Now make like Shane > and head the bugger off at the pass. Glad you see it my my way Bon3Yard. Though I thought you were a touch indiscrete about the 'doing someone to death' business. I'm not personally acquainted with JL, but I'm confident he has no Ted Bundy tendencies. Seriously, he seems as nice a chap as one might meet of a May morning. Just like anyone you might meet. Really.

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In my teens I was sitting in one of the more > lively hostelries and put my arm around my > girlfriends shoulder, only to be shouted at from > the butch bull-dyke behind the bar to "sit > properly" > I coloured, stood up and poured the remains of my > drink on the floor, stomped out never to return. And your girlfriend, Steve what of her? She that you left behind in that bar? After pouring your remains - on the floor. She remembers you. Davina, she eerrm calls you.

Though now I consider it, I reckon JL may be after my lass. OF COURSE! He's mad for Madonna himself and is attempting to mess with my mind. He's using pyschology. The 'woman you fancy is in fact a bloke and has a big dick' ploy. Oldest trick in the book. Can't blame him for trying, of course. He's only human, after all.

bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I got kicked out of the Bishop for sparking up a > big fat one whilst helping myself to the Knobs > Creek on Monday. Times they are a-changin'. Bone3Yard, shouldn't that have been I Don't Like Mondays? Let's not go dragging Bob Dylan into these things against his will. Just 'cause he just happened to be there, that's all.

bob Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have just had a reply from Lewis Robinson ward > counciler and exseutive member of southwalk > heritage he will personly oppose any development, > I think when Mr B Chandra bought the plot he was > allowed to build next to it, only if he took on > the restrations ?????. > Bob S It's how Charlie Drake would have put it himself. Though he'd've followed it up with an 'Allo my darlin's' Course he would.

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Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Are you sure you're doing > the right thing old stick? As bon3yard has quite > rightly pointed out she has a musculature like > Bruce Lee and you yourself have noticed the > similarities in her teeth to Terry Thomas. What > I'm trying to tell you and I don't want you to > take this wrong way and I'm trying to break this > to you as gently as I can but I feel you should > know that Madonna has been masquarading as woman > for the last 25 years or so. In short, she is a > man. A man called Malcolm. A very convincing > transvestite that has had most of the world apart > from a few of us that are in the know. She has a > cock and quite an impressive one so I'm told. > Believe me it took an awful lot of harnessing into > that Jean Paul Gaultier basque. I'm so sorry to > break it to you like this but I just thought you > should know. JL, I refer you to the last line of Some Like It Hot.

Probably right JL. I've just looked at AndyPandy's informative post and I've changed mt mind, any building commisioned by Charlie Drake must be preserved for the nation.

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Please don't for a second think that I'm being > unrealistic in my plans, of course I can foresee > difficulties ahead and am realistic about our > differences and the potential for conflict. My head is in my hands. I beseech you all not to let on to Madonna about the tautology. It was a one time thing, I swear.

Dullitch76 Wrote: > > So like I say, maybe the driver was just a prick, > but more than likely he was a prick who was > worried about his job and wanted an easy life. > It's shitty, but it seems that is just the way it > is. And THAT is why I'm moving abroad. Good luck! Jesus Dullitch76, I don't know. Leaving the country over a bus driver not allowing a young woman to take her bike on a late night bus seems a trifle precipitate. On the other hand, you could be just the sort of stubborn, principled sonofabitch the country needs right now. Don't go.

Jimbob Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > who cares dr.who is crap, its up there with donnie > darko and withnail and i at the top of my scale of > crapness. Withnail and I? You terrible c@nt.

It's not just the young 'uns either MacRoban. I 'pub shag and run'. I find walking up to the bar and nodding at a pump serves me well, I don't look like a half pint sort of chap, so that's all right. I occasionally take a chance and enquire as to whereabouts of that 'bastard Dave', on the basis that in some bars Dave will have been a bit of a bastard. I find walking through the door, with an 'All right John', or 'Mickey' or 'Toby' or 'Indiana' depending on the bar serves me well. Every barmaid in ED is either 'Darling' or 'Love' or 'Sweetheart' or 'Babe' or 'Lynne'. It's served me well enough for a number of years.

Asset Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think it's a shame and it shouldn;t have been > allowed to rot. > > Look at the Wikipedia entry. > > Concrete house > > The notable residents list is a bonus! Yes but they're not notable residents of the house Asset. That'd be Peter Perrett, unless I've imagineered it.