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Pickle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Scarily my son gets excited when the strains of "Mrs > Robinson" start up - might have to introduce him > to something a bit more modern! Just tell him 'Goo Goo Goo Joo' and he'll know what to do. It seems so appropriate to the song that he's taking an interest at an early age.

Pickle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mine has a Hanson album on it. Remember them? > Brothers, popular in the 90's with young teenage > girls. My sister gave me her old CD as a joke, I > got sucked in by that "Mmmmm bop" song. Oh dear. > > Not to mention the Aqua album, of "Barbie Girl" > fame! Makes me smile, many a drunken night spent > in NZ pubs dancing to that one! MmmBop and Barbie Girl are fine examples of the 'One Hit That It's Not Just OK To Like But That It Would Be Perverse Not To' genre, that You and I may have just coined. Hurrah! Others could be The Police 'Every Breath You Take', Department S 'Is Vic There?' and '19' by that Paul whatever his name was.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's all about perving on hot cock. > It's all about previewing, what? Hot Rock? Is Elizabeth Taylor's old wedding ring being exhibited? You see if those fools from Dolland & Aitchison had been bothered to put a proper advert up, with glasses and all, I might have gone for an eye test, and had a pair of specs within the hour and I could read *Bob*'s post properly. I don't know, I really don't.

buggie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mine is my surname with an added bit. > Am even now begining to think I'll miss it come > the end of March - will be staying Buggie on here > though! Your name is Bugg? There are gangsters who would kill for a name like that. Don't go changing.

Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch, CED. As any fule kno.

David Mc Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Me too. But I've always wondered if the final B > was meant to be "?"! > > So is it "Hon a loo cheeb" or "Hon a loo chees"? > > Or do we need a separate thread on the > pronunciation of Forumite "handles"?! Just to clear it up DM, it's 'B', but I do have a Greek cousin, perhaps that's who you might be thinking of? As for the pronunciation, I think both your interpretations have charm and I'd answer to either, which are different of course to the one that I intended. And thanks to yourself, JL and SteveT for the kind words. I'm currently standing here blushing, twisting my hands behind my back and fixing my gaze on my shoes. All the while telling you that I'm not worth it. It was how I was taught to take compliments by the priests.

indiepanda Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- (though nice eyes and a > warm smile wouldn't go amiss ;-)) I have both of these attributes IP, the trouble is that when I use the warm smile, the nice eyes disappear. And if I just keep using the nice eyes without smiling, I tend to look like Jeffrey Dahmer. It's what we doctors call 'Lloyd Cole Syndrome'. It can only be cured by complete abstinence from alcohol and fattening foods. It is incurable.

Charlie Poole, the lead singer in 'credit crunch' boyband Take1stOffer. He was giving away promo copies of their first single Bank For Good c/w Will Work For Food. Apparently he went down well.

I don't know about anyone else, but today I'm going to put sad songs on the stereo, gaze wistfully out of the window and ponder lost love. That should cheer me up.

Meh.

So Microbite, what with your post about The Prodigy and Bon3Yard's one about the burning in effigy, I'd be tempted to make a remark about 'twisted firestarters'. Mike Giggler via e-mail.

So, for the month of November, the Forumite Of The Month ...is Jeremy. Well nominated and well deserved, Jeremy, if I may call you Jez, then so much the better. Playing 'White Man In The Hammersmith Palais' in your honour.

The Lady Vanishes

I don't know about anyone else but I'll be barging all and sundry (especially the bloody sundry) out of my way tomorrow to get to Chener Books for this. I'll hurl the money at the book wizard of Cheners and probably leave a tip, what's more. Can't blooming wait. Well done Cheners, well done John Beasley. In the words of young Mr Grace, "You've all done very well"

The Castle

I'll lend my considerable waight to Jeremy also, for what SM said, for introducing a nice 'Clashy' motif to the Song Game thread and for probably being Jason Statham. Possibly. Good call SM.

mightyroar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I agree with AnnaJ and of course the godlike > *Bob* > > But as someone else once said on a really similiar > thread- why not tell them to their faces that they > are being rude? Are they carrying knives or > something? Are those tooled up beeatches > terrorising the streets of ED again? Well no, but the looks you can get. Not to mention whispering to each other in the queue in Pretty Traditional. That sort of thing can leave scars that won't heal easily, I can tell you.

To get back to the original poster it's obviously false advertising. Come on people it's an advert for D&G. What? There's not one of them wearing glasses. What's the point?

A life of mistress pimping. For a generous salary. With perks. And all that being paid for by a woman whose teeth strongly resemble those of Terry-Thomas. Could an offer bemore attractive?

Or Barack Obama, king of the bastarding world. Never mind yer prams. By the way.

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ahh, culture. Thanks for that. Very nice. > Unfortunately the Grey Goose I'm most familiar > with comes in a bottle. Well, don't we all do from time to time.

If only it had been 'titty titty boom boom'. I could have made a 'joke' about a flying car. Isn't life just full of missed opportunities?

bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Erm, will there be a discretionary tasting > session..as it were. Madge will remain unsullied > of course, er out of filial respect toy yours > truly, not because shes rough or owt. Owt indeed. Unsullied of course. Knowing you're a chef, I would of course expect you to 'taste', in order to ensure that all was well. Naturally, I'd expect what you provided to be properly 'seasoned', as any half decent mistresss pimp would ensure. It's only right.

Good peace to you EMC. And I mean no disrespect. But the dullness of the whole thing. It just seeps through. It's a five minute 'Loose Women' bit. Honestly, truly, find another subject. I'm genuine in my concern. Leave it. Regards.

According to Shaylene, the smell issomething to be desired. And desired good. And proper, let me tell you. And given time, it will clear. She has assured me.