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What Do I Get? - The Buzzcocks

Failure. It's underated. If you can shrug your shoulders and settle it's cape comfortably about you, then self-acceptance and peace will be yours. I've just looked at the fingers that typed the above, and wondered about the profundity contained therein. Considering everything, it's as profound a piece of philosophy as you're going to get in the 21st century. On here, tonight at, let me see 25 past 11. I mean what do you want, Bertrand fucking Russell?

EDOldie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > His? he's not god you know. Sssh, no one's told Him yet.

I'm sure it is. I passed by there last week and there must have been 23 or 24 people in there at the time. I'd suggest getting there early.

Consider me your bondsman. My sword is yours.

EDOldie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How does one slaughter a giant snail for cooking? The quickest and most humane method is to introduce said snail into a Daily Mail focus group as a teenage-knife-crazed-property-price-affecting-paedophile. It's average life expectancy is approximately two seconds. However this is said to cause the muscles to contract, thereby possibly toughening the meat. The other method is to whisper in the snail's ear, that he has been booked as both a feature and an interviewee on the Vanessa Feltz London 94.9 radio show or programmme. On hearing the news the snail will lose all will to live. He will go into a decline and slowly die. Gourmands favour this method as apparently it adds succulece and a tang of morbidity. Hunanitarians shun it, and the EU have concerns. Vanessa Feltz is quoted as saying "Is there a snail community I need to be worried about?" Anyway, as Kurt Cobain one remarked Nevermind.

You talk in riddles, sir, but you appear to be encountering some sort of assault upon your household. Should you require my services to take arms against your sea of troubles, then consider me all tooled up and prepared to involve myself in a melee. I remain of course your humble etc etc.

EDOldie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Will PM ever be PM Pre Menstrual? Hardly. I really think you should have paid a bit more attention to his biography. Still, I miss things too sometimes.

I know, so does mine.

snorky Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think you will find that dealing with mouthy > drunks, whilst on for minimum wage, doesnt exactly > inspire enthusiasm But perhaps poetry? Ask Shane MacGowan.

Well, as long as he chips in to the coffee fund (and Jean of course will make sure he does), doesn't get pissed up at lunchtime, come back and be 'inappropriate' with Mary, the young intern and buys his round of Friday night on the obligatory office drink up, I can't see what could possibly go wrong for PM in his new role.

Life After Death - Ian Hunter

Steve Strange, without whom the eighties would just have been the seventies with shoe polish and hair gel.

In The City - The Jam

AllforNun Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oi benders ! > > Put your telescopes away and stay the other side > of the Rye. > > Thanks > > X Thanks for that AFN. Billy Joel's just been allowed out on bail. But he let it be known that, he doesn't want you to go changing, and he likes you just the way you are. I wouldn't dream of speaking for you of course, you may find his sentiments endearing. He wanted to go on record as declaring himself an innocent man, though.

katietatie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Not a clue about the legalities, but you can get > them in Brixton too. I work in a secondary > school, and one of our science teachers took pity > on some and they now live happily in her Biology > lab! Katie, do you ever persuade a bald male member of staff to allow the giant snail to be placed on the top of his head? And then place bets as to which side of his face the snail will fall off first. If you do, then tu salut, if you don't then you're missing a trick that could make staff meetings a lot better attended.

Saviour. Saviour. Saviour. Keep saying it over and over and it becomes less like a reference to Our Lord, and more like one to Walker's Crisps. Holy inappropriate?

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What do you mean you cant? Are you by any chance referring to Brian, voice of Trumpton? Casual early years educator of Playschool? I trust you're not being disparaging about him. I leave it at that. I merely add, that I have you in my eye, sir.

Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh! bugger this old bean. It's bloody cold out > here. Come back in and I'll buy a you pint. Sorry > about that. I thought you was someone else. Bloody > service in here's diabolical. You're right, civil of you old thing. Faults on both sides, things said in the heat of the moment and all that. Pint you say? Peronni, if that's not too much of a liberty. Cheers. I could have bloody had you though.

For the moment I shall treat TLS as a roundabout. Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------ > Guns On The Roof - The Clash Guns Of Brixton - The Clash. I know it's how you planned it, Jeremy.

Legal schmegal, are they good scran?

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Best street with road humps. > Best street without road humps. > The statistics of safety differences between the > two. > > Best suggestion for the next street to have road > humps. > Best suggestion for a street currently with road > humps, to have them removed. I can see PeckhamRose is thinking along the same lines as me.

Right, you've really got my dander up now. Just make sure I've got everything before, before the donnybrook commences. Glasses? Check. Warfarin tablets? Check. Inhaler? Check. Hearing aid? Check. Spare hearing aid? Check. Freedom card? Check. Current doctor's certificate? Check. Crutch? Check. Sling? Check. Finger stall? Check. Come on you blackguard, I'm ready for you.

You Really Got Me - The Kinks

Just checked my last post, that should have been 'tatty'. Sorry.