AllforNun Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Christ on a trike ! I should have been an > hypnotist .....credit crunch what credit crunch > ......go buy your wife some jimmy choo's. *picks up megaphone, clicks on megaphone, addresses AllFor Nun* PUT THE KEYBOARD DOWN! WE MEAN YOU NO HARM! COME OUT OF THE BUILDING WITH THE TRIKE OVER YOUR HEAD! WE NONE OF US ARE INTERESTED IN CHRIST BEING HURT. NOT AGAIN. HIS FATHER HAS SAID HE WILL NOT PRESS CHARGES. IN THIS WORLD. I AM RELIABLY INFORMED THAT SAID FATHER IS 'A BIT TASTY' THOUGH AND HE SAYS HE'S NOT GOT ALL DAY, AND HAS THE OPTION OF AN 'OLD TESTAMENT' ENDING TO THE PROCEEDINGS. WHATEVER THAT MEANS. IF YOU ARE WANTING THE SACRIFICE OF A HYPNOTIST, PAUL DANIELS AGENT HAS JUST BEEN IN TOUCH AND SAYS HE'S UP FOR THE JOB. WOULDN'T HE BE CLOSE ENOUGH? THINK OF THE CHILDREN, ALLFORNUN, THINK OF THE CHILDREN.