HonaloochieB

Muttley? Oh my favourite cartoon character. And you know, he was more than a dog. Or so it seemed to me.

Back Off Boogaloo - Ringo Starr

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Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Surely Jonathan Creek is ok? No. Not at all, unless you know of a version that doesn't star Alan Davies?

Family? Roger Chapman, now there was a voice.

Oh, I used to play with a little pot of mercury as a kid, used to run it through my hands, roll it round the dinner table. Supposing I've slowly poisoned my whole family over the years?

Though I'm told by some that the only real entertainer named Freddie, is Freddie Mercury.

I hear that Freddie Starr is doing a tour soon. I wonder if I should book tickets?

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > AllforNun Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > ........NO ? > > Sarcy. Short for the French President, is all I meant. And he is, isn't he? If that wasn't him sitting in the smallest orange egg chair in Foxtons as I went past drunk on Saturday, then I am a monkey's oncle. Non?

AllforNun Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ........NO ? Sarcy.

AllforNun Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Christ on a trike ! I should have been an > hypnotist .....credit crunch what credit crunch > ......go buy your wife some jimmy choo's. *picks up megaphone, clicks on megaphone, addresses AllFor Nun* PUT THE KEYBOARD DOWN! WE MEAN YOU NO HARM! COME OUT OF THE BUILDING WITH THE TRIKE OVER YOUR HEAD! WE NONE OF US ARE INTERESTED IN CHRIST BEING HURT. NOT AGAIN. HIS FATHER HAS SAID HE WILL NOT PRESS CHARGES. IN THIS WORLD. I AM RELIABLY INFORMED THAT SAID FATHER IS 'A BIT TASTY' THOUGH AND HE SAYS HE'S NOT GOT ALL DAY, AND HAS THE OPTION OF AN 'OLD TESTAMENT' ENDING TO THE PROCEEDINGS. WHATEVER THAT MEANS. IF YOU ARE WANTING THE SACRIFICE OF A HYPNOTIST, PAUL DANIELS AGENT HAS JUST BEEN IN TOUCH AND SAYS HE'S UP FOR THE JOB. WOULDN'T HE BE CLOSE ENOUGH? THINK OF THE CHILDREN, ALLFORNUN, THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

Serge_A_Storms Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is everyone always this nice on this forum? or are > you all trying especially hard? ;-) As you can see, we all make a special effort for a new chap. Welcome aboard, and some sort of ol' rot. Next time yer in The Lodge, give that saucy filly Maisie a sound slap on her rump, and tell 'er to give you a double of what y' fancy on my slate. Say the Major sent ya.

Inclusive, eh? Not our style ol' man. No offence or any of that sort old toffee, but here's a couple of quid for the 185 to Lewisham. They're more 'of the people' down that neck of the woods. Tell 'em I sent you. Catford's tolerable enough, I'm told.

AcedOut Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This thread is hilarious! There are some gullible > folk on here ;) I've just looked back over the posts. I can't believe I was taken in by this whole thing. Boy, is my face red. In just a few words you've exposed it for the ruse, it's now clear it was. I'll be right back. There, just had to throw myself on my knees and thank the Good Lord for your ability to put all, right, just when everyone was on the verge of being gulled completely. AcedOut. He'll tell us what to do.

Are we sure that the 'schoolboy' wasn't in fact AC/DC's own Angus Young giving his new stage togs an airing before their upcoming tour. He's an Aussie, he's a rock star, so the entitlement he would feel over any passing bum (female, of course, don't let that AC/DC number fool you) would seem perfectly feasible.

Ah. Welcome to the Democratic Republic Of Lounge.

I Get So Excited - Ian Hunter

A prince amongst men is what you are, JL. A prince amongst men.

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Paul Burrell once told me that in a private conversation with the Queen he felt the conversation was relaxed enough to broach the subject of her abdicating in favour of her eldest son. According to Burrell, "her majesty simply sat back on her haunches and brayed with laughter". Although he couldn't make out exactly what she was saying but swears he heard the phrases "faaack me sideways" "that bellend" "jug-eared tw@t" and "his father'd have me committed". He claimed that her majesty became helpless with mirth and he had to summon a lady in waiting to help her to the lavatory. In the light of Burrell's more recent conduct, perhaps best to take this with some salt. But he seemed sincere at the time.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That'll be John the barman who works in the Black > Cherry. There is quite a likeness going on there. Thanks for that JL. And thanks for not going for easy pickings by drawing me into a wager. Proper that is.

The Carpenters? Slade? Glen Campbell? Guilty pleasures? What utter bosh. A record collection that doesn't have at least a greatest hits collection from each of the above doesn't have the right to call itself a record collection. It may be a group of records. It might be a selection of various discs with songs on them. But a record collection? No, 'pon my Sam. If you're suggesting the yearning brilliance of Wichita Lineman, the lovelorn ache of Goodbye To Love and the glam rock 'n' roll of Gudbuy T' Jane are not the kind of thing to boast about liking then I'm afraid you're a poltroon and unworthy of my time. When I appear on Desert Island Discs they're all going on. Choking on my own rage, here.

karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > sorry to put a NEGATIVE SPIN on this but they > can't confirm it's a recession until Q1 next > year.... As long as we don't end up in Q8. Just trying to keep morale up in this time of strife and hardship. They can raise prices and force feed us negative equity until our financial livers explode. But they can't break our spirit. No, just our metaphorical livers.

MadWorld74 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I wonder why it was flying about ED? Ah! Now THAT'S the conspiracy theory started there.

I swear I saw Roland Gift from Fine Young Cannibals sitting outside Black Cherry smoking a tab last week. Though I was on the top deck of a 176, and I didn't have my binns on, which I need for distance. And it was gathering dusk. I'd've been confident enough to put a small wager on it, though.