HonaloochieB

TillieTrotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm sort of with you there PGC. I find him > fascinating. He would be on top of my list of > dinner guests....not sure I'd give him any pudding > though:-$ I'm assuming you're not referring to the bread and butter variety? Although with the way it's going on here at the moment, you might well be. Round here, the most innocent remark? It couldn't be more loaded. Why it's as loaded with innuendo as the staff of an Italian suppository factory, going on a charabanc outing with the cast of Carry On At Your Convenience. Buulimey O'Reilly.

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Does Joe 90 count? Up to 69, or so I've heard.

Sue Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I Believe - The Batchelors (Bachelors?) > AAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH > > That's even worse than Buck's Fizz :)) Get out of here, Sue. You are single-handedly insulting the mainstay of my mother's record collection. I can't be doing wit dat. No sure I can't. But to carry on. I Believe (Love's A Prima Donna) - Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel

Sue Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well I didn't personally fancy her, perish the > thought, but that very sexy Rabbit (?Jessica > Rabbit?) in Who Killed Roger Rabbit. > > Drunk? Not me :)) Of COURSE you didn't personally fancy Jessica Rabbit. Who by the way was not a rabbit, but a pneumatic, pulchridutinous, hot red-headed woman. She just happened to be married to a git of a rabbit. And then you just throw in the drunk thing. On the one hand, there's Jessica Rabbit. On the other hand there's a drunk Sue. I'm saying "CLAP HANDS BROTHER AND SISTERS" just to see what happens. Hic.

In this year's boardrooms, during the Christmas period, there'll be none of the usual fancy breakfasts. No, just credit Crunchie Nut Cornflakes. Yeah, alright, but there was a time Dave Lee Travis would have shaved off his beard for this sort of material. Oh and if any f@cker tries to claim it as his own, I can still recall the very moment Danny Baker took over from DLT on Radio One. Beautiful it was.

The Land Of Make Believe - Bucks Fizz

Good and pithy point, Harry. I don't like being an East Dulwichite. It sounds, well a bit, not to say a lot wanky. Perhaps not so much on here, or even within the confines of SE22. But outside? No. I am an honourar Brixtonian, which I carry proudly. So, any suggestions for an altenative title? An EAdian? A Dulwicher? An East Dulwicher? A DulEaster? A DulEastian? A Dulwich Easter? A Dulwich Easter? I quite fancy that.

bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Surely this is beyond parody? Vanessa? I'm not sure what Johny Depp's wife has to do with it? Although I hear he earned Anne Widdecombe-sized arseloads of money off of the Pirates Of The Caribbean. So maybe, that's it.

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It must be a girl thing. I simply adore Stephen > Fry. Oh, come on, Fry's easy. I'm heterosexual, at least in intent, but I'm drawn to him. Who isn't? See Princess Anne.

bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...mmm, now you mention it...jodphurs, the cover > of Jillie Coopers Riders...I'm coming around. Of course you are, it's her royal prerogative. Gets you every time.

In this year's boardrooms, there'll be no Yule logs for dessert after the Christmas lunch. No, just a credit Crunchie each. Oh shut up, it's how Bob Monkhouse would have wanted it. Oh, and if it becomes popular, it's mine you bastards.

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Ball Of Confusion - The Temptations

CamberwellOz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can't say I fancied them as such but they were > my favourite couple on television when I was a > kid. > > http://www.blazesoftball.com/images/statler_waldor > f_02_01.jpg The fact that you posted your 'liking' for them on a thread titled 'Cartoon Characters you fancied' says much about your feelings for Statler and Waldorf CamberwellOz. These were not cartoons, but puppets. I believe that Freud indicated, in a lesser known monograph that a woman who was 'interested' in a puppet was highly significant in some way or another. He concluded (or it may have been a footnote by Les Dawson, I can't be sure) that it would end up in a bed full of sawdust. And you fancy the two of them!!! 'Struth CO, seek help, from Gerry Anderson, if necessary.

Princess Anne. Think about it. I know I have. I reckon irrespective of gender and sexuality, everyone has at some time.

Although from that side of the House Theresa May. Tess looks like she could be fun.

bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anne Widdicombe anyone? No, not even with the blonde hair. Which I took as an indication she was ready to shed that virginity. But no, if I was drunk enough to consider it, I'be too drunk to consummate it.

Oh Babe What Would You Say? - 'Hurricane' Smith

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Blue For You - Paul Haig

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Either you're not getting any at the moment, > HonaloochieB, or you're drowning in it. > > You're right, though. I see the logic in what you say TM, if only I could find some truth.

Annasfield Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You fellas get such a better choice here. We get > Elmer Fudd and the likes. :-S And if *Bob* can go with the Caramel Bunny, then why not Bugs for you? Multi-talented, funny and probably loaded. You could do worse.

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I sort of, you know, I was young... > > http://disney.go.com/vault/archives/villains/cruel > la/cruella2.jpg It's cause you know you shoudn't but you're gonna anyway.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The voice played a big part. > > But I just googled it to see who it was and now > I've gone and ruined everything. Ha! Back to the Loopy Lust Figures thread for you, my lad.

Annasfield Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You fellas get such a better choice here. We get > Elmer Fudd and the likes. :-S Anna, if you're suggesting that Yosemite Sam didn't melt your butter, well words fail me.