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Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anyone else think this smiley ::o looks like a > blow up doll? All smileys look like blow up dolls Brendan.

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Screeching Weasel - sold out! > Splodgenessabounds - all gimmick, no substance! > > Next! The Sensational Alex Harvey Band, now you're talking.

The portaloos on a building site on a Monday morning. Several rings of hell all in one. Well certainly in the mid to late 80s.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Born To Be Alive - Patrick Hernandez Passing on from TLS who is now Song Game thread monitor, Born To Run - Broooooooce

#...in the midddle of my head#

Weather forecasters who presume to describe the weather rather just inform me about it. I was told on Friday that the weather over the weekend was 'not going to be good', presumably because it was going to be a bit chilly and windy. It's October so the information came as no surprise. If there are any weather people reading this please remember, weather is not good, weather is not bad, weather just be.

You can't get a chair

Sartre said it was other people. He was a French existentialist so he probably knew of what he spoke. For me it would be a neverending Billy Joel concert.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > glau Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > My mother-in-law is an astrologer and she > likened > > my chakra, or was it my aura? to Al Kaida's in > > general and Osama bin Laden's in particular. > No. > > Really. > > Glau, that would be hilarious if it weren't so > sad. I can't imagine anyone less terrorist than > you. I am envisaging her doing it in a > wonderfully passive-aggressive way , with a > sympathetic smile on her face. Mothers-in-law are > a delight, aren't they - mine is the original > aggressive-aggressive flavour. She once told me > all English women look like horses. You can tell she's coming for a visit when the mice start throwing themselves on the traps. Sometimes the spirit of Les dawson is upon me.

Fairies - Have They Taken The 'S' Or What?

King Horse - Elvis Costello

Paul Daniels

AndrewDBlack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The number of photos is a barometer of the number > of people. Here are the photos - > http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrewblack/sets/7215 > 7607719571956/. I think this one should be a > caption competition - > http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3012/2911088797_5cd > 8fce6e5_m.jpg > > I will try to get round to uploading those from > the Duke too.... He was overjoyed that his Oliver Hardy impression was still a hit with the ladies.

I Was Born Under A Bad Sign - Albert King. It seems the Astrology:thoughts and the Song Game threads are on the cusp. It's a funny old world up there in those stars. I'm sure Shelley Von Strunckel would consider Albert's attitude judgemental, but then she would, what with her being a typical, critical Taurean.

You know of course they're able to keep going on the profits of their washing up 'liquid'. I shudder to think what really goes into that stuff. Boycott it now. I beseech you.

FIELD!

Lonely Days Lonely Nights - The Bee Gees

YOURS! (Not directed at you, of course JL, you just happened to be collateral damage in this whole crazy business).

Dez Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Presumably it's stopped letting the thugs in. Last > time I was there I was threatened with a bottle by > a drunken YOB (capitals are important here) and > that was about 20 years ago. I'm pretty sure I've already apologised on another thread over the incident, Dez. You know, drink taken, faults on both sides etc. What say we meet up in the garden with a carrier of Tennents Super (my treat) and bury some hats. Shit. I'm waiting.

LibraCarr Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi, > > Having read all of the postings the moral must be > to get out there and do your own shop. Can you be > to busy not to get food/product that you need to > survive? > > Sainsbury's are open 24 hours a day (at a cost to > the enviroment) so that you can get want you want. > Other stores also open late. Why wait three to > four hours for a late delivery, when you could > have got your shop in less than an hour? > > Regards, > Libra Carr. Hello LibraCarr, there's a 'ping' missing from your shopping. Didn't Sainsbury's deliver that either? No wonder you sacked them.

Day

Rain - Ian Hunter

Suits me VBC. Come on you big-toothed git. Bring your dinner. I'll have that an' all.

Black Sheets Of Rain - Bob Mould

You first Tinkerbelle.