No, bring sheep into it, because we know they're going to just be coy references to bestiality. As opposed to the appalling fuckery of emoticons. We all know they're wrong, let's just stop it now. And bury them in the same pit as LOL, IMO, IMHO etc. Let's consider the use of them as a condition, or syndrome if you will and advise anyone using them to seek homeopathic or other voodoo medical help. Come on, it'll be a start.