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I'm Cuckoo Over You - Benny Krueger And His Orchestra

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*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The newsfolks are creaming their pants... No wonder their trousers are needing patches. And I suppose they have to something at lunch time, now their expense accountts have been cut, what with there being a recession and all.

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citizenED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Enters quietly: > > writes list and leaves face down on coffee table: > > Leaves, silently. > > Lulu > > Gayle from Corrie > > Vanessa Feltz > > CitizenEd, to quote me. Vanessa Feltz? What the f@cking f@ck is f@cking wrong with you?

citizenED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Enters quietly: > > writes list and leaves face down on coffee table: > > Leaves, silently. > > Lulu > > Gayle from Corrie > > Vanessa Feltz > > CitzenEd, to quote Meatloaf, two out of three ain't bad.

Roman Catholic primary school. The statues of the Virgin Mary. Tell me I'm not the first to have committed a mortal sin involving them. Please. I'm going to Hell, aren't I?

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well, Piers.. I suppose at least Sue is at least > one step-up from wanting to stick your knob in a > teapot. A teapot? Stick your knob in? If this is a reference to PG Wodehouse, I consider it in poor taste.

Sue. She comes across as ginchy.

Strangers In The Night - Frank Sinatra

I like Keef. I like Jah Lush. I feel all shruggy and slightly awkward about this. Don't get me wrong I like lots of the girls/women/peoples who post on here and I'm including Sean McGabban in this. I reckon I'd be thrilled to smooch any of them on the lips. I'm actually letting Sean McGabban off at this point. Never met the man, but I think he'll understand. Oh, all right, Annasfield, Annaj, Giggirl Ms B. There, I've said it. And if Bellendelle Belle isn't a belter, then I don't know belters. And MadWorld74 has a place in my heart. From ventricles, she knows. And then I become George Costanza. You like them. They don't like you. You don't like them... For anyone looking in, take it as a default that I like you...assuming you're female...and vaguely available.

If you don't want to marry Marina from 'Stingray' then you are of course a fool. If you don't want to then carry on an affair with Commander Shore's gorgeous Titian-haired daughter Atlanta, you're more of a fool than I first took you for. You'll of course be acting like a bastard. But then, you'll be Troy Tempest, and acting like a bastard is what you do best.

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have had a frightful crush on Batdog, and then > he cleared off and left. I think that > SeanMacGabhan is adorable, Keef is unbelievably > cute and Michael Popadopalot just has to snap his > fingers and I am there *swoon*. > > Is it just me or do all women simply adore > articulate men? Wha...?

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Once upon a time, there were three mothers. > > The first mother landed one in the oven when she > was nineteen, the father disappeared. She had to > live in a council house forever and was a burden > on the taxpaying population for the rest of her > life. > > The second mother had a career and a busy social > life, but selfishly left it far too late to have > children. She had to have IVF - at the expense of > the taxpayer - but could barely keep up with her > children - because she was so old and tired! > > The third mother played it just right. Not too > young to be a silly little fool. Not too old to be > selfish. Not too unemployed to be a burden. Not > too wealthy and successful to make people jealous. > > > And so the goes the story of the three stereotyped > mothers, living in their stereotyped world (with > misogynist overtones). > > blah blah blah > > THE END *Bob*, so what I think you're saying is that the first mother was a bit of a slag,right? Unless I've missed the point completely.

#I know, it was all so simple then, but has time rewritten every line.# Come a Friday, a fellow with money in his pocket, and lust in his loins could find a companion. For an evening. If not a night. But like Gladys Knight & The Pips, it's all changed. And not for the better. The chances of meeting an old fashioned one-night-stand slag are now remote in the SE22 area. Or are they? I gather a chap has to 'go forrin', and as far as Peckham or Camberwell for that sort of thing, nowadays. I wonder what happened to the Pips?

AcedOut Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's called an editorial. The magazine probably > offers one (disguised as a review) upon a decent > size advert being placed. This is nothing new. > The media world is so corrupt in this way, it'sthrustt > unreal! Journalists will often write good review > upon receiving freebies. This happens in across > all sectors. > > Never believe magazine reviews. Especially those > that make profit entirely on advertising! Say it ain't so. I feel that the virginity of my trust in the integrity of freebee giveaway rags has been taken by the thrusting penis of information as wielded above. Frankly, I'll never be the same again. Thanks for the last sentence. And I'll treasure the ! for as long as I live.

TillieTrotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That was indeed loaded with innuendo.....must not > post after red wine consumption. Oh, but I insist you promise never to post without a skinful of the good stuff. For my part I'll do my best to ensure a supply of large bottles of Peronni are kept chilled in Honaloochie Towers. It all helps to stoke our muse. Wouldn't mind someone stoking my muse. Snigger.

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In this year's boardrooms, during the entertaining period, bankers will be 'credit' crunching down on Walker's crisps. As in contrast to the pate de fois grasse, king prawns, caviar and blinis and trout mousse they would have been enjoying a year before. Though "Trout mousse?" "Let me get this correct, an ice cream made of FISH?" As it might have been if I'd been advising Jackie Mason. Could happen.

In A Broken Dream - Python Lee Jackson

Things

Me. Have a crush on a forumer? No, don't be silly. Whaat? I can't believe you said that. That is so, like f@cking cringe. Like I ever would, yea? I mean, as if. I mean, who would? In their right mind? I mean, no way, right? You're kidding, aren't you? Ooh, so according to you, it's just like, talk and hmmm and then stuff like just happens. Just like that. Whooaaah. Think not. So not. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING??? It's just the most like wrong thing, to even like consider that I might be considering a crush on someone on the EDT when in the same time I could be calling Jeremy Kyle, is f@cking insulting to me man. Not to mention to the woman whose child she is unsure is mine. But she is still prepared to appear on 'NATIONAL TV'tm and drown in the humiliation of the DNA test, the 'lie-detector and the ugliness of our family members. But all that said Annasfield, IF I was looking for a new bitch...

It seems to me, that mentioning the Smurfs on a Cartoon Characters you fancied thread equates with that whole Anne Widdecombe peculiar lust, which took place on another. Thread that is. And of course, on another is where that sort of lust or fancying belongs. 'Cordding to my Mama.

Dream A Little Dream With Me - The Carpenters

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