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Do Nothing - The Specials 30th anniversary touring next year, without Dammers, but well..

I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day - Wizzard. But timing is all with this one. Only between the 18th and 25th of December. Any other time, file it under 'sucky'.

Where Do You All Come From? - Mott The Hoople

Come Back Paddy Reilly - Burl Ives

Kill Bill O'Reilly - East Coast Avengers

Still JL it's better than being mired in the present. Bright side and all that.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Crispy, I'd let LuvPeckham go to the wall if I > were you - he should be promising YOU moonlight > and roses, and plying you with vintage champagne > and thoughtful little presents, not complaining > about your not giving him beer of a sufficient > standard. And a man that connected to his Mummy* > ... well, what more need we say? > > *other than my son, obviously. > > As for Mr. Moos and Honaloochie B I shall be > keeping a sharp eye out. He said it was this > financial crisis that's keeping him from home and > hearth so late! Hmmm. Not guilty Moos, not my style old thing. Blimey, I hope he's not got himself a shikse.

A Pirate Looks At Forty - Jimmy Buffett Though I was toying with an Aaaar Kelly song.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sadly our love (well, mine anyway, I fear my > adoration may be unrequited) must remain pure and > virtual, as there is a Mr. Moos in real life who > would probably not approve of my squeezing Kentish > pears with other men. Unrequited? I requite all right. But of course Mr Moos is quite the stickler and can quote the wedding vows backwards. Which is just as it should be. Chaste is what we are. (that's another one for your fine Sid James impersonation DC)

Perhaps Z has a medieval search engine and SE22, is still coming up as 'HERE BE DRAGONS'.

Scott, perhaps you could meet in the Duke.

It's always the way, isn't it?

I think I've picked up the bug that JL had yesterday. My past and future have contracted some kind of viral infection. I've been reminiscing about things that haven't happened yet all morning. I reckon there's something going to be going round.

The Original Mixed Up Kid - Mott The Hoople

TillieTrotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hona, with your fine mind and glorious sense of > humour you could look like Jabba the Hutt... Note to self. SWITCH OFF THE WEBCAM.

23A Swan Hill - Ian Hunter

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dear Moos > > If you must cheat, at least bake them in the oven. She wouldn't dream of it.

crispy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > what about it Luv?, see you by the cheese counter > in sainsbury's on saturday night, I will buy you > some cans of special brew? You know best of course Crispy, but I didn't see it going quite as Ken Loach as that. Perhaps you might want to consider a more light-hearted When Harrry Met Sally approach as opposed to the gritty realism of Up The Junction. It's early days, you know, plenty of time for grit later on. Lord knows, I should know. Naturally, you will want to workshop and then go with your instincts. Oh, hark, I'm giving notes. Ignore me, I'm just being silly.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh Hona, don't hide your light under a bushel, > you're just not sidekick material. You're a > glowing, golden Star! Oh Moos, you are a love. Bless your kind, kind heart, I feel humbled by your generous and if I may, perceptive review. But if my work goes even the smallest of ways to entwine two loving hearts, then it shall not have been in vain. Sending hugs.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Vinegar. Remember making conkers tougher as a kid > by soaking them in vinegar? Bruce Forsyth is a > sixer. ...one and half a dozen of the other. According to legend.

Semi-Detatched Suburban Mr Jones - Mannfred Mann

Oh LuvPeckham, oh Crispy, if only this were a 50s screwball comedy. I'd be the ugly but loveable sidekick to LP's matinee idol who grabs you by a shoulder each, shakes you and says (line?, oh yes) 'What Is it wit' youse two? Cain't ye's see yer crazy fer each uder? And I t'ought you'se was s'possed to be de smart ones? Jeez" You'd turn slowly to look at each other and... Well I'll leave you to write the rest.

Backsliding Fearlessly - Mott The Hoople

Slip Sliding Away - Paul Simon

And of course your newingtons are in tip-top condition