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HonaloochieB

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  1. The House That Jack Built - Alan Price
  2. JL. Try some milk of amnesia.
  3. JL, I would offer to try a quick laying on of hands, but I fear my inner glow has diminished. I reckon it's the pilot light.
  4. JL, try some milk of amnesia.
  5. Neon Lights - OMD
  6. I think you mean Underhill Rd Crispy. I always say "Listen up buggerlugs you're next door to chip shop AND a kebab shop and diagonally opposite a pub, CHEER UP YOU GIT" He takes no notice though.
  7. Man walks into his GP's surgery. Raises his arm above his head, and says 'Doc it hurts when I do this' The doctor looks at him and says 'Don't do it then' Come on Keef, if we can't trust Tommy Cooper when it comes to medical matters, who can we trust?
  8. Srawbs I'll do my level best as far as an enthusiastic laying on of hands goes. I mean it can't do any harm, can it? Not provided you sign the waiver.
  9. Ready For Love/After Lights - Mott The Hoople
  10. One line goes 'wish I was at home for Christmas', so yes definitely a Christmas song. Good one an' all.
  11. I feel serene today, as if I have an inner glow. I reckon if I wanted to I could lay hands on people and heal them of their ailments. I wonder what the BMA would say though. I don't even wish I was drunk.
  12. Frankly, Mr Bigshot it does very nicely for certain people. Myself, Dopey, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezey and Doc are perfectly at ease in our surrondings and find the space ample. Happy is of course out on the pull as usual and so is very rarely at home. Now sod off, Grumpy
  13. Alan Dale Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > not sure about removing the fence, I think the > opposite idea is better as applied in Lettsom > Gardens- Camberwell Grove's, members only, park. > > Put a really high fence around and charge ?10 for > a key plus ?5 per year membership. > > I went to their bonfire night party and nobody was > drunk, agressive or waving their genitals around. > At least not while I was there.. Ah, you missed me then. I got there late because I was on the piss and 'cos Len The Tinker nicked my key, I had to punch him in the head a few times to get it back. The interpretive firework genital waving got mixed reviews however. My Catherine Wheel was considered a triumph, my Roman Candle, though risque and not for a younger audience was appreciated for accuracy and energy. My Rocket, though was generally judged to be a flop. 'A ridiculously ambitious climax, considering it followed the Roman Candle. This man needs to learn about pace' according to Clive James. Ah well, there's always 2009.
  14. Let's Get Ready To Rumble - PJ & Duncan
  15. Let's Get Ready To Rhumble - PJ & Duncan
  16. Well if you're not going to treat emc's request seriously, JL...
  17. JL, at Mrs Ted's funeral, chokingly funny. The Games People Play - Joe South
  18. Always On My Mind - Lord Ralph Mayhew
  19. Ian Hunter once wrote a song called All Of The Good Ones Are Taken, then a few years later he wrote one called Bastard. Says it all really.
  20. The Devil Went Down On Georgia - The Charlie Daniels Band
  21. Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > no And no because they're all bastards. I should know.
  22. I find with a lot of veggie stuff, including MW's delicious sounding lunch that it makes a great accompaniement to meat. Imagine MW's salad with a nice slice or two of gammon. Perfect.
  23. Modern Guilt - Beck
  24. Good idea AnnaJ, is it a coincidence it's the first of December. I tthink not.
  25. She's So Modern - The Boomtown Rats
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