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Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Moos Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > pissflaps > > I have just thought of one. To try to use the word > pissflaps as often as is appropriately possible. An aim that does you the utmost credit, Brendan. There are many who ignore the correct anatomical terms. It's all 'beef curtains' with them. I don't know.

Finnegan's Wake - James Joyce. What the fuck? Tarantula - Bob Dylan. What the fucking fuck? Zen And The Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance - Robert Pirsig. What the fucking fuck, you bastard.

snorky Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Together, brothers & sisters, we can destroy > Capitalism - start today - pull a sickie Now, I can see Fidel Castro's current strategy. Respect.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Read, Get Your Cock Out by Mark Manning (a.k.a. > Zodiac Mindwarp of Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love > Reaction). It will change your life. > > Well it will @#$%& you sense of humor up at any > rate. And Fucked By Rock, by the same, will leave you wanting to wash every time you put it down, only after you feel clean, drawing you back to its depravity.

Well to a draw it a close for this evening it would seem there are single women in ED. On the evidence of a flimsy and subjective definition, a good proportion would seem to be nice. Some would appear to be complete nutbars. But thanks to everyone that took part. On next week's Moral Maze, 'Forest Hill chicks, anyone know any dead certs?'

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Huzzah - no getting up at 5 anymore - change of > plan. I can now crawl out of bed at 8.50, turn on > my lap top - compose a token reply to an email > from my MD and then go back to bed for a few hours > to recover. > > Working from home - dontcha love it? It's OK MP, we all know the code. DulwichMum's initials are now reversed so as your MD doesn't have a clue about what you get up to when you work from home. In your PJ's.

> Is anyone else getting annoyed and what techniques > (apart from the polite no thank you and shutting > the door) do you use ? Make eye contact, WIDE eye contact. Interrupt their first sentence and inform them that although this is SE22 not every f@cker in the postal district is prepared to give the slightest amount of heed to their bollocksing horseshit. Give a wave of your hand to indicate they should depart hither and yon. Still on your doorstep? Throw in a 'cocksucker'. Should do it.

Is a Beatle. Dora Bryan, you crazy bitch.

Of course, Moos. At the moment I'm fascinated, amused and a bit horrified by The Drunken Bakers. Horrified only because I think it's all going to end in tragedy. Or at least more tragedy. The Slags, the Cockney, Mellie, Bastard, Vern, Raffles and Jack Black are consistently good when featured. Some of the others are starting to flag, in particular what used to be a mainstay, the Sexist and that whole thing with the betting shop and Billy The Fish, amusing at first, then irritating. The satire limps a bit now, but I'd not be without it.

I'm prepared to give decent odds I'll out-do him by four and a half minutes. Edited bcause I mispelt 'minutes'. What a c@nt.

But only if Jools Holland joins me during his Hootenanny.

For five minutes. So that's until 12.05 AM on 1st January 2009.

I'll give up being a complete c@nt.

...agreed, but it's never too late to fall in love.

Not as funny as it used to be.

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Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top

Is it a sex thing?

Might be.

Though, if you're dead set, Adam Ant in his 'Prince Charming' phase is a good look. Ridicule is nothing to be scared of, despite what the cabbie says.

Easy enough MM, call your so-called 'friend' and inform him you have it on the best authority that in a previous life his wife was a whore. Further that he was her violent pimp. It'll sever all relations, and get you out of the entire grisly business for this year and indeed forever. An end to the embarressment that is attending a 'fancy dress' party and you rid yourself of a couple of schmucks. You're welcome.

Polly, I like to think I'm politeness itself, but I'm in possesion of the words 'f*ck' and 'off' and am aware when it's appropriate to use them. Print this post off and paste it to your refridgerator. Print a second copy and staple it to your husband's night pants. Just in case.

Chav & Dez (?), thanks for letting me know these companies are a shower of bastards. I just used to listen to their old 'Rabbit', an' 'ave it. Until you piped up, I thought they were charitable foundations, dedicated to the common good. I'll be wary of them in future. Thanks.

David Mc Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Er - more of a reverse spelling than a > palindrome!! .thgir er'uoy skcolloB