HonaloochieB

bignumber5 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- ALL ABOUT @#$%&-SNOW. I > dragged my arse in today and I'll do the same > tomorrow. Get it together, ED: The > wanky demographic of this area is s'posed to be > young professional, I wonder if we might pay that > last word a tad more than just lip service. Get it together? Wanky? S'posed? And then 'young professional'? I'm guessing you're not a captain of industry in the mould of SrAlan Sugar. Why so angry? Unless of course you're a rapper. Don't sweat it. You could take a 'snow day' off, and then you can do a double shift of telling-it-like-is when you get back. It'll be all right.

So *Bob* and Ted, have you met Carol and Alice?

In order to offset *Bob* and Ted's profligate ways I am sitting here in a pair of plaid flannel lounging pyjamas, covered with a pair of 'jogging' (sorry always makes me chuckle that) pants, a vest, an Ian Hunter tour T shirt, a fleece, thermal socks, fleecy mocassins and an enormous fleecy dressing gown. No heating required. So carry on chaps it'll all come out evens in the end.

Today I percieve ED as a magical sparkly white land of wonder and awe. And lead swingers.

The realism is that London can't cope with this volume of snow, which is now an unusual occurence. I do not want my money invested in managing an event that only happens once in an eighteen-year. I reckon by Wednesday all will be well. If it isn't, sue me.

I have decent footwear Heidi, a stout pair of Blundstone boots. But I'm still not attempting to get to work today. Don't dob me in, right.

The word from the kids is 'Hooray'.

Although if all the pubs round here are shut because of the weather then expect a less sanguine approach on my return.

If you get fed up posting on here you can listen to much the same sort of thing with Jon Gaunt, Vanessa Feltz, Nick Ferrari...and the usual suspects. I haven't avtually tuned in to any of them myself but it's a reasonable bet I reckon. Everything is going to be fine in a few days, and I wasn't planning to go to Somerfield anyway. Think I'll take a bit of a trudge out in a while.

Hi Giggi, what you're saying is the same as a lot of long time fans, but I gather there was a fair number who didn't manage to get tickets for the first two dates. I think some people will be highly pissed off if on the back of this the band decide to do a tour on the basis of the success of these three gigs. People are travelling from all over Europe the US and Canada to be here so I guess they'd be feling somewhat cheated if that happened. Ian has got his own record ready for release and he is not especially keen on touring - playing live yes - touring not so much. Anyway I got a ticket for the 1st, the stalls had all gone in the presale but I got an aisle seat in the rear circle, not great but heck I'll be there. HUGS

Callo callay oh frabjous day. No work for yours truly, I have spent the tine wisely though ordering tickets for Mott The Hoople's extra concert date on 1st October. Bloody exhausted, so going back to bed.

Kill Your Television - Neds Atomic Dustbin

Wimpy bar.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Half full at the moment. Just packed the missus > off to her language classes after which she's > staying with her brother which leaves me to pop > over to my brothers to cane through a stupid > amount of lager and get started on the 4 ounces of > weed we smuggled back from Holland past the divs > of her Majesties customs last week. Ha ha! I might > even kidnap a dog later. Oh Jesus BBW, just when I might throw a parody of you on another thread, you get in before me. You blighter you. Great use of the word 'divs'. It's uncanny that you knew I would've used it. Seriously I would've. Skol.

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Rhinestone Cowboy Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I've been walking these streets so long > > Singing the same old song > > I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of > > Broadway > > Where hustle is the name of the game > > And nice guys get washed away like the snow and > > the rain > > There's been a load of compromising > > On the road to my horizon > > But I'm gonna be where the lights are shining > on > > me................ > > #LIKE A RHINESTONE COWBOY....# #RIDING OUT ON A HORSE IN A STAR SPANGLED RODEO...#

So what are Greeen Trees motives for posting? And should he chided (chid?). 0r applauded? He's (and if it's not a he, I'll eat my own head, sir) looking to score a mild drug on a local MB. He's assuming that there's enough old 'heads' on here who'll give him some response, and then they and he will be enveloped in the 'maryjane' smugness. He's too shit-scared to go to Brixton where I know for a fact 'pot' can be readily obtained. He's posted this in order to 'rile up the straights'. Well, you succeeded with me on the last one. I vote for a chiding.

Rhinestone Cowboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've been walking these streets so long > Singing the same old song > I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of > Broadway > Where hustle is the name of the game > And nice guys get washed away like the snow and > the rain > There's been a load of compromising > On the road to my horizon > But I'm gonna be where the lights are shining on > me................ #LIKE A RHINESTONE COWBOY....#

snorky Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have been asked for Balsamic in the past year- > this is not a joke either > > ( of course I was happy to oblige, but it wasnt > the required vintage sadly ) You lying sod Snorky.

snorky Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have been asked for Balsamic in the past year > > ( of course I was happy to oblige, but it wasnt > the required vintage sadly ) That's a good joke Snorky.

LuvPeckham Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > LuvPeckham Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > I actually used a Biscuit cutter to hold the > > eggs > > > with in the end. > > > > THE MOST ENORMOUS DOUBLE TAKE SINCE...Oh, sorry > > can't think. Can I leave it at Laurel & Hardy > at > > their double-takiest? > > > > But I've just realised LP that you DON'T have > an > > egg cup, but you DO have 'biscuit cutters'. > > It beggars belief that your kitchen priorities > are > > so skewed, indeed warped. > > I can only assume you came off the worst in a > > break up with a patissier. > > If that was the case, LP I apologise, Je suis > > desolee. > > Ahh now, as cooking is a passion of mine, then it > is not surprising that I have biscuit cutters, > Pastry brushes, Meat basters, state of the art > gadgets but no microwant or egg cups (sadly I also > have a bread maker that isn't used as I prefer to > make it by hand) I even have such weird and > wonderful things as pork pie tins,a cognac bottle > full of olive oil and balsamic, millions of > ramakins, little white pots for chocolate puds to > go into (sorry strawbs, I have all the toys you > want except the wire things for radiators as I > don't have radiators) and a cake stand too. > > Good theory about the patissier, but sadly that > means breaking up with myself which I am not about > to do in a hurry. (besides which one of me gets > the cake stand...) > > > I have now realised that there is somehthing I > thought I owned but don't .... my marbles !!! Ah, it now all makes sense LP, in fact I've just checked and there's not single Tree Top sguash bottle cap to be found in my cupboard. Boy, is my face red(der).

Go to The Castle on Crystal Palace Road. Approach the first bloke you see who looks like a builder. Tell him you know him to be in possession of illegal drugs, and that you want to make a purchase. You'll soon get sorted out.

So that's Kalamity Kel and Karter nailed then, so obviously one and the same person. I'll leave it to 'them' to decide which is witch. Come on, don't keep us waiting.

Black And White - Three Dog Night

Of course you can MLTeenie, I know how it is when you run out. Consider the pickle a gift, but I'd appreciate the return of the cup. Those ones with the portrait of the late playwright Arthur Miller are hard to come by these days.

When I saw it was yourself Giggi I assumed the initials were for Overwhelmingly Luscious Dame. Enough already with the botox. Ixnay ehtay oxtobay. Purlease. HUGS Edited because I forgot to sign off with HUGS, Jesus I mean duuuh or what.