HonaloochieB

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HB, you're alive! > We're waiting for you on the Lyric Game... > > I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and Write Myself a Letter > - Fats Waller Alive? To a certain extent RD. I'm Gonna Get Me A Gun - Cat Stevens

"Now I get my kicks out of guitar licks and I've sold my steel-toed shoes" Get your thinking caps on.

The Letter - The Boxtops

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mensch smensch, plotz schmotz... is this yiddish > or just gibberish?! I don't know from gibberish Brum, but as long as you love your mother, masel tov.

Hmm Mike, I don't know about the whole apostophe crotch notion. There are going to be female first cousins from North Croydon there who may take it as an invitation to breed. And you've only got to look at Piers Morgan to see how badly that can turn out. Also I tend to baulk at clothing that draws too much attention to the groin area. I'm a modest man, with a lot to be modest about. But thanks for the suggestion. You're a mensch.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I just met this pirate on the way to the chip > shop. I asked, "Where's your Bucaneers?" he > replied, "Under my Buckinhat". > > copytright TLS 1972 Actually Quids could i claim coownership with TLS on this one? It's an old favourite of mine.

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nevermind BBW, HB is a grammar geek who speaks in > riddles, I think he wears a green spandex costume > with an apostrophe on. I actually don't Mike, but I have a family wedding coming up and I was looking to impress some of my hick relatives from Croydon, and I reckon you've come up with the perfect outfit. They'll plotz! I'd be grateful for some suggestions as to the positioning of the apostrophe. And accessories, dress up, or down? It's just this sort of unsolicited input that makes the EDF the ginchy place to be that it is. Thanks.

Aah haar WoofMarkTheDog, an empty bottle be all that ye'll be gettin' with me when the the grog runs low. Want rum rations and cabin boys? Then take the King's shilling. In the meantime GETT OFF that hammock. Else I'll take the cat to ye, so I will. Cap'n I Kidd You Not Edited on account of that bilge rat HonaloochieB leaving the second 'd' off my name. When we dig up the treasure he won't be getting any of the diamonds and pearls now. You may lay to that. Cap'n I Kidd You Not

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can you please boycott this shop as the service is > appalling and I've had to return the 3rd loaf of > bread this week as it hasn't been cooked properly > and the manager is prick!!! I'm no baker BBW, but shouldn't bread be baked rather than cooked. But well done on taking bread back that wasn't. I gather that a lot of 'baked on the premises' bread in supermarkets is shunted in ready prepared dough and 'ovened' by whoever is available on the day. The 'fresh' bread can sometimes be as pale, doughy and limp as the ginger one out of Girls Aloud after three successive nights on the lash, or as tough and dark as former Spice Girl Mel B. When what you're wanting is the perfection of a Beyonce style loaf. Nothing crazy 'bout that. "and the manager is prick", loving you getting all Shakesperean on his 'sorry ass'.

Aaaaar, 'Jolly' Roger. He be one sexy motherf*cker so he be. Cap'n I Kidd You Not

HonaloochieB, is that all there is? I mean really?

Aaaar, rum says one, vim says t'other. But, can both of ye party like it's 1699? Cap'n I Kidd You Not

The Impossible Dream - The Sensational Alex Harvey Band

Kolley Kibber Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Forget the threads about anyone else being seen in > East Dulwich, at 3pm today I saw the campest > looking pirate ever walking down North cross road > (I kid you not) complete with Purple Hair, a three > corner hat, the works .... > > Who is he > > Why is he > > more importantly > > where did he eacape from ? That's my mate Kolly, he's a comedian and was obviously either on his way home from a late gig or on the way to an early one. The only way to tell is to check if he had his 'sea legs'. Anyway his schtick is to combine the demeanour of Larry Grayson and an obsession with Prince (the purple hair) all wrapped up in pirate lingo and references. His stage name is Cap'n I Kidd You Not. "I was part of the armada, you know, sorted out that so-called 'King' of Spain, he didn't have such a purple reign after I got through with him I can tell you" "And that Blacbeard, Edward Teach. Taught me a few things I can tell you. Nothing compared to him". "Don't talk to me about that so-called Long John Silver, what a disappointment. He might have had a dirty mind but afterwards I was as sick as Cap'n Flint". "And as for that Nelson, ooh he was a bold one. Kiss me HARDY he told me. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE IF YOU DON'T MIND. Not even if I was your girlfriend, I told him. Cheeky beggar" "Jack Sparrow, don't you talk to me about Mr Jack Sparrow. Greedy swab, won't share. We're not on speaking terms. The last thing I said to him was 'you got the look-out last time'" "Life's full of let downs though. Me and Captain Blood could have made a go of it, if he wasn't so fixated on his mother. I could never take the place of his mam". Just a flavour of his act. Go and see him next time he does a venue near you. Mention my name and a decent 'seaman' innuendo and you get ten percent off the price of entry. Missus.

I Dream Of Jeannie (She's A Light Brown Hare) - Bugs Bunny

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hang on, I have a tissue somewhere if you need it. Steady on Brendan, BBW doesn't watch porn all the time. Give him a break he's making nice.

#9 Dream - John lennon

Randy Mandy - The Cockney Rejects

Bermuda Triangle - Barry Manilow

To Jah Lush, who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

To Keef, who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

True Faith- New Order

The Day Before You Came - ABBA

bon3yard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yes, Rabble Rouser. Thats the one. I'd quite > happily lock him and Kelvin Mackenzie in a room > together with no food or water see how long it > takes for them to eat each other. Now THERE'S a show Bon3yard, if you're not in television, why not? It also would confirm what I've been saying for ages that their only use is a source of protein if you're starving.

Kolley Kibber Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I say > > When I have been out driving in the old jalopy, I > cam across a road in Kent called "Black Boy Lane" > but I suspect that by now the PC brigade have > renamed it to something else There's also one in North London, it's in the Edmonton area I think.