HonaloochieB

Rock The Casbah - The Clash

I Am A Rock - Paul Simon

matthew123 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Good point made from the guy whose office > overlooks Jacqui Smith's "main home" - she's there > 3 days a week, 35 weeks a year Didn't keep a log, though did he? Couldn't actually back it up with anything other than the sort of gobshite pub talk 'percentages' that are carelessly chucked about by shite-gobbed pub talkers every day in every pub everywhere. I won't go so far as to say he's a Taplin, but he is a w@nker. On mature consideration, I withdraw 'a w@nker' and substitute 'speccy pube head'.

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Would the panel feel safe buying a kebab in > Peckham after the show? > BRILLIANT The questioner with the 'if I was chocolate I'd eat myself' face? The cameras going back to her more than was necessary. No PR, not BRILLIANT, it was dull and obvious I thought. And was she related to the director?

Oh Kells, forgive me my foolish misinterpretation of your intentions. It's just that I've become so protective of the Bandwagon Chicks (particularlry the head of sorority that is Giggi) that I may have been somewhat defensive and not taken your assertion at the face value you intended. Looking back at it, how could I have been so foolish. Welcome good Kells and may I wish you many years of loving me and all that, this is a happy day indeed. Made all the happier now that Sean M's joined in. Finally. Just joshing, SM. I'm just off now to watch Question Time on BBC1 and the only thing that could possibly make me feel more joyous is if David Dimbleby drops the loaf on Piers Morgan. Fingers crossed.

Now, let's make sure we use local resources too, please. Bellenden Road. It only takes someone to pay a little attention to the end of it and it'll be as dirty as you please.

Animal - Def Leppard

citizenED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Those coffee jugs you get at conferences: twist to > top to find the right position for pouring and > risk the whole thing falling off as you pour or > look like a nerd and take the top off completely > in the first place. And then the liquid within goes cold, and then of course it's you that causes the 'lukewarm' coffee break because of course you couldn't resist a 'swifty' on the way back from a 'brainstorm', could you? Well, could you? Thereafter you notice no one wants to be in a group with you. Networking? How do, networking. You go back to work the next day and suggest the conference was a waste of time. But the truth resides in you, chides you. Colleagues are easily gulled. Yourself not so. And you go home and you cry and you want to die.

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There is a pub called the Cockwell Inn. Actually I've just realised this is not true, it was merely a juvenile joke. It's also not in Tillet, Herts. And no matter what people might try to tell you Miss Mary Lykes was never a resident there.

There is a pub called the Cockwell Inn.

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That may just be enough to make me join the i love > hlb thread. . SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I know > > Well I know his reason, but I can't see what he > claims to see Aaah shucks Sean, thanks.

The Ball's Pond Road. A regular on Round The Horne as I remember.

Of course Cockermouth, what were they thinking?

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ???? Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Similar to people's obssession with HB(ON > TOPIC) > > > Not similar at all Quids, your posting makes no > sense, whereas...I'll get back to you in a while. Quids, I haven't been able to give the matter the attention it deserves as yet. As you know there were all sorts of shenanigans going on about spelling today which took up some of my time. And before anyone looks it up 'shenanigans' has no double 'n's, I've been up to them for some considerable time, so should know. Added to that my employers had laid on some work for me today. Bastards. But I know there's a difference, I can feel it in my water.

'Allo John Got A New Motor? - Alexie Sayle

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'd rather a breathelsyer(sic) on here than a > spellcheck Now Quids has something, my spelling has never embarrassed me on here, but sometimes those oh so 'funny' or 'pointed' or 'serious' posts merrily thrown down in the small hours when drink has been taken, have caused a blush to mantle my cheek when I've reread them (or sometimes 'read' them for the first time) the next day. Mind I've never changed one. Edited not once but twice, because I had a few on the way home.

So perhaps for once an advertising slogan has a ring of truth. 'You can't get better than a Kwik Fit fitter' Well done that man.

Mrs Lullaby Potter?

John Henry, Steel Driving Man - Stuart Marty

Four minutes Moos? Nice going. The others snoozed and they loozed.

Steel And Glass - John Lennon

When The Daylight Comes - Ian Hunter

HeidiHi, boy is my face red(der).

But meanwhile over on the Song Game thread.

Sloppy (I Saw My Baby Gettin') - Devo