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Is Choo the one who produces 'f@ck me slingbacks'?

If they brought the 'toys' with them, maybe they can 'rustle up' the finance.

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Aswad wouldn't care about little things like that, when you've been in the Double Deckers, nothing fazes you.

Ringworm as well. Does she want the King's mistresses to end up with ringworm? Your Granny should know her grey hairs won't protect her from a charge of treason.

With all due respect to your Granny, but is she off her ruddy chump? Do you think his courtiers will allow the King to go around touching the ricket-infested? He'll be going back to the palace riddled with scrofula, nits and scurvy like as not. Then he'll go off on state visits to other monarchs and pass them on to them, they'll get their armies involved and before you know it, war with the likes of Belgium. I'm sure your Granny is all well and good but she should stick to her rocking chair and mithering the cat. When it coms to international diplomacy, she's not seeing the big picture.

Hey Good Looking, What You Got Cooking - Hank Williams.

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SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Albert Finney in Saturday night and Sunday > morning > Marlon Brando in One eyed jacks > Sean Bean in Lady Chatterly's lover > The man who starred in Dangerous Liasions > Nicholas Nickleby was a long suffering stoic > Sydney Carton in Tale of two cities > I fell in love with Fleur, Paul Dombey's sister in > Dombey and Son, and Little Dorrit because she was > a sweetcakes to everyone, yet very industrious. I don't understand how you can want to be so many people all at once? Your capacity alone makes me wonder. It really does. I mean what's the bastard point?

Instant Karma - John Lennon

MadWorld74 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > We went into Cafe Prov for a wee dram for the > road, and heard that three gangs armed to the > teeth had a full on brawl outside Cafe > Prov(underneath the railway bridge). Riot police > had to break it all up. And these little fcukers > were all approx 16 years old.All with knives. > > The waitress in Cafe Prov said that about 50 of > them ran into the bar to take cover and hide from > the police.!. Her partner is playing on stage with > Aswad tomorrow and he has heard the whole day may > be cancelled because of the threat of more > violence outside the park. > > Let them fcuking kill themselves in the > streets....I'll be on the grass with a pint of Tip > Top cider, blissed out. I'll assume that there was a semblance of truth in some of the factual element of what you say. Having taken a few drinks myself, but not as many as you appear to have had, Let them fucking kill themselves? A suicide solution? You're too fucking scared to spell the word fuck correctly? Fucking bollocks, it almost fucking well makes me want to fucking use the word 'fuck'. Shit. Edited because I used language that was as intemperate as that used above. Used in drink that I wa not proud of. It was accurate however.

lozzyloz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Apparently the Ovis in question was called Beth. > The accused has argued that he left his jogging > bottoms behind because he was doing the Lamb Beth > walk. This seems on the face of it a little contrived Lozzy. Did he f@ck the animal, or did he not? Jogging bottoms would appear to be the least of his worries. His penchant for beastiality would appear to mark him out as a person to be aware of. And, be wary of shaking hands with. Or is that just me?

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I find myself using LOL these days, having always > sworn I never would. However, I got a message > recently containing "RAOFL". When I asked what the > flip that meant, I was told it was "Rolls about on > floor laughing"... Now that is just taking things > too far, how was I ever supposed to know that! It's not too late to stop. If necessarry gouge out the 'L' the 'O' and the shift key on your computer. Strong medicine perhaps, but worth it in the end. Of course you won't be able to send messages to people telling them that you love them, but so what. Most people are bastards anyway.

I've always wanted to be Bruce Wayne. Not Batman though. If I had his sort of dough I'd hire someone to be Batman on my behalf. I'd still be fairly philanthropic, though I'd devote more of my time and attention to getting to know the likes of Catwoman when she's off Catwoman duties. Now that's a proper flawed superhero.

reggie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As Oasis once said 'its a caaaraaazzzy > situaaaashunnnn' At last an Oasis reference, finally this thread makes sense to me. Thanks.

Mean Girl - Status Quo

...the use in message board posts of the abbreviation LOL. LOL? Has anyone who's ever used it owned it fully or have they just gone along with what's just a lot of old 'passed on' toss? Shorthand? Phrase? A 'zany' indicator? Anyone who's ever used it? Have you ever actually Laughed Out Loud? Of course you haven't. 'Cos you're a member of a shower of c*nts, and you know it. Know that every time you use it, there are people who feel superior to you, perhaps for no good reason, but it's still a reason. And a better reason than anyone can have for using the letters LOL.

Uncertain Smile - The The I always pronounce it Thee Thee, as opposed to Thu Thu. Not suggesting for a second I'm any more right than anyone else. But, actually I reckon Thee Thee is more to the point. Making beauty out of the every day. I could be wrong but it may be what Matt Johnson wanted. But what do I know?

176depressive Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I also believe things will only get worse now that > Boris has taken over. I remember Margaret > Thatcher saying that anyone over 35 who catches a > bus is a failure. > If Boris wants people to get out of cars and onto > buses he must improve the service but I suppose he > has other priorities like looking after his > friends with their ?70.000 Range Rovers who live > in the West of London. Why will 'things' only get worse with Johnson? I think I reckon I remember as vguely as you might do, that Mrs Thatcher said someting about a man over a certain age being a failure of he didn't have a car. Or something along those lines. She was mad as a baloon (probably) when she said it and, is as loony as a badger these days, the poor old sow. No one, not even her own party takes her seriously any more. Sadly. Perhaps. But to quote her to make a point? Maybe I won't take it too seriously. The bus service isn't bad, and as for his ?70,000 Range Rover drivers, I bet there was a timw when Johnson might have known them, but he's since eschewed them and what they may be offering.

bawdy-nan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think blackjack is very funny. > > I especially like the phrase > > "hollywood movie" I'm enjoying it too. BN. In fact why don't me, you and Blackjack make the movie right here in the barn? Well?

Would it make people feel better if we translated DVLA into Divvy Lads? You know like the 'spanners' from school? If they'e thought of like that, wouldn't it make them bulliable,as of course the 'spanners' used to be treated? I don't drive, so what do I know?

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