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Oh, and as for the medication? Stopped taking it? Nonsense. It's just taking effect. I'm seeing beauty in everything.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > last time I went to an event in Brockwell Park it > was the "free the weed" march, which I though was > very much a piece of stoners self indulgence as > there's far more important thigs to march about, > however I did get surprisingly out of my head on > some natural high 'legal ecstacy' which surprised > me....anyway, I divert...will there be a 'legal > high' tent at said event anyone? Unlikely, but you're just a short 'trip' away from the streets of Brixton. There you can pick up whatever you need to get the monkey off your back. Wait around for a while near the KFC and you'll get hitched up. It helps if you hum 'I'm Waiting For My Man' by The Velvet Underground.

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB, you are talking to yourself again > you daft old bastard. You have stopped taking your > medication havent you? > > The Mighty Boosh is the thing they stick up your > arse to help you go, thats exactly what it does. I > had a lovely Philipino nurse do it for me; mind > you that was 40 years ago in Manila when I didnt > need any help going. MP, I'm going to have to take you point by point. I'm not talking to myself, again. Unless you can prove I've done it before, then I'm saying something for the first time. Unless what I just said counts and that would be a second time. But I don't pretend to be a mathematician, so I'm not perhaps qualified to make a judgement on the matter. So really if I'm anything I'm a philoshipher. Unless I'm not. Which is probable, if not possible. Isn't it? Daft? if I am, then I wouldn't know, would I? I may well be. So perhaps I am a philosopher after all? Who knows? Do you? Do I? Do anyone? Old? Yes, OK, but how could you tell from there? Bastard? Never! Birth certificate to prove it. The Mighty Boosh, being a thing you have shoved up your arse? To make you go? By a Philpino nurse? Who is lovely? I'd rather that than a 'comedy' show.

And of course without setting the scene and creating the mood, the ardent zoophile is as nothing. Music, is of course crucial. Just some suggestions, ranging from the 'raunchy' to get her (or of course him, nothing old-fashioned about this thread) in the mood, to useful suggestions for albums, for when perhaps those occasional times in the 'afterglow' when neither of you has words. Shear - Charles Aznavour Maaaama You been On My Mind - Rod Stewart Doner - 10cc Shish A Woman - The Beatles Teenage Lambent '74 - Alice Cooper I Wool Follow - U2 I Didn't Know I Loved Ewe ('Til I Saw You Flock And Roll) - Gary Glitter Black Sheep Dog - Led Zeppelin Wool Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin If you Don't Wanna Flock Me, Flock Off - Wayne County And The Electric Chairs I Ram, I Said - Neil Diamond And if you're getting along nicely so far, time for an LP or two. May I suggest: The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway - Genesis, followed by Ewe Boots And Panties - Ian Dury. This may not be to everyone's taste, but know I only mint well.

176depressive Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Things will only get worse now that Ken > Livingstone is no longer Mayor. What worries me > is that when Boris removes all the bendy buses (I > am no lover of them myself but see them as a > necessary evil) and replaces them with traditional > buses, where will all the drivers come from. I see > cuts to routes coming. > > I also believe things will only get worse now that > Boris has taken over. I remember Margaret > Thatcher saying that anyone over 35 who catches a > bus is a failure. > > If Boris wants people to get out of cars and onto > buses he must improve the service but I suppose he > has other priorities like looking after his > friends with their ?70.000 Range Rovers who live > in the West of London. Hello and welcome to the EDF 176. Why do you reckon that 'bendies' are a necessary evil. Why were they necessary in the first place? If it's about wheelchair/pram access, I think that was taken care of with the modern double-deckers. Where will all the drivers come from? Thebendies presumably. Why will things get worse under Boris? Why would the improved bus service that Livingstone brought about be ruined by Johnson? Why would he do that? He seems to be going out of his way to be populist. His recent sackings have indicated a certain craveness on his part, that he should watch I think. Just getting back to buses, it was livingstone who said something along the lines of 'only a souless moron would get rid of the Routemaster' I paraphrase, but that was the gist. He then proceeded to... well you know. I trust Johnson as much as I trusted Livingston. Never voted for either one, as I went for more 'left-field' candidates. Wait and see what Johnson actually does about transport, before you make judgements. Sorry that makes me sound bossy, doesn't it? Anyway, welcome and get on the Song Game and Word Association threads, they're bundles of fun. Honest.

Just an aside here. And no that's not an ass side before anyone starts all that. As faras this sort of thing is concerned, I once read (in a book or a magazine article or a deathbed confessionI can't remember which) about a tip regarding sheep courtship. Apparently one should position the object of one's desire (and with which one has a meaningful and equal relationship) on the edge of a cliff, precipice or ravine prior to consummating your mutual love. Apparently the instinct on the part of your mate to push back makes the experience so much more rewarding. For at least one of you. Apparently.

Blackjack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- ----------- I think she is fantastic! It is great that someone > as cool and sexy as her is being so positive about > East Dulwich! You go girl!!!!!! Yeah, girlfriend!!!!! High four!!!! I'm from Springfield!!! Edited because my three fingers caused me to spell Springfield with a 'd'. Stupig fingers. Edited for a secong time when, I realised that there there is a 'd' at the end of Sprindfielg and that the above may not make complete sense, unless you have as much to drink this evenind as I have, and even then...

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And I'm someone who's both listened to The Goons and watched Monty Python's Flying Circus under the flak of a father's sarcasm. So don't come it with me, Sonny Jim.

The Mighty Boosh? Haven't watched it yet. I've a feeling in my water I won't like it.

VeryBerryCherry Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh this advert has got me sooo mad that I need to > vent somewhe here... > > At the moment I am currently quite angry about the > Sugar Puffs advert. > I love the Mighty Boosh and all of its weird > genius. And I've turned on the tv to see the Sugar > Puffs have done the most pathetic rip-off in the > attempt to be "on the pulse" of what's funny. Aww > it's so bad I had to leave the room before I > shouted and got angry! (6) > > Seriously, who was the cretin who stood up in the > ideas meeting andput that shambolic idea forward - > they need a good slap! > > > Ahhhhhh... feel all better now. Thanks guyz >:D< Of course the mighty John Cooper-Clarke did a few Sugar Puffs ads some time back. It may have been in the throes of his narcotic phase, but what the flip, I bet his motives were pure (he needed the money) and whoever suggested him at whatever ad agency, I say give that man a cigar. Just for once I'll resist my normal Hicksian tendency to suggest that he deserves to die. The Mighty Boosh? Not watched it yet. I've a feeling in my water I won't like it.* *CC The Old Fogies thread.

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Strawbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Aga do do do - no idea who sang it though.. Celine Dion. Before she became all 'raunchy'.

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I've always rather fancied being Herbert Vernon-Smith, The Bounder of the Remove from the Billy Bunter books. He was loaded, and always kicking Bunter up the arse for nicking provisions from his study. That's when he wasn't hiding in the cloisters for a smoke. He'd always fall out of favour with the Famous Five (and yes I can remember all of their names without recourse to Google), for not playing up for the school, instead going off on an unsavoury jaunt, more often that not involving a race course. He'd always come good in the end though, and was gruffly kind to his less well-off study mate Tom Dutton, even though he was 'a deaf ass'.

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I wonder if the Dulwich sheep enthusiast will be attending. A man for whom the title 'petting zoo' will always have the prefix 'heavy'.

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Suspicious Minds - Elvis Presley. Mainly the end bit.