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Cave

Tangled Up In Blue - Bob Dylan

Up

Swings

Jane

While lending much more than we borrow.

Tobacco

But Nero, if it makes for a world where poor coffee house staff have more time to consider their dissertations and the original poster has an opportunity to perform an act of charity, then really, apart from every other customer who comes after him and is disgusted and outraged by the mess they find on their tables, who's the loser? I presume there are shareholders who would applaud like performing seals at the generosity of spirit displayed here.

I've recently joined a campanology group. I try my best but sometimes feel intimidated by the more experienced members. Last week I had neglected to ensure my instrument had been maintained properly and after a particularly vigourous session I was left clutching the handle while my bell-end flew across the room. The others found me a replacement, though I think they were trying to palm me off with an old one whose clapper was spent.

Now it's First We Take Manhattan - Jennifer Warnes

Now I've got the Jennifer Warnes version stuck in my head. Good.

I Threw It All Away - Bob Dylan

Apologies, eccentric. I forgot my couth.

"I am not a number, I am a free man!" - No 6, The Prisoner

Human Fly - The Cramps

Rumpo

Flapjacks

Around The World - Daft Punk

Elves

All Around The World - The Jam

I don't whether I'll be able to go to work today, I woke up this morning stiff as a board.

I think the rain's dampened their ardour.

Ever

FCOL? Some help please.

I think it's very decent of you not to make a fuss about about it. I mean you could be demanding to see the manager and writing e-mails demanding that he/she do something about it, fulminating at great length about the lack of staff training and generally being the most fearful sort of perisher about the whole thing. No, you allow yourself a modicum of peevishness but don't let rancour win the day. I think it's to your credit you don't embarrass the staff with footling objections about a bit of mess and that you take the initiative to do something about the matter yourself. There's a few on here might want to follow your example.