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Keith Don't Go - Nils Lofgren.

"I mean that most sincerely" - Hughie Greene, Opportunity Knocks.

It's enough to make a chap squeal

Isn't he friend of Incontinentia? You know, Incontinentia Buttocks. Sorry.

I have to say I don't recall Sid Vicious saying that Michael, but I'm sure you know best.

Julian

No, I'm Kir... Oh no, I 'm not going to do it.

Bellenden Belle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Gosh, goodness ... I have an Oscar acceptance > speech up my sleeve, and also one for when I > accept my OBE - but how do I find words to express > my joy at having my own EDF thread.... > Quite simply thank you my lovelies for your kind > words... I am determined to embrace being a tap > dancing pixie and intend to choreograph a suitable > dance to the tune of Dagenham Dave. > > ps: Moos - thank you so very much...have we > actually met? If your selling tickets, put me down for a brace. One for me and one for Moos.

Is there any truth to this story about Kirk Douglas's son? He was doing a stand-up set in, I think The Comedy Store and was taking a portion of heckle. He decided to own up to his parentage and informed the audience, "Hey simmer down, I'm Kirk Douglas's son" Apparently one person stood up and said "No, I'm Kirk Douglas's son", followed by another who repeated the phrase, and then was picked up by the rest of the audience. It carried on until Douglas Jnr left the stage. It's probably apochryphal, but like so many of those stories I hope it's true. Can anyone confirm it. Or am I just a mug for believing it could be so?

You're Gonna Miss Me - The Thirteenth Floor Elevators

The Pogues - If I Should Fall From Grace With God has just slipped into my head. Good.

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This week I have mostly been wearing... > > my "Sheffield United" beach shorts and clashing, > non-Hawaiian, short sleeved cotton shirts... Can every gay MBer please avert their eyes. I'm sorry you had to see that. I'm sorry I had to see it, though I think I might've.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Miquel Frothalotforus, take the beam out of your > own eye. I know. What's he like? See, now you've me quoting Ainsley Harrison. Are there no shallows to which I will not stoop? Honestly, I'm just a fool for your loving and no mistake.

Administrator Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Lounged Said in an Anna Ford voice, still does it for me.

It's now changed to Gaye by Clifford T. Ward. I'm liking it. Yes.

'About to get lounged' I just imagine this in an Eartha Kitt voice. Or if not, a Lorraine Chase one. Either one works with me. Thank you for making a happy man feel very old. See I'll even lapse into cliche for you. XXX

Catch Us If You Can - The Dave Clark Five

ups 'n' downs

"And it's goodnight from me" - Ronnie Barker, The Two Ronnies.

Chuck

James Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As a bloke I would beg to differ Brendan. I think > my dress sense is pretty excellent. Ok, I admit > it, I am gay. However you do see some pretty fine > looking metrosexuals around these parts. > > PS I wouldn't make a bad Jane either Well, I mean that's just cheating isn't it? You start from a much higher taste line than us lumpy ol' heteros. You wouldn't make a bad Jane? I'd make any old kind of Jane, I wouldn't even insist on her calling me Tarzan.

Moos, the winged sandals I haven't shod in a long time. And I've not used the word 'bodkin' for months. Assuming you're female and hetorosexual, I think I'm in love with you.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I?d make one ugly Brenda Good of you to admit it, B. But truth be told I suppose we all would with an injudicious amount of alcohol in us. But perhaps 'ugly' is a somewhat harsh word. Let's say 'alternatively attractive'. There.

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