dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Darling Bagpuss, > > Why were you pressing your buttom? I must dash > behind this screen to dress myself appropriately > for company... > > http://snipsnap.org/space/kingwong/nun.jpg > > > Ah, that is better! > > Now Michael - I think you should buff your own > handrail. I am a lady afterall! Michael, I'm a dedicated buffer of my own handrail, and I wouldn't have it any other way. The finish is of the best quality, and of course the elbow grease and polishing are of a vigour and application that can only be properly applied first hand. It's the only way.