Feminine marketing: 1) You are at a party and you see a fascinating man. You move up to him and say: - I am phenomenal in bed. That is Direct Marketing. 2) You are at a party and you see a fascinating man. One of your friends moves up to him and says: - That woman is phenomenal in bed. That is Advertising. 3) You are at a party and you see a fascinating man. You ask for his mobile number. The following day you call and say: - I am phenomenal in bed. That is Telemarketing. 4) You are at a party and you see a fascinating man. You recognise this man. You move up to him and refresh his memory saying: - You remember me? I am fantastic in bed. That is Customer Relationship Management. 5) You are at a party and you see a fascinating man. You rise, you arrange your dress, you approach him and offer him a drink. You complement his appearance. You offer a cigarette and you say: - I am phenomenal in bed. That is Public Relations. 6) You are at a party and you see a fascinating man. He moves close to you and says to you: - I heard that you are phenomenal in bed. That is Branding, the Power of the Brandname. 7) You are at a party and you see a fascinating man. You move up to him and say: - I am phenomenal in bed, and flash one breast. That is Merchandising. Masculine marketing: 1) You are at a party and you see a beautiful woman. You move up to her and say: I am phenomenal in bed and can go on all the night without stopping. That is False Advertising and........... is punishable by law.