Mikecg

Perish the thought.

What if she looked like this though?

WTF.

At least he didnt mention Worthers.

Take a girl to Burgerming for a first date, what a charmer, was his name Nigel by any chance?.

Ever been on one of those weird silent dates?

Agreed Jeza,

OH NO! The Netto of the hifi world.

BBW wrote, The best advice I've ever had was to get therapy because my mother suffered serious deppression after I was born and intitially rejected me. snip< OOOH! Alan.

AaH! it only works if you have a flux capacitor JB surley you know that?.

If you offer to buy a young lady a drink over the weekend and her name is Flic, run and don't stop till you pass Putney!

That only works to point Jimmy Jimmy.

Must be the ?5.70 an hour they get.

I was being ironic, just for a change!

Agreed.

As a mark of respect Fosters have stopped selling beer across Australia. Well you wouldn't want a warm beer would ya!

It's the oddball couple! eccept theres 3 of em.

Keef wrote, but don't think it suggests that I'm a potential woman abuser! snip< We are all potential woman abusers, after 8 pints of wife beater who knows where it could lead! I came home from the pub a few years ago and I'd over done it everso slightly, I was talking to god down the big white phone, when the missus enquired, "Are you ok luv", my response was, "Just get me some water " in a drunken angry voice, she then flushed the loo with my head still down it. I had to share that, I thought it was a classic.

How odd.

Inside tip, to avoid a dating disaster avoid the BC on friday.

The Twighlight Zone has made another appearance.

It is beyond words the level at which Scorpio dopplegangers will sink. To think I tried to defend the Jew Joke, What a shyster.

Walk - Pantera

No GG, it was ROY Chubby Brown......

Who was it that said "Who the F*ck are ya"?