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Mikecg

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  1. Isn't there a gov't add about drinking responsibly?
  2. Mikecg

    Who is he

    You lying git Keef, I recon you own the soundtrack.
  3. Mikecg

    Who is he

    Alan, to call somebody a Bastard is offensive because it is direct aggression, BBW does it for affect I would imagine, just depends weather or not his type of humour presses your chuckle button. I thought the Jewish joke was quite clever really and I shall be adding it to my joke book.
  4. He wont be the first, it's like MILF city on a Saturday morning.
  5. Theres another thread around which will reveal all, a thread about dual bogs or something. could this be the very-------------CharlieCharlies post
  6. Quite JB, But don't tell me you didn't feel the heat. shoulda woulda coulda is all well and good, I'm only ripping the piss.
  7. Oh! RosieH!. I thought it was apt for the situation. Drunken non cohearant lush=unwanted (how not to impress the potential new boyfriend) burden.
  8. Terry Thomas cant type BBW, he's got w@nkers doom! I also think he is no longer with us.
  9. I did a gig once it was about 17 years ago, well this drunk girl threw herself at me, I ended up marrying her, in fairness she wasnt smothered in vommit!
  10. We can all preach, but in the height of shame the only thing to do is, "Abandon Bitch" I would have done the same, because I am a shy person and I don't like situations that draw attention.
  11. *BOB* Wrote, Smith: doorstepped at 6am, white-faced, corpse-like, bleary-eyed. snip< Just another day at the office then!
  12. I read honks clown thread and it was hilarious.
  13. Mikecg

    Council Tax

    Keef wrote, Oh, and I'll provide a guitar amp. snip< Your playing the first set.
  14. Bitter and twisted are we DM.
  15. Just think how much worse it could have been, date 1 controled informal and rather pleasant. date 2 paraletic with all your friends around.
  16. Oh! Dear!. The thing that gets me is, I would have smelt a rat when my mate said she wasn't a nutter?. I would have thought "Why did he say that" he must have known that she has an appreciation for the sauce or something. Nevermind, looks like a happy ending. Hehe!
  17. KK why are you supporting a 6ft7" (In her leopard skin stilletoes) himaphrodite lesbian gaylord?. She makes FelicityNormal look, well err Normal.
  18. It's like a scene from biotch wars the movie. Yikes! I'm ok Scoob!
  19. HAHAHA! Well the slander of it all, really. I don't take too kindly to people saying I sent them love notes, neither does my wife who I have been married to for 16 years. I don't mind a joke but I draw the line at humiliation, which is what led me to investigate. From the first thread I knew there was someone that, in the words of Tony Montana didn't fly straight.
  20. What a doppleganger, in more ways than one. In the words of Ali G, Keep it real!. http://www.parentingissues.net/sex-lies-and-sellotape/
  21. DM wrote, I am from Beckenham and am of aristocratic Argentinian parentage. snip< Ever wonder why you never see a pic? It's because it has the complexion of corned beef!
  22. Mikecg

    Council Tax

    Thanks for your support, I can do the PA and lights.
  23. That fact I was talking about women from becks being whores, and the fact that your a fudge packer, does not imply that you are a whore, unless of course you are one.
  24. Bring it on biotch!.
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