On behalf of my fellow residents on Crystal Palace Rd, thanks so much for not clearing up your pooch's steaming mound of turd this morning at around 7am. Particularly enjoyed your lingering over the pile and furtive glances (by the tree stump about 30m down from the caff and up from The Castle) as if you intended to pick it up. If you'd care to let me have your address, I'll be sure to come round and dump a steaming jobbie of my own right on your doorstep. Sorry for the negative first post - but this has really got my goat.
