Rhinestone Cowboy

JOB INTERVIEW: Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest weakness? Applicant: Honesty. Interviewer: Honesty? I don't think honesty is a weakness... Applicant: I don't give f*ck what you think.

Premier League Saturday 9th March 2013 Norwich 2 Southampton 1 QPR 2 Sunderland 1 Reading 2 Aston Villa 1 West Brom 2 Swansea 1 Sunday 10th March 2013 Newcastle 2 Stoke 1 Liverpool 2 Tottenham 1 See a pattern forming here

Saturday 9th March 2013 Everton 2 V Wigan 0 Man City 3 V Barnsley 0 Sunday 10th March 2013 Millwall 1 V Blackburn 0 Man Utd 2 V Chelsea 1

made my day moochas grass e arse

couple lines from mine... This is the second time I have made a speech and it?s true to say that it is nerve racking. I only feel slightly better knowing that I am not the only person in the room who is feeling apprehensive, but then again she has just married my brother What can you say about a man who came from humble beginnings, a man who has risen to the top of his profession based solely on intelligence, grit and the willpower to push on where others have fallen? A man who is beginning to distinguish himself at the highest level amongst his peers, and where none can say a bad word against him? But enough about me, what I am really here for is to talk about Ian. Now Ian truly is a lucky man today marrying Leanne, she is a wonderful lady who deserves a good husband ? so I think Ian has done a fantastic job at marrying her before she had a chance to find one. There?s nothing I wouldn?t do for Ian, likewise there?s nothing Ian wouldn?t' do for me, in fact we spent most of our time doing nothing for each other.

Liverpool news Not sure if already posted The Anfield side are set to invite non-League forward Daniel Carr for a week-long trial. The 18-year-old, who plays for south London side Dulwich Hamlet, has scored 23 goals in 23 games this season.

Borussia Dortmund 2 V Shakhtar Donetsk 0 (agg 4-2) Man Utd 1 V Real Madrid 2 (agg 2-3) Wednesday 6th March 2013 Juventus 2 V Celtic 0 (agg 5-0) Paris SG 2 V Valencia 0 (agg 4-1)

Chelsea 2 West Brom 1 Everton 2 Reading 0 Man Utd 3 Norwich 0 Southampton 1 QPR 2 Stoke 1 West Ham 1 Sunderland 2 Fulham 1 Swansea 2 Newcastle 2 Wigan 1 Liverpool 2 Tottenham 1 Arsenal 3 Aston Villa 1 Man City 2

Fulham 1 Stoke 1 Arsenal 2 Aston Villa 1 Norwich 0 Everton 1 QPR 0 Man Utd 3 Reading 3 Wigan 3 West Brom 2 Sunderland 1 Sunday 24th February 2013 Man City 2 Chelsea 2 Newcastle 2 Southampton 0 Monday 25th February 2013 West Ham 2 Tottenham 1 I be at the Game celebrating 20yrs of Bobby Moore

Tuesday 19th February 2013 Arsenal 1 Bayern Munich 2 FC Porto 1 Malaga 2 Wednesday 20th February 2013 AC Milan 1 Barcelona 2 Galatasaray 1 Schalke04 2 he who dares

Saturday 16th February 2013 Luton 1 V Millwall 0 Arsenal 2 V Blackburn 0 MK Dons 1 V Barnsley 1 Oldham 0 V Everton 2 Sunday 17th February 2013 Chelsea 4 V Brentford 0 Man City 1 V Leeds United 0 Huddersfield 1 V Wigan 2 Monday 18th February 2013 Man Utd 3 V Reading 0 Wednesday 27th February 2013 Middlesbrough 2 V Brentford 0 or Middlesrough 0 V Chelsea 1

http://www.spin.com/#articles/chubby-checker-sues-hewlett-packard-penis-measuring-app made me smile

Tuesday 12th February 2013 Celtic 1 Juventus 1 Valencia 1 Paris sg 1 Wednesday 13th February 2013 Real Madrid 2 Man Utd 1 Shakhtar Donetsk 1 Borussia Dortmund 0

Saturday 9th February 2013 Tottenham 2 Newcastle 1 Chelsea 3 Wigan 0 Norwich 2 Fulham 1 Stoke 2 Reading 0 Sunderland 1 Arsenal 2 Swansea 0 QPR 0 Southampton 1 Man City 3 Aston Villa 2 West Ham 1 Man Utd 3 Everton 2 Liverpool 2 West Brom 0

Need a big win this week starting to look like West Ham and that is never good QPR 1 Norwich 0 Arsenal 1 Stoke 0 Everton 1 Aston Villa 0 Newcastle 1 Chelsea 2 Reading 3 Sunderland 2 West Ham 2 Swansea 1 Wigan 0 Southampton 0 Fulham 0 Man Utd 2 West Brom 1 Tottenham 1 Man City 3 Liverpool 1 be lucky

Tuesday 29th January 2013 Aston Villa 1 V Newcastle 1 QPR 0 V Man City 4 Stoke 2 V Wigan 1 Sunderland 2 V Swansea 2 Wednesday 30th January 2013 Arsenal 1 V Liverpool 0 Everton 1 V West Brom 0 Norwich 1 V Tottenham 2 Fulham 1 V West Ham 1 Man Utd 4 V Southampton 0 Reading 1 V Chelsea 3

Got in early after I forgot last week Millwall 1 V Aston Villa 0 Saturday 26th January 2013... Stoke 1 V Man City 2 Bolton 0 V Everton 2 Brighton 0 V Arsenal 3 Macclesfield 1 V Wigan 1 QPR 2 V MK Dons 0 Reading 2 V Sheff Utd 1 Sunday 27th January 2013... Brentford 0 V Chelsea 2 Leeds United 1 V Tottenham 0 Oldham 0 V Liverpool 2

So just finished The Killing (danish one) first season I think they did 3? download from lovefilm 20 episodes and it's bonkers you really have no idea what is going on and keeps you guessing all the time. Need a break now something light and funny

QPR 0 V Tottenham 3 Aston Villa 1 V Southampton 1 Everton 2 V Swansea 2 Fulham 0 V Wigan 0 Norwich 2 V Newcastle 1 Reading 3 V West Brom 4 Stoke 0 V Chelsea 0 Sunderland 1 V West Ham 0 Man Utd 3 V Liverpool 0 Arsenal 2 V Man City 2 Be lucky

errrr concentrating on the league squire.

First off many thanks again for sorting this out week in week out and then what a cracking week I had lovely.... Brighton 1 V Newcastle 1 Bolton 1 V Sunderland 0 Crawley 0 V Reading 0 Crystal Palace 0 V Stoke 1 Luton 3 V Wolves 2 Macclesfield 0 V Cardiff 1 Peterborough 1 V Norwich 0 Swansea 1 V Arsenal 0 Mansfield 0 V Liverpool 2 Cheltenham 0 V Everton 2

Week 14 Wigan 0 Arsenal 1 Man City 2 Reading 0 Newcastle 1 QPR 1 Southampton 1 Sunderland 1 Tottenham 1 Stoke 0 West Brom 3 Norwich 0 West Ham 1 Everton 0 Liverpool 3 Fulham 0 Swansea 0 Man Utd 1 Chelsea 4 Aston Villa 0 Week 15 Everton 3 Wigan 0 Fulham 1 Southampton 0 Man Utd 4 Newcastle 0 Norwich 1 Chelsea 1 QPR 1 West Brom 1 Reading 1 Swansea 1 Sunderland 1 Man City 1 Aston Villa 2 Tottenham 2 Stoke 1 Liverpool 0 Week 16 Sunderland 1 Tottenham 1 Aston Villa 0 Wigan 0 Fulham 1 Swansea 2 Man Utd 1 West Brom 1 Norwich 1 Man City 2 Reading 2 West Ham 2 Stoke 2 Southampton 0 Arsenal 3 Newcastle 1 Everton 1 Chelsea 1 QPR 3 Liverpool 3 Week 17 West Brom 1 Fulham 0 Man City 3 Stoke 0 Swansea 2 Aston Villa 2 Tottenham 3 Reading 0 West Ham 2 Norwich 2 Wigan 0 Man Utd 3 Southampton 1 Arsenal 3 Chelsea 3 QPR 1 Liverpool 3 Sunderland 0 Newcastle 1 Everton 1 be lucky stay lucky

Boxing Day fixture between Arsenal & West Ham postponed due to proposed strike action by London Underground drivers sky sports news

She does not like West Ham much either.. Happy Christmas chin up be lucky ouch.

Newcastle 1 V Man City 1 Liverpool 3 V Aston Villa 0 Man Utd 2 V Sunderland 0 Norwich 1 V Wigan 0 QPR 1 V Fulham 1 Stoke 0 V Everton 0 Tottenham 3 V Swansea 0 West Brom 1 V West Ham 1 Reading 2 V Arsenal 3