4 guys have been going on the same golf trip for many years. This year, Ralph's wife puts her foot down & tells him he isn't going. He calls his buddies & tells them the bad news. Two days later, the other guys arrive at the resort to begin their yearly golf getaway. To their surprise, they find Ralph sitting there with his clubs already set up on his cart. "Dang Ralphie, how did you talk your missus into letting you go?" they all ask. "Well, yesterday evening, after my wife finished reading "Fifty Shades Of Grey," she pulled me into our bedroom. On the bed she had handcuffs & ropes! She told me to tie & cuff her to the bed, & I did." Then she said, "Do whatever you want." "So, here I am!"