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Replace Starbucks with some place that does real coffee not that pisswater type crap they currently serve up Erase all yellow lines on Lordship Lane Get rid of Somerfield and replace with M&S Open Arabian/bedouin type lounge with outdoor shisha pipe area

my pee or my dog's pee?!

Junk

But is there a way of deterring foxes from your garden without harming them? My dog caught a severe dose of mange when he got hold of one about three months ago and he's only just recovering from it (4 vet visits and ?500 later(6)) The same mange ridden fox keeps appearing on the street and my God if you saw it - it looks like one of those hounds from the Resident Evil films. It has it so bad that you can literally walk right up to it and it won't turn away - just looks you right in the eye - he's deranged.

*rummages thru Cit Ed?s music box* *My God, what are these big black circular things with grooves on? Where are the CD?s?* *shuffles over to Moos music collection* *Hmm, Kylie, Rick Astley, Bananarama, CATHY DENNIS ? what the hell?.*

OK, switch off the box guys - I'll put on the Whale Music CD from Citizen Ed's collection. *yawn*

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh - nice brew you've made there. Can't we watch Reservoir Dogs instead?

Thumb and knead away at my feet all you like my dear. You doing the rest of us too? Watch out for Keef's verrucas! Who's got the remote control?

Firestarter - The Prodigy

I know you got soul - Rakim

you should have smothered him with his Lidl bag and beat him with his stick! Only joking - must have been a bit nerve wracking for you. Removed his shoe? Eeeuuugghh.

You're in my Heart - Rod Stewart

fluffy dressing gown, comfy arm chair, glass of DM's Krug, Pretty Woman on DVD, and a packet of family sized Maltesers. *wriggles toes* Kalamity, I'm ready for you!!

GooseGreen!

Hungry Eyes - Eric Carmen

My Cutie - Mario

Playground

The Adidas Silverstone Half Marathon happens every March (only a month B4 the London Marathon) and it's brilliant. have done it twice now. You run around the Silvertone racetrack (and out of it a bit). You'll be able to apply for a space around December time.

Speaking of lesbians and gays, I am really liking that Kate Perry song 'I kissed a girl'! Have to refrain from singing indoors though as the old man keeps giving me funny looks.

OK, but I only use Jo Malone bath oils ? DM can I borrow some of yours please?

about 125 kilos apparently

Uncle Ben's only - recommended by Samsung in fact

ooh yes please Kel - let me get me pigs trotters out of these boots - haven't taken them off for days. *bzzzzz bzzzz* where did all those flies come from?

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does Direct Reports mean the people that will be directly reporting to you or you'll be reporting to them??:-S